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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/len0killer/status/1702501511626977635?t=ev_aCiWliv813ubYl4163Q&s=19

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Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

Kissing my microplastic buddies in the hopes of marrying an elemental nymph and avoiding Gaia’s revenge.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Skaffen-Amtiskaw posted:

Kissing my microplastic buddies in the hopes of marrying an elemental nymph and avoiding Gaia’s revenge.

the elemental nymph:

Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

Goa Tse-tung posted:

the elemental nymph:



You don’t see many of those about these days.

With modern car aerodynamics, most Toxic Avengers effortlessly and safely glide over cars when crossing roads.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Radical 90s Wizard posted:

lol the ozone hole never got fixed, summers in nz now we have like, sub-10 minute sunburn times, it's loving ridiculous.

Who cares? Just stay indoors. Nobody needs outside anyway.

Sushi The Kid
Sep 10, 2005
<img src="https://forumimages.somethingawful.com/images/newbie.gif" border=0>


Skaffen-Amtiskaw posted:

You don’t see many of those about these days.

With modern car aerodynamics, most Toxic Avengers effortlessly and safely glide over cars when crossing roads.


MightyBigMinus
Jan 26, 2020

see two page derails are awful but then they set the stage for great memes

Erghh
Sep 24, 2007

"Let him speak!"
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/dead-dont-stay-buried-grave-090107847.html

pretty involved article

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
lying in bed, can't sleep

when the collapse comes I wonder which will come first and how long until it really turns to poo poo

not enough food, so it becomes scarce or prohibitively expensive
electricity grid collapse
transport fuel supply chain collapse
internet shutdown
clean water supply collapse

any of those will cascade into all the others very , very quickly - I'm thinking a matter of weeks at the most. Maybe the food or water situations will go a bit longer because that can still theoretically be harvested for a while from our surroundings

I'm sure this is starting to happen in small areas - look at the floods in Libya wiping out maybe 20,000 or more people in a city of 100,000 - I can't see that being rebuilt any time soon. Then it will get to a point where whole nations need help from the rest of the world or they just wont functionally exist any more - it sounds like that's practically happening around the horn of Africa right now, I'm sure that's not the only place. Then it will become too much and the aid will stop. And the Imperial core will bunker up and (continue to) take resources they want without anything to stop them, until something in the biosphere is no longer sustainable for them either and...

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

starkebn posted:

lying in bed, can't sleep

when the collapse comes I wonder which will come first and how long until it really turns to poo poo

not enough food, so it becomes scarce or prohibitively expensive
electricity grid collapse
transport fuel supply chain collapse
internet shutdown
clean water supply collapse

any of those will cascade into all the others very , very quickly - I'm thinking a matter of weeks at the most. Maybe the food or water situations will go a bit longer because that can still theoretically be harvested for a while from our surroundings

I'm sure this is starting to happen in small areas - look at the floods in Libya wiping out maybe 20,000 or more people in a city of 100,000 - I can't see that being rebuilt any time soon. Then it will get to a point where whole nations need help from the rest of the world or they just wont functionally exist any more - it sounds like that's practically happening around the horn of Africa right now, I'm sure that's not the only place. Then it will become too much and the aid will stop. And the Imperial core will bunker up and (continue to) take resources they want without anything to stop them, until something in the biosphere is no longer sustainable for them either and...

sounds like you need a vacation to take your mind off things. there is a wide variety of carribean getaways at discounted price available for you at expedia.com

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

if the Internet goes out first nothing else even matters, because we can't post about it

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

ben shapino posted:

sounds like you need a vacation to take your mind off things. there is a wide variety of carribean getaways at discounted price available for you at expedia.com

oh yeah, most of my time is just chilling and trying to be as happy with life as possible - just some times the old mind wont stop turning.

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

starkebn posted:

lying in bed, can't sleep

when the collapse comes I wonder which will come first and how long until it really turns to poo poo

not enough food, so it becomes scarce or prohibitively expensive
electricity grid collapse
transport fuel supply chain collapse
internet shutdown
clean water supply collapse

My money's on not enough food. Either we see concurrent breadbasket failures or we have a The Road-like event that results in all the trees dying, like say a bunch of methane releasing at once from the permafrost or seafloor and compromising the ozone even further- the sun's rays will begin killing all varieties of photosynthetic plants, precipitating a collapse not just of the food production system but the food web itself. The other systems you mentioned will collapse piecemeal but there's capacity to rebuild regional infrastructure as it's compromised. Good thing we make all that stuff right here!

ben shapino posted:

sounds like you need a vacation to take your mind off things. there is a wide variety of carribean getaways at discounted price available for you at expedia.com

Unironically this! I had a blast in Tahiti this spring but I booked it all myself. See the coral while you can. :coolfish: :fyadride:

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
most of what I do on vacations anyway is just read the forums somewhere else

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i just got back from a short vacation. didn't do as much hiking as usual b/c i'm still recovering from my miserable august full of sickness but i saw a turtle:

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

smoobles posted:

if the Internet goes out first nothing else even matters, because we can't post about it

post

apocalypse

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

smoobles posted:

if the Internet goes out first nothing else even matters, because we can't post about it

every time SA has gone down in the past there's been a small itching in my brain

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark

starkebn posted:

lying in bed, can't sleep

when the collapse comes I wonder which will come first and how long until it really turns to poo poo

not enough food, so it becomes scarce or prohibitively expensive
electricity grid collapse
transport fuel supply chain collapse
internet shutdown
clean water supply collapse

Don't forget about ancient diseases and plagues coming out of the melting permafrost! Surely another covid-type or worse would put a serious dent in civilization's ability to maintain status quo.

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

chainchompz posted:

Don't forget about ancient diseases and plagues coming out of the melting permafrost! Surely another covid-type or worse would put a serious dent in civilization's ability to maintain status quo.

We've demonstrated that we'll get bored of the idea of minimizing plague infection and those of us who survive in the first place will "learn to live with it" by the simple process of elimination of everyone less lucky

Rauros
Aug 25, 2004

wanna go grub thumping?



what's already cooking is less hypothetical
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41579-021-00639-z

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
imagine if the vaccines aren't effective next time

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
sorry, sorry - I'm trying to delete it

I scared myself thinking technology won't always save us

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Until we have sterilizing immunity you need not imagine it!

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020

Hubbert posted:

post

apocalypse

evergreen thread title/forum title tbqh

Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

I picked my mood up this evening by watching Soylent Green which was most refreshing to see than the dystopia we're currently living through.

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

starkebn posted:

most of what I do on vacations anyway is just read the forums somewhere else

Yes but imagine posting on the forums next to a beach, in the sun, with a daiquiri

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Skaffen-Amtiskaw posted:

I picked my mood up this evening by watching Soylent Green which was most refreshing to see than the dystopia we're currently living through.

Dokapon Findom posted:

The thing that stuck with me most when watching Soylent Green (already knowing its secret) was the fact that Soylent Green itself is claimed as being made from plankton in the ocean; the whole movie revolves around the fact that the oceans are now too dead to harvest even this in any quantity, and we never find out whether it was initially plankton then switched, or was always made of people.
The prospect of the oceans being dead means we can essentially wrap it up as we are living on borrowed time after that point

Just a Moron posted:

Yes but imagine posting on the forums next to a beach, in the sun, with a daiquiri
I specifically delete the Awful app before I go on vacation so I'm not tempted. However it doesn't stop me from reading on the browser to stay caught up on certain threads

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop
the ridiculous heatwave ran my august electric bill up to $650

used to be $400 was extreme.

this is fine.

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Dokapon Findom posted:

The prospect of the oceans being dead means we can essentially wrap it up as we are living on borrowed time after that point

I specifically delete the Awful app before I go on vacation so I'm not tempted. However it doesn't stop me from reading on the browser to stay caught up on certain threads

when the oceans die the fun turns from watching co2 number go up to watching o2 number go down.

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Skaffen-Amtiskaw posted:

I picked my mood up this evening by watching Soylent Green which was most refreshing to see than the dystopia we're currently living through.

oh ya right down to people just not giving a poo poo

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

Dokapon Findom posted:

We've demonstrated that we'll get bored of the idea of minimizing plague infection and those of us who survive in the first place will "learn to live with it" by the simple process of elimination of everyone less lucky

The survivors will be so lucky!

Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

Dokapon Findom posted:

The prospect of the oceans being dead means we can essentially wrap it up as we are living on borrowed time after that point

I specifically delete the Awful app before I go on vacation so I'm not tempted. However it doesn't stop me from reading on the browser to stay caught up on certain threads

Knowing the tweest made me focus on scrutinising everything else, and I did not realise NYC in 2022 was like that. You guys should try voting out the cops who bulldoze people into becoming crackers.

But also, liked how it summed up the shitshow in the opening credits and kept that vibe. I was expecting Logan's Run, but with the food thing, not a general "welp, we hosed the planet good" to the point of rich people even having kinda lame lives.

Scarabrae posted:

oh ya right down to people just not giving a poo poo

The Hyundai ad posted in the Doomsday Econ thread was more galling to me than seeing Charlton Heston realise lettuce was a thing that existed and between stealing soap and stepping over homeless masses in the stairwell.

Lordshmee
Nov 23, 2007

I hate you, Milkman Dan

Harik posted:

the ridiculous heatwave ran my august electric bill up to $650

used to be $400 was extreme.

this is fine.

that is insane to me. do you live in the SW US? I have a 3 story house in Ohio and my electric bill is never over $100 and I haven’t seen that in recent memory. my August bill was $68.

don’t ask about gas in the winter though…

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
lol last winter my electric topped 1k (that's what I get for trying to use electric space heaters instead of my oil-fired furnace)

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


it’s not a heatwave, it’s a heat hello

BRJurgis
Aug 15, 2007

Well I hear the thunder roll, I feel the cold winds blowing...
But you won't find me there, 'cause I won't go back again...
While you're on smoky roads, I'll be out in the sun...
Where the trees still grow, where they count by one...
Things are really very nice here. The summer just broke and it's cooler, but sunny. I saw three deer in a field doing deer zoomies or something as I was driving between clients today. The other night we watched from the bar as two foxes seemed to tango and frolic on a bank beside a stone wall in the twilight. Plus tons of wealthy people live here so we'll probably still get the benefits of what we've built while we're burning every last bit of oil and gas and then all the coal.


This isn't a poem, I'm trying to zero in Tiamat. One sixteenth kobold on my dad's side.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Rauros posted:



what's already cooking is less hypothetical
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41579-021-00639-z

Yeah, the nagging fear at the back of my mind is that infectious disease is going to be the real horror show of the next couple of decades, and that's honestly a lot more terrifying (to me anyway) than just about any other possibility. Of course, I have no idea how much is going to be due to climate change and how much is going to be a result of our collective decision to abandon public health as a concept because we're a society of babies.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
I bet it won't even be something new, it'll just be the old staples like cholera and malaria that we won't be able to treat any more.

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Hubbert posted:

post

apocalypse

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
The post apocalypse is when the forums go down

The post post apocalypse is when we all sit around in candle light, re-reading whatever posts we managed to print in time, wistfully recalling the days we could emptyquote them

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