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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Oh poo poo, did the moped guy bring him in??

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CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

magiccarpet posted:

nu metal is back

never left

91223_2
Sep 13, 2023

[LINKIN PARK] WAAAYKE THE gently caress UP!!!!!!!!

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Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War
trunop

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



quiggy posted:

go birds

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Bread Liar

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




nice boner

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Trombone!

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Or, as some like to say, I'm not gonna say it, Trumpbone!

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

SKA WILL NEVER DIE

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1701961438154072286

veepfake
Oct 21, 2005


tramapoline! trumbapoline!

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

we're just normal men!

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

petit choux posted:

Or, as some like to say, I'm not gonna say it, Trumpbone!

Trumbpone

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

hell yeah

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Hi pals

91223_2
Sep 13, 2023

Large Testicles posted:

SKA WILL NEVER DIE

this dude is gonna die over his bogus contracts

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

titty_baby_ posted:

Almost everyone here got free money from the government but yet you all complain about job creators getting more free money. Hypocrites much?

I did not get any free money from the government and I am mad as hell about it.

Practically livid.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

mornin

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

*Darth Vader Theme plays....Ska-ishly*

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Lladre posted:

I did not get any free money from the government and I am mad as hell about it.

Practically livid.

Were you alive in 2020

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




one of the oldest jokes in the retail-politics jokebook, but when a line works it works

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

The Pence campaign is so loving pointless

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

a hearty toop to you

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

VideoKid posted:

The Pence campaign is so loving pointless

all the GOP campaigns are pointless except His

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

titty_baby_ posted:

Were you alive in 2020

Our combined income put us past the threshold. So we got nothing.

We were living in the tri state area at the time and the cost of living and wages there kind of gently caress you when it comes to taxes since the government thinks you are living as a millionaire but you are really just middling middle class living.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




VideoKid posted:

The Pence campaign is so loving pointless

i find it amusing he's trying to win over the people who showed up to his office with a guillotine

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




emfive posted:

all the GOP campaigns are pointless except His

the only grift in town is now 'pay my legal bills'

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
I wonder how flu season is going to go in hospitals now that people think masks are tyranny and you can't force me to wear a muzzle!!!

(Administration will cave to customer demands and infectious disease patients will get to roam the hospital halls spewing miasma freely)

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

emfive posted:

all the GOP campaigns are pointless except His

:shuckyes:

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/SteveDeaceShow/status/1701672108344958995

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Is this some pop culture reference for kids?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Lladre posted:

Is this some pop culture reference for kids?

nah it's just homophobia

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Your honor, can we work out some sort of plea agreement that if he can fix the eagles shitawful defensive schemes then he's good to leave prison?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
my dog just ripped a massive fart when laying next to me, to the point I could feel the wind, and looked at me all ashamed before slowly slinking away

little late now that the damage is already done don’t you think pups??

anyway happy Wednesday

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Lladre posted:

Our combined income put us past the threshold. So we got nothing.

We were living in the tri state area at the time and the cost of living and wages there kind of gently caress you when it comes to taxes since the government thinks you are living as a millionaire but you are really just middling middle class living.

Which tri state area? There are like at least 100 tri state areas

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
it was like truppbppbpbth

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Good Citizen posted:

my dog just ripped a massive fart when laying next to me, to the point I could feel the wind, and looked at me all ashamed before slowly slinking away

little late now that the damage is already done don’t you think pups??

anyway happy Wednesday

LOL Trump would own that fart and declare victory

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