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waffles are the superior store of value because they take longer to get soggy and the divots contain the syrup
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Sep 13, 2023 09:39
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fractional reserve brunching
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Sep 13, 2023 10:07
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smarxist posted:fractional reserve brunching JAY START THE FRYER!
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Sep 13, 2023 10:40
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Kitfox88 posted:waffles are the superior store of value because they take longer to get soggy and the divots contain the syrup well yeah
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Sep 13, 2023 10:53
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buy the dip (it's where the syrup pools)
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Sep 13, 2023 11:04
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how do i get to the world where currency is hot delicious waffles how did we gently caress this up so bad
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Sep 13, 2023 12:15
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Oh after they've been sitting in a bank vault for three decades they won't still be hot. Or likely delicious. Technically they still might be considered waffles, so value retained.
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Sep 13, 2023 12:18
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Truly we live in the worst of all worlds.
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Sep 13, 2023 12:19
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smarxist posted:how do i get to the world where currency is hot delicious waffles fallout: new eggo
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Sep 13, 2023 12:34
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dr_rat posted:Oh after they've been sitting in a bank vault for three decades they won't still be hot. Or likely delicious. On the other hand, the stories of people who were storing their waffles under their mattress would be amazing. Pre-syrup and post-syrup waffle stories abound...of course waffles with syrup are worth more, but they don't retain their value as well.
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Sep 13, 2023 12:37
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dr_rat posted:Oh after they've been sitting in a bank vault for three decades they won't still be hot. Or likely delicious.
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Sep 13, 2023 12:44
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Getting poo poo by a cop for printing fake pancakes (French toast) E: that was supposed to be shot but w/e this is funnier
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Sep 14, 2023 01:32
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folks, it's three small pancakes for every fifteen dollars you spend at ihop
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Sep 14, 2023 02:26
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La Louve Rouge posted:folks, it's three small pancakes for every fifteen dollars you spend at ihop ... it's a minting event.
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Sep 14, 2023 02:35
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La Louve Rouge posted:folks, it's three small pancakes for every fifteen dollars you spend at ihop just wait til someone forks it
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Sep 14, 2023 03:08
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fondue posted:There's a church in Minnesota that has a marquee that offers to boost your prayers if you email them to the church. I found the church via google maps and their website and you can send prayer requests through a webform! In no loving way am I going to submit anything but I just find the entire concept hilarious. Email Jesus!
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Sep 14, 2023 07:48
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the algorithm served me up a weird trippy piece of like, ASMR analog horror about an AI having trauma therapy done on their neural net and its incredibly poignant by the end in a really bizarre way, feeling extra cyberpunk this evening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ9l4v7zB3I
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Sep 14, 2023 09:18
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Kitfox88 posted:waffles are the superior store of value because they take longer to get soggy and the divots contain the syrup The Titanic proved the concept
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Sep 14, 2023 14:16
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If I can't trust microsoft, who can I trust
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Sep 14, 2023 14:45
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Kitfox88 posted:waffles are the superior store of value because they take longer to get soggy and the divots contain the syrup The divots are the reason half my bites of waffle are dry unless I carefully scoop syrup into each hole like a maniac.
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Sep 14, 2023 15:07
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So you want to go to a restaurant? Well the dictionary defines "restaurant" as and in conclusion restaurants are a land of contrasts
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Sep 14, 2023 15:30
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You gotta try the Michigan Burger in Montreal bc its hilarious when places make up a food and name it after other places where they think they'll like it
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Sep 14, 2023 16:01
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smarxist posted:the algorithm served me up a weird trippy piece of like, ASMR analog horror about an AI having trauma therapy done on their neural net and its incredibly poignant by the end in a really bizarre way, feeling extra cyberpunk this evening this is weird
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Sep 14, 2023 16:35
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AI-written obituaries lmao https://twitter.com/EdLockwood87/status/1702047496178987052 
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Sep 14, 2023 18:57
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ekuNNN posted:AI-written obituaries lmao lmao
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Sep 14, 2023 19:21
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ekuNNN posted:AI-written obituaries lmao *somberly* owned.
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Sep 14, 2023 19:22
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Ashes to ashes, owns to owned.
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Sep 14, 2023 20:27
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ekuNNN posted:AI-written obituaries lmao highly regarded basketball participant
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Sep 14, 2023 23:51
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https://vxtwitter.com/jules_su/status/1702052612063834534?t=y0YrBgjrJrgv7XFxQSlhiw&s=19 
DarkDobe has issued a correction as of 02:31 on Sep 15, 2023 |
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Sep 15, 2023 00:13
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Trabisnikof posted:just wait til someone forks it buddy, they won't even let me fork it
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Sep 15, 2023 01:10
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DarkDobe posted:https://vxtwitter.com/jules_su/status/1702052612063834534?t=y0YrBgjrJrgv7XFxQSlhiw&s=19 who taught chatgpt about liquid diets
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Sep 15, 2023 02:03
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Harik posted:buddy, they won't even let me fork it [frank, but he's huffing nootropics] 'll fork anything that moves
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Sep 15, 2023 02:22
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DarkDobe posted:https://vxtwitter.com/jules_su/status/1702052612063834534?t=y0YrBgjrJrgv7XFxQSlhiw&s=19 the perfect recipe for flamin hot diarrhea
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Sep 15, 2023 02:34
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escalating taco bell hot sauce packets w/ drink pairing - $75
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Sep 15, 2023 03:06
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Sep 15, 2023 04:07
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computer. what's for lunch. ONE AND ONE HALF GALLONS OF SODA. CONDIMENTS.
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Sep 15, 2023 05:09
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Mola Yam posted:computer. what's for lunch. well it would be a filling meal
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Sep 15, 2023 05:15
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the algorithm is... divorced?
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Sep 15, 2023 05:17
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Buck Wildman posted:escalating taco bell hot sauce packets w/ drink pairing - $75 If you dine in, you get free refills, so just get one 30oz soda and the sauce packets.
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