[Trump] I'm OD'd on trump! I turn on the television trump, trump, trump

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how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

drowningidiot posted:

lol

In the “dining room,” a 98-inch TV went up on the wall and a leather recliner landed in front of it. Romney, who didn’t have many real friends in Washington, ate dinner alone there most nights, watching Ted Lasso or Better Call Saul as he leafed through briefing materials. On the day of my first visit, he showed me his freezer, which was full of salmon fillets that had been given to him by Lisa Murkowski, the senator from Alaska. He didn’t especially like salmon but found that if he put it on a hamburger bun and smothered it in ketchup, it made for a serviceable meal.

jeeeezus christ

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emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

We walked down to the ice cream stand and got some cones for dessert. My wife got a raspberry fudge cone and got some on her face. I told her she looked like Schnorkles without thinking and had to explain the story of the airplane that eats dog turds. Very unfortunate

A lifetime chick magnet

# ? Sep 13, 2023 23:50

corgiwizard: Oct 27, 2020

trep

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limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Pooky posted:

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1701981565469839463

fuckin YIKES

# ? Sep 13, 2023 23:51

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

he�d probably win the democratic nomination

# ? Sep 13, 2023 23:51

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

Pooky posted:

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1701981565469839463

Hmm..

# ? Sep 13, 2023 23:52

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

the democrat party would me all over mitt if he switched (ran against obama in 2012 lol)

# ? Sep 13, 2023 23:53

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

euphronius posted:

he�d probably win the democratic nomination

Kaepernick?

# ? Sep 13, 2023 23:53

Morbus: May 18, 2004

Plinkey posted:

https://twitter.com/russellgold/status/1701966951881347074

turns out the answer all along was JUST STOP BURNING GAS, ASSHOOOOOLES

# ? Sep 13, 2023 23:56

mexi: Mar 17, 2003; Time to call it a night.

Bearjew posted:

he wears so much make up lmao

# ? Sep 13, 2023 23:57

mexi: Mar 17, 2003; Time to call it a night.

Filthy Hans posted:

good on your cousin for working to condition those dogs to inhibit their innate desire to maul children, I wish all pit bull owners were so responsible but, as you say, assholes tend to gravitate to them

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someone pelase explain this pun for me

# ? Sep 13, 2023 23:58

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

mexi posted:

he wears so much make up lmao

He's great, don't be mean.

# ? Sep 13, 2023 23:59

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

mexi posted:

someone pelase explain this pun for me

maul --- "mall" where children go

# ? Sep 13, 2023 23:59

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

tacodaemon posted:

new world record SMB any% speedrun that's faster than what was once thought to be the theoretical limit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khu9BB2g4Ks

owns

# ? Sep 13, 2023 23:59

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/d2T7eQ1.mp4

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Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

We walked down to the ice cream stand and got some cones for dessert. My wife got a raspberry fudge cone and got some on her face. I told her she looked like Schnorkles without thinking and had to explain the story of the airplane that eats dog turds. Very unfortunate

owned

# ? Sep 14, 2023 00:01

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

Bearjew posted:

# ? Sep 14, 2023 00:02

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

drowningidiot posted:

lol

In the �dining room,� a 98-inch TV went up on the wall and a leather recliner landed in front of it. Romney, who didn�t have many real friends in Washington, ate dinner alone there most nights, watching Ted Lasso or Better Call Saul as he leafed through briefing materials. On the day of my first visit, he showed me his freezer, which was full of salmon fillets that had been given to him by Lisa Murkowski, the senator from Alaska. He didn�t especially like salmon but found that if he put it on a hamburger bun and smothered it in ketchup, it made for a serviceable meal.

what the gently caress

# ? Sep 14, 2023 00:02

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

Pooky posted:

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1701981565469839463

jesus loving christ

# ? Sep 14, 2023 00:03

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Buddykins posted:

what the gently caress

Lisa Murkowski definitely knows he hates salmon.

# ? Sep 14, 2023 00:03

An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

I've got an Olympia sm9 from east or west Germany late 60s I'm gonna start a subscription hand typed news letters with great tips like smile when you puke

# ? Sep 14, 2023 00:06

Virgil Vox: Dec 8, 2009

important documents concerning the administration of the most powerful nation on earth ; yeah I glance at them between episodes of young Sheldon

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Test

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Impkins Patootie: Apr 20, 2017

smoking in bed listening to Portishead

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Anybody have some delicious air fry recipes to share?

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Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

a.lo posted:

Anybody have some delicious air fry recipes to share?

put a whole potato in and cook it for like 3 hours

# ? Sep 14, 2023 00:08

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

Plinkey posted:

New England

https://twitter.com/mikebettes/status/1701899523944010009

Susan Collins is concerned

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crime fighting hog: Jun 29, 2006; I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

has elon retweeted that yet

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Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

a.lo posted:

Anybody have some delicious air fry recipes to share?

get in n out fries and put them in there to actually cook them

# ? Sep 14, 2023 00:09

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

a.lo posted:

Test

🖕

# ? Sep 14, 2023 00:11

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

a.lo posted:

Anybody have some delicious air fry recipes to share?

lemon pepper chicken

# ? Sep 14, 2023 00:11

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

Anything.

# ? Sep 14, 2023 00:12

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

We walked down to the ice cream stand and got some cones for dessert. My wife got a raspberry fudge cone and got some on her face. I told her she looked like Schnorkles without thinking and had to explain the story of the airplane that eats dog turds. Very unfortunate