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El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

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Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

crime fighting hog posted:

ah poo poo per CBS

When I was a kid we called this a "suicide drink" but some i know call it "toxic sludge"

they just wanna keep homeless people out, and nickel and dime everyone else. soda markup is astronomical, i wouldnt be surprised to learn its one of the most important sources of profits for mcds

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


does....does he think Hunter Biden lives in the White House?

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

Uncle Wemus posted:

I hate America

HELL YEAH BROTHER

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

lol this guys dad hates him

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

Bethamphetamine posted:

I told my family that republicans are fascist.

I told my family that the end goal was a return to sceptic abortion wards.

I told my family that a return to Jim Crow was the goal.

And they just excuse everything no matter how much evidence they get.

they do not inhabit the same plane of reality op

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Consolidated Ed posted:

they just wanna keep homeless people out, and nickel and dime everyone else. soda markup is astronomical, i wouldnt be surprised to learn its one of the most important sources of profits for mcds

soda and popcorn are pretty much the only source of profit for movie theaters, ticket sales go almost entirely to the studio

that's why they sell food and drink that literally costs about a nickel for like $8

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

when it sucks but it's too slippery to hit da bricks

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mdemone posted:

does....does he think Hunter Biden lives in the White House?

yes

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Salvor_Hardin posted:

I wanted to like it so badly but bailed after 4 eps I think. It was really bad.

The first season was complete trash and against all odds it somehow got really good in season 2. It's bizarre.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

trump

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

alnilam posted:

soda and popcorn are pretty much the only source of profit for movie theaters, ticket sales go almost entirely to the studio

that's why they sell food and drink that literally costs about a nickel for like $8

buy your own popcorn machine and become ungovernable

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Plinkey posted:

buy your own popcorn machine and become ungovernable



you can just make it at home on the stove if you're going to smuggle it in, no need to buy a fancy machine

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

alnilam posted:

you can just make it at home on the stove if you're going to smuggle it in, no need to buy a fancy machine

i already have one

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


The perfect movie snack is popcorn and a box of buncha crunch

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



the "wine" comes first in "wine mom"


https://i.imgur.com/GkLPJcJ.mp4

tacodaemon has issued a correction as of 21:37 on Sep 14, 2023

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

tacodaemon posted:

yeah back in March she said it was dangerous somehow




That.... That isn't true at all. As long as it's the same blood type you'll be fine. Red blood cells don't have cooties or whatever.

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

i think a lady doctor just started to look into SIDs, because everyone else was just like 'oh it happens'. female test dummies werent used until 2003.

if its related to women and health no one cares, sorry

i have personally sat in exam rooms and witnessed this, its soul crushing.

legitimately if you get an older white male doctor, consider doing a 180 and leaving.

they dont loving care, they dont understand you, they dont want to understand you. youre an inferior being with a walnut brain in their eyes

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

External Organs posted:

The first season was complete trash and against all odds it somehow got really good in season 2. It's bizarre.

Is season 2 tracking Foundation and Empire or something? Did it actually do the series of seldon crises or keep adding random Silmarillion poo poo about the the trivalent emperor and poo poo.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol i forgot this whole thing was still happening

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1702415180846473416

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Ham Cheeks posted:

Pornald Pump's

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Vim Fuego posted:

I drink only distilled water, rainwater, and pure grain alcohol

and my own piss

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il-sgcy9jRU

they're doing an unlimited class race at reno to determine the pole position for sunday's race

the only rule is you have to have a propeller. most of the aircraft are hypermodified ww2 planes chugging along at 490 mph

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Bethamphetamine posted:

I told my family that republicans are fascist.

I told my family that the end goal was a return to sceptic abortion wards.

I told my family that a return to Jim Crow was the goal.

And they just excuse everything no matter how much evidence they get.

Your family are stupid and / or fascists OP sorry

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Tom Tucker posted:

Your family are stupid and / or fascists OP sorry

most people are

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
I'm rewatching "Blade" (1998) again and it's no wonder I thought Vampire: The Masquerade was so loving cool in my teens

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004



my personal policy as well

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Consolidated Ed posted:

they just wanna keep homeless people out, and nickel and dime everyone else. soda markup is astronomical, i wouldnt be surprised to learn its one of the most important sources of profits for mcds

There are literal laws for restaurants that if someone needs and asks for water you have to give them some.

So I'm sure this is against that.

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

in 10 years time, maybe sooner, medication-based BC will be illegal nationwide. like everything else, theyll just use the crazed catholics on the supreme court

theres just too many ways to ban it, and all of them are stupid easy:

-fash comes to control congress, bans it by statute

-trump reelection means administratively interfering with the fda is a piece of cake, ban it administratively

-ditto for the usps, use administrative measures to ban and criminalize bc-by-mail. postal inspectors will love this cuz it increases demand for their agency, uspis.

-get a test case up to scotus, they ban it via calvinball rulings

and the liberals will help them do it

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Salvor_Hardin posted:

literally the quote that 18 year old me liked enough to choose this user name:



:hmmyes:

shitposting is the last refuge of the incompetent

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

a trump complaining about getting attention? he really is the black sheep of the family

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

crime fighting hog posted:

There are literal laws for restaurants that if someone needs and asks for water you have to give them some.

they should do this for cheeseburgers

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Plinkey posted:

they should do this for cheeseburgers

then and only then are we free

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

ArmZ posted:

most people are

america is deeply deeplyyyy fascist,our "centrists" are basically nazis

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

Bethamphetamine posted:

Norfolk Southern and CSX reduced the number of people employed to look for sparking/melting wheels through webcams to zero

woah wait hold on

there was a job where you just watch trains rolling by on a webcam?

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Consolidated Ed posted:

in 10 years time, maybe sooner, medication-based BC will be illegal nationwide. like everything else, theyll just use the crazed catholics on the supreme court

theres just too many ways to ban it, and all of them are stupid easy:

-fash comes to control congress, bans it by statute

-trump reelection means administratively interfering with the fda is a piece of cake, ban it administratively

-ditto for the usps, use administrative measures to ban and criminalize bc-by-mail. postal inspectors will love this cuz it increases demand for their agency, uspis.

-get a test case up to scotus, they ban it via calvinball rulings

and the liberals will help them do it

I thought the post years ago that said the working class will all be under surveillance 24/7 was about right. Birth control, marijuana recriminalization, and criminal supervised probation will ensure there are always enough people to work in slaughterhouses and tobacco farms and keep the bloated lawyer class employed forever.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

crime fighting hog posted:

There are literal laws for restaurants that if someone needs and asks for water you have to give them some.

So I'm sure this is against that.

In its majestic equality, the law allows the strong to do what they can and the weak suffer what they must

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/HlyXfiV.mp4

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

lmao

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/SenFettermanPA/status/1702427017973756066

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