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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Shard posted:

Mox's match and his promo might have been like 15 and Jericho's segment was like 10 minutes tops. What are you on about?



This is every wrestling fan, especially when making a point about companies they don't like.

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

projecthalaxy posted:



This is every wrestling fan, especially when making a point about companies they don't like.

Yeah, every wrestling fan is trying to click play on that one like an idiot.

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!

Bond villain rear end looking motherfucker

(With apologies to Shirley Bassey)

Golden words he will pour in your ear

But his lies can't disguise what you fear

For a flippy girl knows when he's released her

It's the kiss of future endeavors

From MR. VINCEFINGER

Flippy girl, beware of his heart of gold

Nia Jax says, “my hole!”

He loves only poo poo

Only good poo poo

He loves poo poo

He loves only good poo poo

Only poo poo

He loves good poo poo, pal!

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.

bloodysabbath posted:


From MR. VINCEFINGER

Flippy girl, beware of his heart of gold

Nia Jax says, “my hole!”

:cry:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Goons Stick to the Metre Challenge (Difficulty Level: Impossible)

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Rarity posted:

Goons Stick to the Metre Challenge (Difficulty Level: Impossible)

When you don't have a bunch of empty burger cans to drum on and keep time its harder.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
every English teachers least favorite student inevitably ends up on these forums

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



shiksa posted:

every English teachers least favorite student inevitably ends up on these forums

Can confirm; I'm here!

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Rarity posted:

Goons Stick to the Metre Challenge (Difficulty Level: Impossible)

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/Raion74_/status/1701967616183611535?t=NVt1721jvUDRtmkCMFSd3A&s=19

Ilja owns

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Rarity posted:

Goons Stick to the Metre Challenge (Difficulty Level: Impossible)

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


https://twitter.com/BustedOpenRadio/status/1702343059432747472?t=lZLYl78LoriKMXqe69Lgig&s=19

Do you still Believe in the Shield? The PWI does.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Cody above Ospreay sure

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Even in kayfabe no way can you place the I Cant Fight Roman, He’s Too Strong Champ above Roman, the man who is too strong for Seth to fight.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

mooseinfants posted:

no time for that when 40 minutes of each Dynamite has to go to moxley and jericho

The average Raw somehow gets less match time for women than AEW.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

The average Raw somehow gets less match time for women than AEW.

I liked the week we had once where, by virtue of having a women's main event, rampage had more women's match time than the entire week of wwe programming

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Lid posted:

Cody above Ospreay sure

its insane lol

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004


Diseased

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I’d switch MJF and Seth but other than that not a bad list.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.


https://twitter.com/CiaranRH93/status/1702385526513254691?t=0e0Dk1Y90sYf7_wfDKJPXw&s=19

Lurks With Wolves
Jan 14, 2013

At least I don't dance with them, right?

Eat My Fuc posted:

I’d switch MJF and Seth but other than that not a bad list.

Yeah. I might knock Cody off and put Ospreay on, just because Cody's Wrestlemania loss feels like that much of an own goal from WWE, but all of these people have had a very good year in kayfabe. We know Seth's title win is kind of lame, but we don't have to pretend his title is important to keep our magazine's central gimmick intact.

(Well, I don't know Impact well enough to judge Josh Alexander, but I'm willing to give them one gimme with an artificially high rank for getting their act together this well.)

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Lurks With Wolves posted:

Yeah. I might knock Cody off and put Ospreay on, just because Cody's Wrestlemania loss feels like that much of an own goal from WWE, but all of these people have had a very good year in kayfabe. We know Seth's title win is kind of lame, but we don't have to pretend his title is important to keep our magazine's central gimmick intact.

(Well, I don't know Impact well enough to judge Josh Alexander, but I'm willing to give them one gimme with an artificially high rank for getting their act together this well.)

I'd knock Cody off because Cody smells like poop

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Seth also hasn’t had any high profile defenses, whereas every other champ on this list has, MJF having the best matches and most historic of the major companies top champs.

Ospreay should definitely be higher

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
#1 should've been Osprey or OC.

Whatever, it is what it is.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Seth being at #1 is laughable.

Tonfa
Apr 8, 2008

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

It's wild to me that every year we go through this and somehow people still give PWI the time of day and argue about the ranks as if their fave getting #1 would matter. Like it's obvious with even cursory knowledge of wrestling outside american television that they don't know or care about anything.

Exception to the wrestlers who retweet their top ranks I get why they're self-promoting

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Seth at 1 feels like them trying to keep the list kayfaybe but still be smart friendly which rarely works out for the list.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


:shrug:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

its a dumb baby list

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


People were pretty happy when Kenny was #1 Lulu Pencil was #500, and Danhausen was on there for the first time.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

That DICK! posted:

its a dumb baby list

https://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=whoposted&threadid=4029137

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


lol

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


You have no idea how much local talent loves being listed on the PWI list

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

ARMBAR A COP posted:

You have no idea how much local talent loves being listed on the PWI list

"I was higher than Naito"

Visual Basic Bitch
Sep 4, 2019
how's jonathan gresham holding up these days

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

wheres shockwave the robot

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

SatoshiMiwa posted:

Seth at 1 feels like them trying to keep the list kayfaybe but still be smart friendly which rarely works out for the list.

Dean Malenko still #1 in my heart

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



great list, very happy

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

835 posts of solid gold, baby.

836 now.

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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

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