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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Spoondick posted:

they don't kick feinstein out of places after she shits herself, talk about a double standard

If "the double standard" were a mixed drink, what would be in it? Serious answers only, please.

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Dr_0ctag0n posted:

I still can't get over that the local news crew zoomed out right before her date grabs a big handful of boobert so it's slightly harder to see but still left it in and even cracked a joke about it. "He briefly had a grasp on the situation" Lol

drat lol where is that

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Bearjew posted:

drat lol where is that

It's in that twitter clip posted on the last page, right after it shows her dancing like a drunk idiot in her seat.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

petit choux posted:

If "the double standard" were a mixed drink, what would be in it? Serious answers only, please.

is this the Buddykins bat signal?

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

petit choux posted:

If "the double standard" were a mixed drink, what would be in it? Serious answers only, please.

Two shots of water, a mint leaf, and a huge line of coke

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
*white saucishly* lauren boebert got huge up tops

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
vapelyfe

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

wow finally a congressperson that is out there supporting us

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Plinkey posted:

they are neither, they are in a closet that's hard to open

not a safe, but i doubt that pickle or pepper are goiing to grow trigger fingers

they are always stored away from the ammo

as a normal person does

it’s so important to be normal

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Plinkey posted:

i took that pic hours ago, it's all gone now

imagining your instagram as a parade of microwave instant dinners and getting real down

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



wouldn't have thought conservative theater kids would have as much power as they do,

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
Lol plinkeys afraid of a loaded gun in the house but owns several firearms. Also, dude you may want to not post pics of the same poo poo they're indicting hunter for lol

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

I still can't get over that the local news crew zoomed out right before her date grabs a big handful of boobert so it's slightly harder to see but still left it in and even cracked a joke about it. "He briefly had a grasp on the situation" Lol

I thought she was married to the dude who whipped out his peen when she was underage?

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Harton posted:

I thought she was married to the dude who whipped out his peen when she was underage?

I think they're going through a messy divorce right now

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

I think they're going through a messy divorce right now

That's right.

And she's unfixable!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Harton posted:

I thought she was married to the dude who whipped out his peen when she was underage?

On May 16, 2023, Boebert announced that she had filed for divorce from her husband (Jayson) on May 11, citing "irreconcilable differences"

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
I enjoyed your gimmick yesterday, ufotacoman. Happy Friday to those who celebrate.

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Lol plinkeys afraid of a loaded gun in the house but owns several firearms. Also, dude you may want to not post pics of the same poo poo they're indicting hunter for lol

they're indicting hunter for purple face??

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Sherbert Hoover posted:

they're indicting hunter for purple face??

Ba da da da daa, grimace face

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Lol plinkeys afraid of a loaded gun in the house but owns several firearms. Also, dude you may want to not post pics of the same poo poo they're indicting hunter for lol

obviously they both post hog all the time but maybe hunter should post more hoagies

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
ovamna

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Lol plinkeys afraid of a loaded gun in the house but owns several firearms. Also, dude you may want to not post pics of the same poo poo they're indicting hunter for lol

I may have missed this

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

UFOTacoMan posted:

On May 16, 2023, Boebert announced that she had filed for divorce from her husband (Jayson) on May 11, citing "irreconcilable differences"

lol

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

Harton posted:

it’s so important to be normal

gently caress you

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

Jayson

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

External Organs posted:

I enjoyed your gimmick yesterday, ufotacoman. Happy Friday to those who celebrate.

:smugdon::respek::smugdon:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Plinkey posted:

they are neither, they are in a closet that's hard to open

not a safe, but i doubt that pickle or pepper are goiing to grow trigger fingers

they are always stored away from the ammo

as a normal person does

He's right, all firearms should be stored away from ammunition and locked.

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Keep your chowder dry

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

smarxist posted:

*white saucishly* lauren boebert got huge up tops

Lauren boobert

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

fashbags

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


wonder what happened to that white sauce guy. He probably died. oh well

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

chowder: Manhattan or New England

I prefer manhattan personally, a lighter dish and more subtle flavor profile

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

piss guzzler 420 posted:

gently caress you

lol PFC

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Lol plinkeys afraid of a loaded gun in the house but owns several firearms. Also, dude you may want to not post pics of the same poo poo they're indicting hunter for lol

Lol yeah that got a chuckle out of me.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

smarxist posted:

*white saucishly* lauren boebert got huge up tops

she used to be an escort i think, its how she got on ted cruzs radar and got this really dumb ball rolling

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

External Organs posted:

Ba da da da daa, grimace face

I will tell you that I love you, kiss and hug you
'Cause I'm stuffin' with McMuffin


Harton
Jun 13, 2001

watching some cocomelon with the daughter, I swear this song is singing about a Nazi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFtxE-nKi-Y

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Weird shift change guys

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Harton
Jun 13, 2001

when there’s a problem a nazi finds a way

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