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“How is it moving?” “Maybe it’s just coasting downhill.” It enters the water. 
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:never wanted a chair as bad as i do that one I want it on a track so it can move to different areas of my house so I can do chores while seated.
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:I want it on a track so it can move to different areas of my house so I can do chores while seated. I once had some machine work done at a shop in Chicago. The owner was older than the earth itself and couldn’t walk hardly at all. But he could still run the machinery. His lathe, which had about a thirty foot bed, had a seat mounted on it that travelled with the tool and rotated around it at any angle. Really cool thing to see.
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:never wanted a chair as bad as i do that one
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How else are you gonna drop the bombs?
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Question: what the gently caress do I do about someone completely ruining the stall in the bathroom. Like,I went into the bathroom, there's one stall, I look for feet as you do before I try to enter, it's locked and I hear a murmur. I say sorry and walk away, glance back, there's no feet in the stall. The dude is perched on the toilet. I'm like "OK that's loving weird whatever" and start to wash my hands after going to the bathroom, and I start to hear splashing. A LOT of it. I'm like "what the gently caress is that" and leave. I was using some lubricant on the machinery before break ended and got some on my hands, so I went back into the bathroom to clean it off. An older dude comes out of the stall after pulling what sounds like 100 feet of toilet paper out. I suddenly have a realization that this might be the same guy who's been making a mess of the bathroom for years. and after he leaves I go and look in the stall, the toilet is soaked, the walls and floor are soaked. I think he was bathing with the loving toilet water based on the sounds, there was another employee caught doing that once. I didn't get closer because I wasn't sure what was piss. But this is the guy, the mystery guy who has been soaking/flooding the stall for YEARS. I don't know if this dude has a medical issue or brain problems but this can't continue, it's a ridiculously disgusting thing that he's been doing for ages apparently if this is the same guy. Who do I talk to? Safety? The building manager? I contacted my boss but he's not responding and I can't go get him at the moment. I am used to filth in this place but this is making my skin loving crawl
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Sep 16, 2023 06:41
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Let he who has not taken a toilet bath make the first complaint
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Sep 16, 2023 06:45
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I walked in on a guy washing his hair in a public toilet once. Door wide open, no shame on that guy. There were working sinks directly across from the toilets, so I guess some mental issues that made him pick the toilet for hair washing instead of the sink.
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Sep 16, 2023 07:00
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Are we talking bowl or cistern here?
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Sep 16, 2023 07:23
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Beartaco posted:Are we talking bowl or cistern here? Bowl. He even had a little travel size bottle of shampoo with him. Really getting a good lather going.
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Sep 16, 2023 07:38
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We used to have people use the fitting rooms at a Walmart I worked at as a toilet. Happened more than once in the few months I was stationed there before I moved to another department. In which I also found poo poo. And a pile of freshly cut hair.
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Sep 16, 2023 08:03
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A row of people with zero safety equipment standing on a moving platform right near rotating blades. People sitting around exposed pistons, gears and belts. But this rocks because these idiots are white.
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screen printing is so cool I miss my solder printers 
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Wee posted:A row of people with zero safety equipment standing on a moving platform right near rotating blades. People sitting around exposed pistons, gears and belts. Wrong. It rocks because big tractors are cool and badass.
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Spoke to my boss, who then called over the big boss, and they said they would get security on it because that's super unsanitary. A guy who overheard the conversation said "you can't hold it against him man, it's his culture, that's how they go to the bathroom where he's from", which, lol. I guess he was just taking the loudest, splashiest dump in history and getting poo poo water all over hell and creation in the process, then. This would also explain why sometimes I see boot marks on the toilet seat.
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Sep 16, 2023 08:58
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Ok that r/toolgifs watermark was slick.
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Captain Invictus posted:Spoke to my boss, who then called over the big boss, and they said they would get security on it because that's super unsanitary. Lol I have lived in squat toilet countries and spraying the bathroom with your shitwater is not anyone's culture.
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Sep 16, 2023 09:44
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oh I know, and I'm pretty sure that guy was just being a sarcastic dumbass because he is a sarcastic dumbass.
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The most difficult poo poo I ever took was a squat toilet on the Chinese section of the Trans-Mongolian express. Try maintaining three points of contact on that rickety train when you would rather be contacting absolutely no part of the bathroom whatsoever. It was so bad it made me long for the scuffed, dented, frozen stainless steel russian toilets of the steppe.
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This is mesmerising.
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it's neat but what's he making, just a sickle?
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Yeah I think so.
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Frog Dreaming/The Go Kids origin story looking good.
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Captain Invictus posted:Spoke to my boss, who then called over the big boss, and they said they would get security on it because that's super unsanitary. I was thinking "Jesus where does this guy work" then I saw it was you and lol, this no longer surprises me. I once saw a guy washing himself in the sink which was fine except he seemed to approach it like someone that had only ever read about it in a book because he was just flinging water vaguely towards his face and so getting it *everywhere*, just absolutely soaking himself and his clothes and the area.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:I was thinking "Jesus where does this guy work" then I saw it was you and lol, this no longer surprises me. oh like they do in the commercials
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Captain Invictus posted:it's neat but what's he making, just a sickle? The little slate on the seat says "Sichelrohling something something", which would be "blank for a sickle". e: "sickle blank, 4 Euros at the cash register by the entrance"
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ReelBigLizard posted:Ok that r/toolgifs watermark was slick.
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I remember my dad scolding me when I'd lift the rubber mat in the passenger footwell to see the road flying by underneath. "Hey! Put that back!" Now I understand. I wanna say that to this guy, too.
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I wanna mount a gopro in the airplane floor hole
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steamhammer and sickle  https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rnssnuGd311r0uzl6.mp4 edit: one time in Beijing I was washing my hands after peeing at a public toilet, when suddenly a guy came scuttling from one of the stalls with his pants around his ankles, hopped his butt into the sink right next to the one I was using, and started washing his rear end, splashing water everywhere 
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Are those the speed holes I've heard so much about?
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ReelBigLizard posted:Ok that r/toolgifs watermark was slick. yeah that was legit
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ekuNNN posted:
One time in beijing i saw some foreigner weirdo washing his hands in the bidet
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Tunicate posted:One time in beijing i saw some foreigner weirdo washing his hands in the bidet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUtc4vcPfMk but no, it wa a full-height, normal handwashing sized and shaped sink in my case
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Those things are so cool, they use them up in the higher mountains here and I sometimes get to see them parked in their big snow tunnels after they clear off the road. I wish I could see them in action, but, well, I'd have to be on the other side of the 10' snowpack 
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