crime fighting hog posted:

new work email just dropped:

Now that the Republicans have begun an impeachment inquiry of Joe Biden they had better move quickly, before whistle blowers, witnesses, and critical documents and records begin to disappear. It’s a certainty that paper shredders are humming, delete keys are clacking, and hard drives are being wiped all along the Biden financial network trail.

Real Mean Queen posted:

Would you describe the contents of that email as germane to your work

Filthy Hans posted:

good on your cousin for working to condition those dogs to inhibit their innate desire to maul children, I wish all pit bull owners were so responsible but, as you say, assholes tend to gravitate to them

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skaboomizzy posted:

it's socialized well enough to go to doggy daycare every week and has at least two dozen pajama outfits to wear and seems to spend most of its time asleep

An Apple A Gay posted:

open up the club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQmqcaS5LIM

William Bear posted:

I wonder if this is a product of his Mormon upbringing. Before 1990, Mormons undergoing a Temple Endowment had to promise that, rather than reveal the secrets of the ceremony, they would do the following (while making accompanying hand motions):

Stage 1 : "my throat ... be cut from ear to ear, and my tongue torn out by its roots;"

Stage 2 : "our breasts ... be torn open, our hearts and vitals torn out and given to the birds of the air and the beasts of the field;"

Stage 3 : "our body ... be cut asunder and all your bowels gush out."

Sounds pretty morbid for a young man to do.

crime fighting hog posted:

I work in news. This means people are not only encouraged but mandated to send us their hot takes 24/7 regardless of subject matter.

Real Mean Queen posted:

Oh god that rules

the milk machine posted:

they get their own planets after they die (if you are a white man)

underrated religion build imo

Good Citizen posted:

gently caress that I crave the VOID

CaptainBeefart posted:

Yay dog chat

Spaced God posted:

Cspam is full of normal people who have totally rational takes on dogs so I'm sure we can have a reasonable discussion about this

Inspector Hound posted:

crime fighting hog posted:

At my first paper (which I'm going back to next week!) we had an entire filing cabinet of letters and stuff from people detailing the wildest conspiracy theories you've never heard of. On slow nights I would just read them for hours and got more enjoyment than any book.

Then there were the phone calls. Guy said George W Bush had implanted an atom bomb inside his brain that would go off and send us all back into the dark ages if Obama won in 2008. Would call every day.

I can still picture him in my head.

crime fighting hog posted:

At my first paper (which I'm going back to next week!) we had an entire filing cabinet of letters and stuff from people detailing the wildest conspiracy theories you've never heard of. On slow nights I would just read them for hours and got more enjoyment than any book.

AppleNippleBOB posted:

playtime has only just begun

crime fighting hog posted:

new work email just dropped:

Now that the Republicans have begun an impeachment inquiry of Joe Biden they had better move quickly, before whistle blowers, witnesses, and critical documents and records begin to disappear. It’s a certainty that paper shredders are humming, delete keys are clacking, and hard drives are being wiped all along the Biden financial network trail.

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Lmao what an opener

crime fighting hog posted:

I work in news. This means people are not only encouraged but mandated to send us their hot takes 24/7 regardless of subject matter.

crime fighting hog posted:

new work email just dropped:

Now that the Republicans have begun an impeachment inquiry of Joe Biden they had better move quickly, before whistle blowers, witnesses, and critical documents and records begin to disappear. It’s a certainty that paper shredders are humming, delete keys are clacking, and hard drives are being wiped all along the Biden financial network trail.

William Bear posted:

I wonder if this is a product of his Mormon upbringing. Before 1990, Mormons undergoing a Temple Endowment had to promise that, rather than reveal the secrets of the ceremony, they would do the following (while making accompanying hand motions):

Stage 1 : "my throat ... be cut from ear to ear, and my tongue torn out by its roots;"

Stage 2 : "our breasts ... be torn open, our hearts and vitals torn out and given to the birds of the air and the beasts of the field;"

Stage 3 : "our body ... be cut asunder and all your bowels gush out."

Sounds pretty morbid for a young man to do.

crime fighting hog posted:

I work in news. This means people are not only encouraged but mandated to send us their hot takes 24/7 regardless of subject matter.

Real Mean Queen posted:

lmao are you hiring?

emfive posted:

what's it like to work in actual for-money news and also hang out here, how do you not go completely nuts

Spoondick posted:

wouldn't it have been smarter to start deleting evidence like months to years ago closer to when events actually happened instead of waiting for an obvious republican impeachment?

petit choux posted:

You need to get a recorder on the mixer every gig. I don't care what you say just do it.

emfive posted:

honestly that sounds like old Freemasonry stuff.

I was reading some random article about Utah a few years ago, I can't remember what but it was kind-of snarky, and it mentioned Mormon porn as being a thing. I thought it was dumb joke, but, uhh, it isn't

McGlockenshire posted:

https://twitter.com/MarkLeibovich/status/1702046804068425904

get ready for some TRUTHS

AxGrap posted:

I love dogs, good for petting and giving human food

Apraxin posted:

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Good Citizen posted:

gently caress that I crave the VOID