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smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

And Bob Geldof started dating Pixies mum when she was 16 too. A world of pop nonces

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bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Angepain posted:

i was wondering what "the truth" was and then i took a look at the thumbnails of his most recent youtube videos which seems to be uh

gone down a bit of a rabbit hole has mr. brand

He has wholly hopped in the right wing grift train. He might not think himself right wing but you look at the comments in his videos and you see things like:

quote:

Rogan, Peterson, Tate, Tucker, Brand, etc, etc. of course they were always going to come at some point. You have this covered Russell, you have got to them, stay strong. All the best.

and

quote:

Another one to add to the list of people I listen to and whose intentions I trust being maligned by the mainstream.. RFK, Jordan Peterson, Graham Hancock, Joe Rogan, Brett Weinstein, Tucker Carlson.. the list goes on

His videos all have clickbait titles and the one about the Maui wildfires talk a lot about "The Elite" and the "Shadowy Cabal" but not really any evidence of anything. Can you believe that rich people might hurt poor people and profit from a disaster? Of course you can so maybe a drone did shoot a laser to start the fire.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
I don't know this lad but the Jam Man follows him so he's probably right here

https://twitter.com/adamrowecomedy/status/1702947300471894367?t=HOTmGNzMb-lx5P0RbNCOnA&s=19

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Incredible. Years of work. Billions of pounds. Piles of grift. And it’s going to end up being a high speed connection to nowhere

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Someone volunteering for a hard drive check and a "where were you on the night of", and one hero's response.

https://twitter.com/Ossian414/status/1702964025791758513?s=20

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Giving up on HS2 just feels like the final admission that the British government can't do loving anything anymore except strip the copper wiring out of the crumbling infrastructure, while pointing at brown people to distract

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Can you summarise? Twitter threads don't work unless you're signed in and I got rid of my account.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Failed Imagineer posted:

I don't know this lad but the Jam Man follows him so he's probably right here

https://twitter.com/adamrowecomedy/status/1702947300471894367?t=HOTmGNzMb-lx5P0RbNCOnA&s=19

I feel like adding "this is hearsay" at the top of all your tweets will be about as powerful against our very fair and sensible legal system as "no copyright intended", though it's not as if most of those shut-up-i-have-money libel cases actually go to court anyway

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Can you summarise? Twitter threads don't work unless you're signed in and I got rid of my account.

Hear'Say posted:

For legal reasons, this is all hearsay.

Russell Brand’s allegations farrrrr outdate his new “anti-mainstream-media” shtick. We’ve all known for YEARS but have been threatened with legal action and he has a super-injunction. Dispatches must have enough to surpass it. (1/5)

When I say “we’ve” I mean the comedy industry. His attempt to play this off as “the mainstream are coming for me” is completely reverse engineered. He’s known this was coming for a long time and he’s spent recent years preparing this new anti-msm persona to prepare for it. (2/5)

The following is hearsay. He was on the original judging panel of Roast Battle on Comedy Central, alongside Jimmy Carr & Katherine Ryan. That series went out nightly, for a week. Rather than once a week like every other TV series ever made. Weird that, isn’t it? Why? (3/5)

The following is hearsay. Comedy Central were told that Vice were about to release a documentary outing Russell Brand. They decided to get all episodes out quickly rather than get to week 3 and have to cancel the rest. Brand got an injunction & blocked the doc. (4/5)

The following is hearsay. He’s who Katherine Ryan was talking about. He’s not the only one we all know about. Obviously I’m not a judge or jury and I don’t have physical hard evidence myself… I’d imagine Dispatches do though, so let’s see what tonight brings. (5/5)

escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013
If you're a lawyer you do not have permission to read my tweets.

Anything read here must be deleted from your memory after 24 hours

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Can you summarise? Twitter threads don't work unless you're signed in and I got rid of my account.

Russell brand did it and everyone has always known.

killerwhat
May 13, 2010

Angepain posted:

He’s known this was coming for a long time and he’s spent recent years preparing this new anti-msm persona to prepare for it.

This seems rather generous to Brand, years of planning? I didn’t think he was the scheming type

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
I would NEVER have guessed that Russell Brand might be a sleazy sex addict!

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Counting down to the first Brand / Savile photoshoop

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
Going to run for MP on the sole platform of using parliamentary privilege every day.

Mebh
May 10, 2010


I will be very disappointed if noncegeddon is just Russell loving Brand who is a class A twat anyway.

I was hoping for at least 75% of the overly posh and privileged Oxbridge educated panel circuit that propped up the anti Corbyn media circus to have to get in the bin.

E: speaking of UK comedy circuit regulars (not so much anymore) what does the thread make of Nish Kumar these days? since he started doing Pod save the UK. I know we weren't collectively much a fan of the American version due to the Obama whitewashing.

Mebh fucked around with this message at 11:31 on Sep 16, 2023

thebardyspoon
Jun 30, 2005
Feels a bit off to be hoping that a bunch of people are sex offenders? Like obviously there are some, seems like every industry is riddled with it but absent evidence, if you're hoping specific people are then you're basically wishing that there's a bunch of crimes and victims of said crimes right?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
There's always the outside chance that he uses his 'Trews' or whatever it's called now channel to go down in a blaze of outing.

Mebh
May 10, 2010


thebardyspoon posted:

Feels a bit off to be hoping that a bunch of people are sex offenders? Like obviously there are some, seems like every industry is riddled with it but absent evidence, if you're hoping specific people are then you're basically wishing that there's a bunch of crimes and victims of said crimes right?

I figured that would be the take someone would go for. Obviously loving not. I just want them to gently caress off. They likely ARE a bunch of closet nonces though, you realise, right?

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


thebardyspoon posted:

if you're hoping specific people are then you're basically wishing that there's a bunch of crimes and victims of said crimes right?

One would be assuming that there are a bunch of crimes and victims already out there and wishing that the misdeeds are uncovered.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Mebh posted:

They likely ARE a bunch of closet nonces though, you realise, right?

Which ones specifically?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

One would be assuming that there are a bunch of crimes and victims already out there and wishing that the misdeeds are uncovered.
Exactly, like #MeToo in that it's not "I really hope Louis C.K. blocked the door and wanked his cock in front of a bunch of people, that would be so cool" but "we know a bunch of stuff like that did happen, and I hope the people it happened to get to speak out and be heard, and we get to learn who the sex harassers are."

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Being a sex pest is like 90% of Russell Brand’s gimmick

Mebh
May 10, 2010


stev posted:

Which ones specifically?

That's bait...

thebardyspoon
Jun 30, 2005

Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

One would be assuming that there are a bunch of crimes and victims already out there and wishing that the misdeeds are uncovered.

Sure, that I can get behind. It's where you start naming people you hope have done the bad thing and those people are all people you happen to not like that I find a bit off, personally.

JoylessJester
Sep 13, 2012

We live in hell world, so it'll turn out the brand stuff isn't very note worthy, but 30 people I previously thought were sound have got kids in cages in their basements.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Great British Noncing News…

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



smellmycheese posted:

Great British Noncing News…
Well that's the next decade of his career sorted then.

Mebh posted:

That's bait...
Drat. (And double drat)

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

smellmycheese posted:

Great British Noncing News…



(Russel) Brand this sick filth!

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
funny to think this dipshit is what made mark fisher write that vampire castle garbage which made left twitter eat itself for months and months

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Brand's close friend Jonathan Ross also started dating Jane Goldman when she was 16 and he was in his late 20s.

Remembering the time they called Manuel from Fawlty Towers and bragged about Brand loving his granddaughter.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Angepain posted:

I feel like adding "this is hearsay" at the top of all your tweets will be about as powerful against our very fair and sensible legal system as "no copyright intended", though it's not as if most of those shut-up-i-have-money libel cases actually go to court anyway

It wouldn't work with any reasonable legal system.

'Angepain is the literal reincarnation of Hitler and also eats babies, cooked overly well done with ketchup. But that's hearsay so nope can't take me to court, no sirree'

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/danbarker/status/1702984313606640090?t=eXvoObldYUfFL3hDFi8ZQQ&s=19

Lmao

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

feedmegin posted:

It wouldn't work with any reasonable legal system.

'Angepain is the literal reincarnation of Hitler and also eats babies, cooked overly well done with ketchup. But that's hearsay so nope can't take me to court, no sirree'
Under the 1994 Internets Act by Bill Clinton, the police aren't allowed to read my posts. If you are the police you have to stop reading now.

poop

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

feedmegin posted:

It wouldn't work with any reasonable legal system.

'Angepain is the literal reincarnation of Hitler and also eats babies, cooked overly well done with ketchup. But that's hearsay so nope can't take me to court, no sirree'

Feedmegin was once caught shagging a sheep after the friction led to their pubes and the wooly victim becoming fused at the hip, sources close to the situation have claimed.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




feedmegin posted:

It wouldn't work with any reasonable legal system.

'Angepain is the literal reincarnation of Hitler and also eats babies, cooked overly well done with ketchup. But that's hearsay so nope can't take me to court, no sirree'

You have to say it was in Minecraft for it to work

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Gonzo McFee posted:

Feedmegin was once caught shagging a sheep after the friction led to their pubes and the wooly victim becoming fused at the hip, sources close to the situation have claimed.
They sound like mint sources.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Lmao

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
First they came for the Communists
And I laughed about it on GBNews
First they came for the Socialists
And I laughed about it on Twitter
Then they came for the Paedophiles
And I said wait hang on, don't you think we're going a bit far here?

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smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Brand has clearly had a big ring around of all his noncey conspiracy right wing chums to mount a concerted defence

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