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reminds me of that dude who used to come into the coffee stand at my work and just fill cups with cream and honey and nutmeg
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Sep 15, 2023 05:35
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DarkDobe posted:https://vxtwitter.com/jules_su/status/1702052612063834534?t=y0YrBgjrJrgv7XFxQSlhiw&s=19 pour everything in a big cauldron imo
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Sep 15, 2023 06:53
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Every time I search a show or movie I want to watch now to figure out what streaming service it's on, the first several hits are now other streaming services, that don't have that show or movie. The complete enshittification of the internet continues.
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Sep 15, 2023 08:41
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netflix rounded off the corners of their videos on desktop for some reason. looks like poo poo. it's cyberpunk because i said it is, gently caress u.
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Sep 15, 2023 08:44
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Ham Equity posted:Every time I search a show or movie I want to watch now to figure out what streaming service it's on, the first several hits are now other streaming services, that don't have that show or movie. https://justwatch.com might help you
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Sep 15, 2023 08:51
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It's not cyberpunk until I can get a perfectly good arm cut off and replaced with a shiny chrome replacement that has carbon fibre ish wolverine claws that can cut metal. And a LED wristwatch.
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Sep 15, 2023 08:51
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PerniciousKnid posted:The divots are the reason half my bites of waffle are dry unless I carefully scoop syrup into each hole like a maniac. sounds like you suck at making waffles
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Sep 15, 2023 11:09
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duckduckgo supports the !justwatch bang hth
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Sep 15, 2023 11:17
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Al! posted:[frank, but he's huffing nootropics] 'll fork anything that moves
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Sep 15, 2023 11:33
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DarkDobe posted:https://vxtwitter.com/jules_su/status/1702052612063834534?t=y0YrBgjrJrgv7XFxQSlhiw&s=19 im eating this right now and it owns actually
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Sep 15, 2023 13:47
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Ham Equity posted:Every time I search a show or movie I want to watch now to figure out what streaming service it's on, the first several hits are now other streaming services, that don't have that show or movie. i type it into sonarr or radarr and smash that
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Sep 15, 2023 15:17
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Ruffian Price posted:duckduckgo supports the !justwatch bang hth god remember when google had actual functionality like this
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Sep 15, 2023 16:23
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Teaching crows to peck at a touchscreen for food as a study of their statistical reasoning seems like a good opening scene for dystopian fiction but apparently it's just reality. https://science.slashdot.org/story/23/09/14/227251/for-the-first-time-research-reveals-crows-use-statistical-logic quote:"Crows were tasked with learning rather abstract quantities (i.e., not whole numbers), associating them with abstract symbols, and then applying that combination of information in a reward maximizing way," Johnston said. Over 10 days of training and 5,000 trials, the researchers found that the two crows continued to pick the higher probability of reward, showing their ability to use statistical inference. I for one would like to welcome our new Crow Overlords.
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Sep 15, 2023 16:29
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but can the crows watch and understand content? can they like, comment, and subscribe?
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Sep 15, 2023 16:30
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Report: crows have figured out you can not just get food from the flashy color thing, but also shitpost and smash that LIKE and SUBSCRIBE on alt-right videos on youtube
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Sep 15, 2023 16:33
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in that case, it's time to start making Crowtent
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Sep 15, 2023 16:33
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:god remember when google had actual functionality like this Why can't they just revert it back?
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Sep 15, 2023 16:38
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Animal-Mother posted:Why can't they just revert it back? Making things better for the consumer/end user negatively affects shareholder value.
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Sep 15, 2023 16:42
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Animal-Mother posted:Why can't they just revert it back? There's no such thing as de-shittification, there is only enshittification.
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Sep 15, 2023 16:52
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crows post better than me but they do it as malicious tricksters instead of as a dumbass so i still win
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Sep 15, 2023 16:54
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Ham Equity posted:If you dine in, you get free refills, so just get one 30oz soda and the sauce packets. gauche imo
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Sep 15, 2023 16:59
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apatite posted:Report: crows have figured out you can not just get food from the flashy color thing, but also shitpost and smash that LIKE and SUBSCRIBE on alt-right videos on youtube "metal so shiny caw caw caw small coin so good caw caw caw"
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Sep 15, 2023 17:11
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DarkDobe posted:https://vxtwitter.com/jules_su/status/1702052612063834534?t=y0YrBgjrJrgv7XFxQSlhiw&s=19 This is called a "Goon's Banquet" and has been a thing on here for decades. The bot must have scrapped old SA posts to come up with that.
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Sep 15, 2023 17:16
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Animal-Mother posted:Why can't they just revert it back? a big part of the poo poo comes from seo. it's not only that google is bad, but that it's trying to index an internet that's 90% bots screaming as loudly as possible and drowning out real information. doesn't help that everyone has left the open web for stuff like discord.
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Sep 15, 2023 17:18
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DarkDobe posted:https://vxtwitter.com/jules_su/status/1702052612063834534?t=y0YrBgjrJrgv7XFxQSlhiw&s=19 It's like an evil genie, it'll give you exactly what you ask for 
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Sep 15, 2023 17:25
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cash crab posted:reminds me of that dude who used to come into the coffee stand at my work and just fill cups with cream and honey and nutmeg how did it feel to be in the presence of the divine?
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Sep 15, 2023 17:32
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cash crab posted:reminds me of that dude who used to come into the coffee stand at my work and just fill cups with cream and honey and nutmeg He was just using you for a cheap high
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Sep 15, 2023 18:03
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Animal-Mother posted:Why can't they just revert it back? Google's business model is serving ads that websites display. Why would they want you to find what you're looking for the first time if they make more money if you have to keep looking?
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Sep 15, 2023 18:33
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Schmoe Cwead posted:"metal so shiny caw caw caw small coin so good caw caw caw" ugh, libertarians
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Sep 15, 2023 20:48
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Ruffian Price posted:duckduckgo supports the !justwatch bang hth thanks!
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Sep 15, 2023 22:31
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Schmoe Cwead posted:"metal so shiny caw caw caw small coin so good caw caw caw" 
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Sep 15, 2023 22:33
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apatite posted:Teaching crows to peck at a touchscreen for food as a study of their statistical reasoning seems like a good opening scene for dystopian fiction but apparently it's just reality. Crowverlords
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Sep 16, 2023 00:06
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Hopefully they Murder me.
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Sep 16, 2023 00:12
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Ruffian Price posted:duckduckgo supports the !justwatch bang hth does it support the !justbang watch though?
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Sep 16, 2023 02:06
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https://www.404media.co/crypto-startup-prime-trust-files-for-bankruptcy-after-losing-password-to-38-9-million-crypto-wallet/ I just saw this and lol at the idea of reading threads when I could  quote:A buzzy startup offering financial infrastructure to crypto companies has found itself bankrupt primarily because it can’t gain access to a physical crypto wallet with $38.9 million in it. The company also did not write down recovery phrases, locking itself out of the wallet forever in something it has called “The Wallet Event” to a bankruptcy judge. I don't know if "we lost them" is funnier or the inevitability that the funds mysteriously move 6 months from now because someone walked off with the "wad".
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Sep 16, 2023 02:09
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yeah judge. can't find 'em anywhere. poof. darndest thing.
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Sep 16, 2023 02:48
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Harik posted:I don't know if "we lost them" is funnier or the inevitability that the funds mysteriously move 6 months from now because someone walked off with the "wad". If there smart they'll wait 5 years, and not move it till they've moved country and made themselves very hard to find. They'll likely do it an two month and immediately start buying stupidly expensive cars.
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Sep 16, 2023 02:50
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:god remember when google had actual functionality like this Putting things in quotes these days is like asking google "can you paraphrase this, gently caress, just find me whatever"
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Sep 16, 2023 04:05
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quote:crypto retirement plan
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Sep 16, 2023 17:02
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I find it amusing that while we're trapped in this real life cyberpunk dystopia, there's a bunch of people pinning their hopes and dreams on these cyberpunk utopia video games that keep coming out, and they keep being remarkably disappointing. Our escapism is lackluster.
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Sep 16, 2023 19:04
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