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Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

Bad food restaurants

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Plinkey posted:

oh gently caress, i have an idea, it might be bad or amazing, i'll update the thread later

it invovles a jar a queso and microwaveable chili

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

CaptainBeefart posted:

Almost TOO consensual

So consensual you're not gonna want to consent anymore, you'll say no, please, mr *** we don't wanna consent anymore but you're gonna keep consenting

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

how do you have dirty cutting boards

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

you have to deliberately try to have dirty cutting boards

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

theyre just coming at my president for anything!!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
russell brand admitted he was a sex addict before most of those incidents so those underage girls were actually just enablers in a way

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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fibblins
Dec 21, 2007

party swan
I just cut all my food on the floor and let my dog and roomba fight over the scraps

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Schmoe Cwead posted:

russell brand admitted he was a sex addict before most of those incidents so those underage girls were actually just enablers in a way

quite the take

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

REP. OCASIO-CORTEZ: eyy, whatsamatta you

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

lol
https://twitter.com/dwallacewells/status/1702731039141994597?s=20

but remember to recycle and turn the water off when you wash your hands!

lol

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
real weird how these "truth tellers" keep raping people

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
got a new icemaker because my old one got all gummed up from hard water

and it makes, making drinks much better

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Schmoe Cwead posted:

russell brand admitted he was a sex addict before most of those incidents so those underage girls were actually just enablers in a way

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:boom:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
didnt know you were such an avid reader speng

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I’m hungwy

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

mmm

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



I'm out of date sausage meat

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Schmoe Cwead posted:

russell brand admitted he was a sex addict before most of those incidents so those underage girls were actually just enablers in a way

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

speng is right, this is a real bad take schmoe lol

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
holy poo poo a good speng shoot

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Bearjew posted:

I'm out of date sausage meat

same

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice

Bearjew posted:

I'm out of date sausage meat

never heard it called a date sausage

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
im trying to talk about my new icemaker and you're all talking about pedo rape dude and posters bad takes

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Plinkey posted:

got a new icemaker because my old one got all gummed up from hard water

and it makes, making drinks much better



those are ice bullets you can't fool me plinks

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Lol

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
I just assume every British person is a sex criminal until I see evidence of the contrary

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Plinkey posted:

it invovles a jar a queso and microwaveable chili

Try to stay out of the ER this time

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Beeftweeter posted:

those are ice bullets you can't fool me plinks

i have to drive to the car wash to refill my water jugs so that the hard as gently caress city water doesn't gently caress it up

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

Buddykins posted:

theyre just coming at my president for anything!!

imagine Trumo doing an undercover boss and everyone has to pretend they don't know who he is

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Out of date sausages are perfectly fine to eat. Just cook it a tad longer than usual

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Plinkey posted:

im trying to talk about my new icemaker and you're all talking about pedo rape dude and posters bad takes

While you're watching a Penn State game.

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

Plinkey posted:

i have to drive to the car wash to refill my water jugs so that the hard as gently caress city water doesn't gently caress it up

are you getting drinking water from a local car wash?

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Ham Cheeks posted:

are you getting drinking water from a local car wash?

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Plinkey posted:

got a new icemaker because my old one got all gummed up from hard water

and it makes, making drinks much better



OMG AIRLINE ICE CUBES WHERE DID YO UGET THIS

ed: found it. Plinky the influencer

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Plinkey posted:

i have to drive to the car wash to refill my water jugs so that the hard as gently caress city water doesn't gently caress it up

thanks brandon

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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Plinkey posted:

it invovles a jar a queso and microwaveable chili

i do this with rotelle, velveeta and a can of chili, it's delicious

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

petit choux posted:

OMG AIRLINE ICE CUBES WHERE DID YO UGET THIS

They have em at Costco they rule

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

petit choux posted:

OMG AIRLINE ICE CUBES WHERE DID YO UGET THIS

SkyMall

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Ham Cheeks posted:

are you getting drinking water from a local car wash?

it's where he's keeping his ice gatling gun

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Buddykins posted:

got extremely drunk and depressed last night and ruined a relationship. tumrp

Not ideal

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