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Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Women aren't people they're algorithms. Put the right inputs in and they will be unthinkingly satisfied

e: yep looked him up and another dude who looks like he belongs on the cover of a 1950s adventure novel. Straight dudes have the weirdest taste in men

Killingyouguy! has a new favorite as of 16:48 on Sep 16, 2023

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Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Killingyouguy! posted:

Women aren't people they're algorithms. Put the right inputs in and they will be unthinkingly satisfied

e: yep looked him up and another dude who looks like he belongs on the cover of a 1950s adventure novel. Straight dudes have the weirdest taste in men

No, women are vending machines. You put in enough nice tokens and then they're obligated to you, obviously. ughh these people are gross idiots

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Robocop is a perfect man and would treat you right but I still wouldn't go on a date with him because he's a cop.

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


I remember in my college days when me and my (now) ex had just starting dating. We were in that phase where it was obvious to everyone (and us) that we were a couple but it wasn't 'official' yet. This other dude at a dorm party was also really into her and didn't take her hints until he was taken aside by friends and told she's with me. He accosted me at the end of the night, fairly drunk, and started ranting to me about how she's an obvious 9/10 and I'm at most a 6 so she's way out of my league and I should just back off and 'let him have her' lmao.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Ror posted:

Robocop is a perfect man and would treat you right but I still wouldn't go on a date with him because he's a cop.

He walks like a dipshit.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Philippe posted:

He walks like a dipshit.

I remember that song from the 80s

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





This is a thing that I'm sure has been chewed over a thousand times already, but these incel types always complain that women set their standards too high and that they should give guys like them "a chance".
So what, women they fancy should go on dates with men they don't find attractive/don't like on the off-chance they'll whip a more attractive personality out of a hat like a goddamn magician?

"Productio Fedorable!"

:swoon:

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Philippe posted:

He walks like a dipshit.

Nice ableism dummy.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



wash bucket posted:

Nice ableism dummy.

Nice bootlicking you square

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Nice bootlicking you square

Robocop will never hear your insults about his disability but other cyborg posters will.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Killingyouguy! posted:

. Put the right inputs in and they will be unthinkingly satisfied


I mean,

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



wash bucket posted:

Robocop will never hear your insults about his disability but other cyborg posters will.

This is going to devolve into a big human enhancement through mechanics vs. narcotics dialectical split argument isn't it. Ray Wise and Kurtwood Smith did nothing wrong! Splitter!

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Ha! Idiot incels thinking there are objective standards of beauty. Not only did they not put the celebrity I like high enough,

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Ruffian Price posted:

Ha! Idiot incels thinking there are objective standards of beauty. Not only did they not put the celebrity I like high enough,

The incel defender has logged on

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Ror posted:

Robocop is a perfect man and would treat you right but I still wouldn't go on a date with him because he's a cop.

But he's a good cop!

i.e. he's dead

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/noturtlesoup17/status/1703091583598449033

Guess who's about to be exposed in a biiiiiiiig sex pest investigation tomorrow

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



It happened this morning. 4 people, one with medical records to back her up.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Listen, I don't know how datelines and UTC and greenwhich times work ok

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/noturtlesoup17/status/1703091583598449033

Guess who's about to be exposed in a biiiiiiiig sex pest investigation tomorrow

Russel Brand being a sex pest is one of the biggest "No poo poo Sherlock" moments in history. If it wasn't obvious before, the fact he's turned himself into a "wellness influencer" should have been a huge red flag as well.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



zoux posted:

Listen, I don't know how datelines and UTC and greenwhich times work ok

Time is a lie fed to us by our oppressors. As you can see in this Q drop…

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Pookah posted:

I remember a really funny/weird interaction on another messageboard where a guy simply could not believe that most of the women posting in a thread would not be interested in going on a date with Cristiano Ronaldo.
There were about 5-6 of us replying and it was mostly stuff like, he seems very egotistical and vain, doubt we'd have anything to talk about etc.
But the original guy was just completely unable to get past the knowledge that CR is very famous, very rich, extremely fit and arguably very handsome - so literally every straight/bi woman on the planet ought to be attracted to him.

The concept that attractiveness cannot be reduced to a set of very basic variables was completely beyond him.

Because coming to terms with that would require him to internalize that he isn't getting attention from women because he sucks as a person and not because he isn't rich enough.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Air Skwirl posted:

the fact he's turned himself into a "wellness influencer"

Haha no loving way

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

freeedr posted:

Haha no loving way

Yeah, according to the BBC article on Brand I read, that's specifically why one of his victims came forward. It's one thing when he's just a comedian, but when he's trying to give advice on relationships and what kind of attitude you should have in a format that much more directly affects boys and young men it's another.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





D-Pad posted:

Because coming to terms with that would require him to internalize that he isn't getting attention from women because he sucks as a person and not because he isn't rich enough.

That's 99.9% of incels.
They are absolutely horrible people who convince themselves that the reason women don't like them is their collarbones, not their unbelievably unpleasant personalities. Every time people point out to them that classically "unattractive " men regularly get very beautiful/attractive partners, they rationalize it some insane way, like all those charming, funny lovable men are also billionaires and that's all that ever mattered.

Yeah sadsacks, I hear and see you, you're still wrong, you're still profoundly unlovable, and even if you got rich, you'd still be revolting.

edit: sorry, habit, you get into the habit of including an anti-incel tag in your posts after a while.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

freeedr posted:

Haha no loving way

Last I saw him pop up, he flipped his poo poo at Cardi and Megan's WAP music video, whining about how it's pornographic and is it really feminist?!

(Dude has talked about being a porn/sex addict, so he got horny at a music video and is now angrily shaking his finger at the women who made it.)

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


a sample of his recent output

https://twitter.com/StuartJRitchie/status/1702994854421111259

it's pretty clear he's being targeted by the shoe industry for exposing the shoespiracy

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Ror posted:

it's pretty clear he's being targeted by the shoe industry for exposing the shoespiracy

All part of his heel turn.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

He was probably asked for comment on that story months ago and knew where he had to go if he was gonna survive

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





"Forgetting Sarah Marshall" was probably about the height of Brand's international recognition, and that's nearly 15 years ago. He was well-known in the Uk/Ireland before that, but his fame absolutely plummeted after the first year or so of widespread fame.
Probably because he's a tweaking bore who has no actual charm, wit or intelligence.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Yeah, I think he went influencer because Get Him to the Greek bombed, he was basically banned from anything BBC and Channel 4 stopped booking him for panel shows.

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009
Do incels distinguish between the capital-I Incels who subscribe to the whole insane worldview, and people who are maybe actually “involuntarily celibate” in the way we would understand those words before “incels” became a thing?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Halisnacks posted:

Do incels distinguish between the capital-I Incels who subscribe to the whole insane worldview, and people who are maybe actually “involuntarily celibate” in the way we would understand those words before “incels” became a thing?

I doubt it. It would involve acknowledging things like lesbians that aren't just lesbian in porn.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
My 2nd hand Russel Brand story is from 15 years ago. A crowd of 5 or 6 tourists was gathered outside a theater or something, because Russel Brand was standing outside smoking. A couple of young ladies asked if they could get a picture with him. He replied "only if you show me your tits" and the mood changed immediately and everyone dispersed.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Air Skwirl posted:

Russel Brand being a sex pest is one of the biggest "No poo poo Sherlock" moments in history. If it wasn't obvious before, the fact he's turned himself into a "wellness influencer" should have been a huge red flag as well.

I thought it was one of the Queer Eye dudes and was pretty upset for a second.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I saw a documentary Brand made years ago about alcoholism. He seemed empathetic and insightful and had progressive views on the health and justice systems and addiction treatment etc. He was an outspoken leftist on a lot of things. Seems like was possibly also a rapist around this time and then he went the conspirituality route to b become a full on anti vax, conspiracy culture warrior. Can't even blame covid for breaking his brain

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

canyoneer posted:

My 2nd hand Russel Brand story is from 15 years ago. A crowd of 5 or 6 tourists was gathered outside a theater or something, because Russel Brand was standing outside smoking. A couple of young ladies asked if they could get a picture with him. He replied "only if you show me your tits" and the mood changed immediately and everyone dispersed.

This is only tangentially related to the topic at hand but it is one of my favorite stories: a friend of a friend was working in an adult store in NYC when John Mayer came in. She was justifiably nervous because at the time he was at the height of his drug/sex addiction thing and was just really volatile to be around. So she's sitting there frozen in fear and he looks at her without a word of introduction and says, with an incredibly serious expression on his face, "Show me all of your butt stuff." It immediately broke the tension and they had a good laugh and a nice interaction overall.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that even among sex pests Brand is exceptional in his field.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/Sparrow_Hater/status/1702955671933837811

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Modal Auxiliary posted:

This is only tangentially related to the topic at hand but it is one of my favorite stories: a friend of a friend was working in an adult store in NYC when John Mayer came in. She was justifiably nervous because at the time he was at the height of his drug/sex addiction thing and was just really volatile to be around. So she's sitting there frozen in fear and he looks at her without a word of introduction and says, with an incredibly serious expression on his face, "Show me all of your butt stuff." It immediately broke the tension and they had a good laugh and a nice interaction overall.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that even among sex pests Brand is exceptional in his field.

I think we should also move away from calling him a sex pest. Russel Brand is a rapist.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I think we should just ban British panel shows.

We'd lose some good stuff but I think it's a net positive to the world overall.

Air Skwirl posted:

Yeah, I think he went influencer because Get Him to the Greek bombed, he was basically banned from anything BBC and Channel 4 stopped booking him for panel shows.

He's been working steadily. The leading man experiment just ended after Arthur bombed.

I didn't even recognize him in Death on the Nile.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Pookah posted:

I remember a really funny/weird interaction on another messageboard where a guy simply could not believe that most of the women posting in a thread would not be interested in going on a date with Cristiano Ronaldo.
There were about 5-6 of us replying and it was mostly stuff like, he seems very egotistical and vain, doubt we'd have anything to talk about etc.
But the original guy was just completely unable to get past the knowledge that CR is very famous, very rich, extremely fit and arguably very handsome - so literally every straight/bi woman on the planet ought to be attracted to him.

The concept that attractiveness cannot be reduced to a set of very basic variables was completely beyond him.

rational choice theory economics but for dating

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