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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Nothing surprising except that it speaks well of his character and his role in all this. Not surprising that McConnell is a true snake either. That man is clinging on to his power with all of his remaining strength, consequences for the rest of the world can gently caress off. This article is some really dour poo poo and I believe every word.

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Lmao what an opener

Yeah that wasn't necessary, and it detracts from the article. They could have led with his "world map" thing just as easily.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

emfive posted:

what's it like to work in actual for-money news and also hang out here, how do you not go completely nuts
Matthew Freakin' McConaughey 💓
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9al4uecEyM

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Have ya seen the dirt one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KXcQ18JyMs&t=798s

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1702076955158249846

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

zero cool.....fattttter

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

petit choux posted:

Nothing surprising except that it speaks well of his character and his role in all this. Not surprising that McConnell is a true snake either. That man is clinging on to his power with all of his remaining strength, consequences for the rest of the world can gently caress off. This article is some really dour poo poo and I believe every word.

he's burning all his bridges. this is honestly pretty interesting even though we've known he's a coward

he just torched the White House line that "law enforcement didn't have prior warning about January 6", and outed McConnell as a Trump hater.

turpm is going to lose his smooth mind over this

edit: GOP senators agree about a trump "almost without exception" but are too afraid, lmao. he is going in on all of them.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXQCo9fLYWI

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

tacodaemon u once posted an episode of twilight zone "matter of minutes " and I really loved it; thanks for that. I just finished reading the og short story in an anthology

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
trump will outlast both mitt and mitch. in fact he already has :smugdon:

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

IT'S!
HIS!
CUNRM

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023


no bad dogs, just bad owners

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright ALright Altright Alright Altight Altright Alright Alright Alright aLright arLight Alright! Alright!

(Delightful)

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

insane clown pussy posted:

no bad dogs, just bad owners

K9s aren't dogs much like cops aren't people, hth

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

K9s aren't dogs much like cops aren't people, hth
correct - they are pigdogs, and all the lethal cooking they've received in their owners' cars over the years doesn't make them taste any better

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
They're sentient tools for maiming people

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Yay dog chat

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Sir Walter Scott posted:

Hadst thou but lived, though stripped of power,
A watchman on the lonely tower,
Thy thrilling trump had roused the land,
When fraud or danger were at hand;
By thee, as by the beacon-light,
Our pilots had kept course aright;
As some proud column, though alone,
Thy strength had propped the tottering throne:
Now is the stately column broke,
The beacon-light is quenched in smoke,
The trumpet’s silver sound is still,
The warder silent on the hill!

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
there is no cry, only poo

- K-9 unit "Yoda"

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Lux Anima posted:

Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright ALright Altright Alright Altight Altright Alright Alright Alright aLright arLight Alright! Alright!

(Delightful)

what do you even call these kinds of edits

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

RealityWarCriminal posted:

trump will outlast both mitt and mitch. in fact he already has :smugdon:

it's quite instructive how quickly he destroyed the American democratic "project"


of course it was always-already doomed to fail but this has really been something to see

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

I just haxored your EarthLink email thanks.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5AOqAGDYew

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

They're sentient tools for maiming people

I'd be in favor of banning K-9 units but you'd never get support for it. mostly because they're just too goddamn useful.

dogs stop being man's best friend, challenge

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



I got this years ago on vinyl and it sounds so drat tinny. :(

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

CaptainBeefart posted:

I got this years ago on vinyl and it sounds so drat tinny. :(

well you're a vip to me :)

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

emfive posted:

honestly that sounds like old Freemasonry stuff.

I was reading some random article about Utah a few years ago, I can't remember what but it was kind-of snarky, and it mentioned Mormon porn as being a thing. I thought it was dumb joke, but, uhh, it isn't :whitewater:

In the before times, before Trump and Sailor ruined my brain, I remember reading that a lot of Mormon rituals were coopted either from Masonry, or from the Mormon founders' bigoted or ignorant suppositions of masonic rituals.

Basically, they heard secondhand that the masons did X, therefore they adapted and plagiarized it for there new club(original characters DO NOT STEAL)

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


An Apple A Gay posted:

well you're a vip to me :)

Oh you :3:

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

These used to be 4 oz

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


This gives me the good chills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZN2DYt1qOo

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

mdemone posted:

I'd be in favor of banning K-9 units but you'd never get support for it. mostly because they're just too goddamn useful.

dogs stop being man's best friend, challenge

I bet if you let cops use K9s only if they force the sheriff and top brass to have a few let loose on them every year without the pillow suit, they'd probably support banning it.

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

K-9 units are animal cruelty

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Virgil Vox posted:

K-9 units are animal cruelty

:hai:

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
emfive, it's your wife who's in the doll business right? has she heard about this and what's her response?

https://twitter.com/blamsamran/status/1701647321153278310

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
They can have K-9 units but they have to be Yorkshire Terriers

with excellent coiffures

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Large Testicles posted:

emfive, it's your wife who's in the doll business right? has she heard about this and what's her response?

https://twitter.com/blamsamran/status/1701647321153278310

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

My state has trained sniffer dogs to look for certain agricultural pests in shipments. Seems fine to me!

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