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The government doesn't want you to know that cassowary eggs both look and taste like giant green jellybellys
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:The government doesn't want you to know that cassowary eggs both look and taste like giant green jellybellys cassowarys are so goddamn devious, they lull you into a false sense of security with their inane hooting and before you know it they've pulled a Jet Li double kick and you're disemboweled with your throat torn out too
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:Lmao boobert getting felt up on camera while blowing vape clouds it could happe n to u
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Sep 15, 2023 05:32
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Haha, god she’s so dumb
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Filthy Hans posted:cassowarys are so goddamn devious, they lull you into a false sense of security with their inane hooting and before you know it they've pulled a Jet Li double kick and you're disemboweled with your throat torn out too They grunt like potbelly hogs from hell to let you know their delicious eggs are nearby for harvesting.
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Trump is a supe but instead of exploding your head he makes you poo poo your pants.
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Glumwheels posted:Haha, god she’s so dumb 
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at least ghost the hit lol
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Lauren Boobert is a funny nickname
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If Barney Frank comes back she'll have to give up her Biggest Knockers in Congress crown.
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Filthy Hans posted:cassowarys are so goddamn devious, they lull you into a false sense of security with their inane hooting and before you know it they've pulled a Jet Li double kick and you're disemboweled with your throat torn out too time to go back to bed timmy, you'be watched Jurassic park 6 times in two days
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Wot in tarnation
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I saw a bunch of turkeys in a pasture at work and it was pretty cool. Like a dozen of the fuckers just rooting around. I see them a lot up here
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titty_baby_ posted:I saw a bunch of turkeys in a pasture at work and it was pretty cool. Like a dozen of the fuckers just rooting around. I see them a lot up here you can shoot them here
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Kind of want to hunt them but I usually see them off the side of the road in private land and idk where to find easy turkey in the national forest
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I love how right as fetterman was about to win, the CIA broke his brain so he'd fit right in. and everyone else is just like oh yeah that's totally a normal thing to have happened to him...
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Found the state turkey hunting guide and it has a lot of reminders that there's a good chance the turkey you hear is another hunter making turkey calls and you really don't want to suddenly surprise them
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when karens collide
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titty_baby_ posted:Found the state turkey hunting guide and it has a lot of reminders that there's a good chance the turkey you hear is another hunter making turkey calls and you really don't want to suddenly surprise them i have a crossbow and a bunch of guns, can i come over?
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titty_baby_ posted:Found the state turkey hunting guide and it has a lot of reminders that there's a good chance the turkey you hear is another hunter making turkey calls and you really don't want to suddenly surprise them we've had a massive influx of turkeys down by santa cruz only in the last few years, never seen them before that. they are dumb as poo poo and hunting them would probably be as difficult as sneaking up with a rock, only a slight exaggeration.
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Plinkey posted:i have a crossbow and a bunch of guns, can i come over? what guns you got? any good plinkers?
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some say melania is still out there working to solve internet bullying
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Plinkey posted:i have a crossbow and a bunch of guns, can i come over? do you own a claymore and or a cannon
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you could 100% hunt a turkey by walking up to them like this: 
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Vim Fuego posted:what guns you got? any good plinkers? yeah 
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RealityWarCriminal posted:some say melania is still out there working to solve internet bullying Barron is so tall he can just reach through the internet and choke the bully.
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Gimmie the longest barrel you got.Plinkey posted:yeah No. That's too long. *bird dies*
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its basically a grizely gun from the 70s
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Plinkey posted:yeah The old vaquero in 45 LC? nice e: Plinkey posted:44 mag ah
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I will never shoot a gun. They are loud, heavy, and dangerous. If it requires holding two hands then no way jose. Even if it required one hand I would be shaking and that isn't good for anybody. I say good riddance to guns or 44 mags or 44 calibers or whatever the hell you want to call them; if it shoots metal whatever I want no part in it.
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yet you got a pair of bazookas like that in ur av
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https://twitter.com/CinemaMonsieur/status/1702035698637742114?t=m0n5wWHZY_mYhY74OZWKRg&s=19
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Vim Fuego posted:The old vaquero in 45 LC? nice i keep this dumb rear end around, because i dont have kids, or a spouce 
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A good spouse won't shoot you, even if she's kinda mad
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Vim Fuego posted:yet you got a pair of bazookas like that in ur av
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