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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

In a real society this dude would be thrown in prison but lol we live in a pee pee poo poo society

Disney will own his rights and likeness in perpetuity at some point so keep your hopes up ok friend

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


This guy is the gotdang joker

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1701825981067968520

porque no los dos

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

fake!

also

In Brazil, Funyuns are sold under the name "Cebolitos"

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


that's inaccurate tho

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/hostiledesign/status/1701720762275528800

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


because the (non-human) animal is never at fault, it's an (non-human) animal.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
wow chuck todd is retiring from meet the press after 9 years

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk-aS5NdxNI

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

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https://twitter.com/AwfulButGreat/status/1701703468048921042

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Shifty Nipples posted:

because the (non-human) animal is never at fault, it's an (non-human) animal.

did the owner force the dog to bite the victim? no? then maybe the dog is at fault too

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Mustached Demon posted:

he already lives in Florida what else do you want

For Florida to sink into the gulf with him in it

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Filthy Hans posted:

did the owner force the dog to bite the victim? no? then maybe the dog is at fault too

it's generally the result of conditioning from the way the owner treats the animal so no not the dog's fault

or neglect on the part of the owner for allowing the dog to be in a situation where it feels the need to bite someone

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

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https://twitter.com/shwauby/status/1701655611375521833

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

https://twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1329113457694830597?lang=en

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

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Shifty Nipples posted:

it's generally the result of conditioning from the way the owner treats the animal so no not the dog's fault

or neglect on the part of the owner for allowing the dog to be in a situation where it feels the need to bite someone

I'm willing to concede that it's primarily the owner's fault

for buying a breed that will bite a child the moment they stop preventing it from biting a child

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

UFOTacoMan posted:

wow chuck todd is retiring from meet the press after 9 years

tuck chodd

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Glumwheels posted:

Oh wow trump taking a victory lap, what a surprise

At least once a day

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
humans made dogs like that and also keep them around = human fault

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Chuck Todd the gently caress Godd

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

this was also how they came up with the name for trumoo

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
https://twitter.com/MarkLeibovich/status/1702046804068425904

get ready for some TRUTHS

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

RealityWarCriminal posted:

I think my fave Romney adjacent thing was when Trump made Ronna Romney drop the Romney name when she became head of the rnc and now she's been Ronna McDaniel for 7 years

I'm sure plenty of women have debased themselves far worse for Trump than that.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!
lovely violent dogs and poor dog ownership/discipline go hand in hand, bad owners love to do aggression game poo poo all day with pitbulls, they dont know ripping an arm off is bad when they have been tugging at a rope for 8 hours a day

find a pit raised by chill women and you will find a big sweetie

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

External Organs posted:

Where the gently caress is lpzie

He posted a couple of times during night crew hours I think

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Filthy Hans posted:

I'm willing to concede that it's primarily the owner's fault

for buying a breed that will bite a child the moment they stop preventing it from biting a child

There is no inherent quality in any particular breed of dog that causes it to be more likely bite someone.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

UFOTacoMan posted:

humans made dogs like that and also keep them around = human fault

yeah humans are horrible

they took man's best friend, the canine, and bred a child-mauling monster out of it

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Crazypoops posted:

Can't throb there mate

You're not my dad

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

RealityWarCriminal posted:

I think my fave Romney adjacent thing was when Trump made Ronna Romney drop the Romney name when she became head of the rnc and now she's been Ronna McDaniel for 7 years

CUCKED

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

goons debate and discuss dogs

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





UFOTacoMan posted:

In Brazil, Funyuns are sold under the name "Cebolitos"

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Filthy Hans posted:

yeah humans are horrible

they took man's best friend, the canine, and bred a child-mauling monster out of it

Incorrect, that is the result of conditioning not selective breeding.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

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Shifty Nipples posted:

There is no inherent quality in any particular breed of dog that causes it to be more likely bite someone.

gonna have to disagree on you on that one, Shifty Nipples, and my counterexample is the Labrador Retriever - bred for bite inhibition, they're typically unable to bite a person even to save their own life; therefore there literally are particular dog breeds, namely non-retrievers, that are more likely to bite someone

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

a hockey coach's life tips for us gals




Narrator voice: there was no second letter

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

emfive posted:

yea but you can store JSON in Postgresql and query on it, and then you also get to use Postgresql

Hmm, yeah I guess. The json types got implemented in 9.2, a little after nosql was the new hotness. Maybe the use case for that type of distinction has faded.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



new world record SMB any% speedrun that's faster than what was once thought to be the theoretical limit


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khu9BB2g4Ks

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Lmao what an opener


quote:

For most of his life, Mitt Romney has nursed a morbid fascination with his own death, suspecting that it might assert itself one day suddenly and violently.

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