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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
there's so many stupid food ways to have been inventive with this, and they all would have been terrible

but this is just super lazy

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

that's not Jenga

at best, those are half-assed Lincoln Log Weiners, and I am unimpressed

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Literally A Person posted:

The cheese whiz makes it a yes. Mustard would have just ruined it.

As it does everything it touches


Cheap yellow mustard, anyway

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

this just means they drop the dough on the floor before spreading it

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I just keep thinking of the worst pizza in the worst pizza thread.

The sewer pizza. That's what I think of Florida. A sewer.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

lol

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Look what someone did on that tray.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


That's not Jenga that's Lincoln logs

E:fb

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003



This kid needs to be tested

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I see what they were going for from my interpretation of this pic. Whatever condiments they loaded on top, maximum dog, and minimum bun. The perfect bite each time for them maybe. But like eating corn on the cob.

The hubris.....

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Id be confed if i had some Lincoln Schlogs

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

maybealabia posted:

Cheap yellow mustard, anyway

This can't be said enough.

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Thread, may I present the Swiss grocery store own-brand cheeseburger:




Verdict: it looks better than it tastes.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
it looks depressed

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
It apparently tastes slightly better than depressed.

I don't read Swiss but possibly that's also it's adverting motto.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Jean-Paul Shartre posted:

Thread, may I present the Swiss grocery store own-brand cheeseburger:




Verdict: it looks better than it tastes.

drat lol

Also that looks like the type of burger that would be made by some prix. Huge prix for selling that poo poo for human consumption.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Lincoln dogs

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.
https://twitter.com/VellowVperedist/status/1702089215532503047



Hot dog powered robot makes bad hamburgers.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


This is what to do to anyone who serves you up that poo poo:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
A side note. If you live in bear country do not make your log home cabin out of sausages.

Just use regular building materials ya drat freak.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

BigBadSteve posted:

This is what to do to anyone who serves you up that poo poo:



PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Jean-Paul Shartre posted:

Thread, may I present the Swiss grocery store own-brand cheeseburger:




Verdict: it looks better than it tastes.

Go to Siberkugel.

You'd be depressed too, if you were born on a Co-Op

bigman.50grand
Mar 31, 2007
no

Jean-Paul Shartre posted:

Thread, may I present the Swiss grocery store own-brand cheeseburger:




Verdict: it looks better than it tastes.

That's just a dry rear end Kaiser roll. You got lied to. Don't the Swiss have laws against false advertising?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


:lol: Nice.

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005


Lol the vid had perfect timing as well

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005


Thanks

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

Why baste it if you're not going to bake it. Just a sad pile of wet, limp dogs and soggy fries.

If they had baked it to crisp up the dogs and thrown in some good poutine or something I'd be down for the Lincoln Dogs.

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

ReelBigLizard posted:

Why baste it if you're not going to bake it. Just a sad pile of wet, limp dogs and soggy fries.

If they had baked it to crisp up the dogs and thrown in some good poutine or something I'd be down for the Lincoln Dogs.

This soul comes into being and among the grand oasis of life to ingest, falls upon a bad hotdog and hamburger thread. A question of dire import is posed to us all. Why baste?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Hammu-rob-i posted:

This soul comes into being and among the grand oasis of life to ingest, falls upon a bad hotdog and hamburger thread. A question of dire import is posed to us all. Why baste?

This and it was pretty obviously made for tik-tok/youtube not for anyone to actually eat.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
But I have to know.

Why did they brush it?

What did they brush it with?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

ReelBigLizard posted:

What did they brush it with?

With love and the souls of the dead pigs who sacrificed themselves for it construction.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

ReelBigLizard posted:

But I have to know.

Why did they brush it?

What did they brush it with?

glue

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

ReelBigLizard posted:

Why did they brush it?

With most things, it's not a why, it's a how. Did they act in a capacity as a fulfilled and authentic adult? If not, why?

bigman.50grand
Mar 31, 2007
no
Y'all acting like you ain't raw dogged before. smdh

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

That's Abe Lincoln's house I built with Lincoln Logs when I was a kid, only with a collapsed thatch roof caved in by snow and blood.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Philthy posted:

if they can find a way to get red lobster biscuits into that somehow..

the biscuit cut in half, or just slightly mushed, and used as a bun for a slider. breadstick dog, biscuit burg.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


That's just spam musubi with hotdogs, it's probably fine

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Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

MrQwerty posted:

That's just spam musubi with hotdogs, it's probably fine

No, no it's not.

And I like both sushi and hot dogs.

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