Post the worst pizza ever in this thread: No Gods, No Mestres

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maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

Dokapon Findom posted:

Salty food is one thing but sodium, from a dietary standpoint, should be kept within guidelines for circulatory health, particularly for older people. Those kinds of fluctuations in blood pressure can potentially lead to stroke etc.

I'm pretty sure once more studies were done the evidence now shows sodium is a worry only for those with hypertension

# ? Sep 16, 2023 22:27

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Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

lol olive lovers itt

They suck but I don't begrudge you

# ? Sep 16, 2023 22:29

Stunning Honky: Sep 7, 2004; " . . . "

Lemme nosh on this wet blanket covered in salt. You know it's good when you almost crack a tooth

# ? Sep 16, 2023 22:31

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Stunning Honky posted:

Lemme nosh on this wet blanket covered in salt. You know it's good when you almost crack a tooth

there are so many kinds of olives. perhaps you should keep eating them until you find one that is a good fit for you.

# ? Sep 16, 2023 22:33

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Well there's a reason they call olives the silent killer

# ? Sep 16, 2023 22:33

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Nah, that's all lies. I've heard people who've been murdered by olives. There's like a shitload of screaming

Nothing silent about it.

# ? Sep 16, 2023 22:36

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

If it wasn't for olives, no one would drink Martinis.

# ? Sep 16, 2023 23:11

Dokapon Findom: Dec 5, 2022; They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Castelvatranos are the best olive with pit. Blue cheese is the best olive filling, the ones with almonds are good though. Sometimes a classic pimento is all you need but I've noticed a marked decline in the quality of basic olives in the last several years

# ? Sep 16, 2023 23:47

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Dokapon Findom posted:

Castelvatranos are the best olive with pit. Blue cheese is the best olive filling, the ones with almonds are good though. Sometimes a classic pimento is all you need but I've noticed a marked decline in the quality of basic olives in the last several years

Solid agree on all points

# ? Sep 16, 2023 23:50

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Disagree because Costco has double stuffed garlic-jalapeño olives and blue cheese stuffed olives were a pain in my dick when I was bartending

# ? Sep 17, 2023 00:13

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

You aren't supposed to put them in your dick

# ? Sep 17, 2023 00:14

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Don't loving tell me what to do on my goddamn breaks motherfuckin ball buster

# ? Sep 17, 2023 00:16

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Cartoon Man posted:

Another heart burn pizza but gently caress me it looks tasty.

https://i.imgur.com/YDGaYnl.mp4

I would absolutely gently caress this up or the other pepperoni-overdose pie that was posted earlier ITT, even if I know it'd give me the worst heartburn in history.

But a part of me thinks the pepperoni look kinda like big engorged ticks.

# ? Sep 17, 2023 03:50

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

I've said it a hundred times in the olive thread and I'll say it here:

Olives are trash for idiots

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Sep 17, 2023 04:00

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

My ex-wife ordered me a pizza with olives on it and I just threw it straight in the trash where it belonged

# ? Sep 17, 2023 04:01

Dokapon Findom: Dec 5, 2022; They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

500excf type r posted:

My ex-wife ordered me a pizza with olives on it and I just threw it straight in the trash where it belonged

But what did you do with the pizza?

# ? Sep 17, 2023 04:18

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Dokapon Findom posted:

But what did you do with the pizza?

# ? Sep 17, 2023 04:22

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

banished to the Hell of Bitter Olives.

# ? Sep 17, 2023 04:34

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

respect olives in the sacred thread of the Mestre

# ? Sep 17, 2023 04:35

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

# ? Sep 17, 2023 04:35

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

I like a few black olives on my pizza from time to time. There, I said it, everyone was thinking it!!

# ? Sep 17, 2023 04:37

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

i have a fuckin olive tree what of it

gonna make a pizza peel from the olive wood

# ? Sep 17, 2023 04:44

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

olives on their own: Yuck
olives in a pasta salad: yuck.
Olives on pizza: Eh. it's still pizza, and the olives dont really make it worse. one of my friends likes olives on pizza, and i can get down on a slice, even though i usually just stick with pepperoni.

Olives in the 7 layer dip my mom makes: Hell yeah. that poo poo owns.

# ? Sep 17, 2023 04:49

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Captain Hygiene posted:

I like a few black olives on my pizza from time to time. There, I said it, everyone was thinking it!!

E: ^^This guys mom's seven layer dip is the exception^^

I love (and respect) olives but the Lego tires from a can are just not good. Any pizza place that doesn't belong in this thread will have kalamata or at least green olives instead.

# ? Sep 17, 2023 04:50

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Who is having food opinions in the Worst Pizza Thread

Don't show yourself, cowards

# ? Sep 17, 2023 06:31

MagpieConcept: Feb 6, 2022

500excf type r posted:

I've said it a hundred times in the olive thread and I'll say it here:

Olives are trash for idiots

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

i dont like olives but i just pick them off hope this helps

e: gently caress

# ? Sep 17, 2023 06:46

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Soul Dentist posted:

Mofongo base is a good, cool move

It was only fried twice...
Keto is healthy and therefore
:goonsay:

# ? Sep 17, 2023 06:55

Wee: Dec 16, 2022; by Fluffdaddy

Snackin

Wee fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Sep 17, 2023

# ? Sep 17, 2023 07:18

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

500excf type r posted:

I've said it a hundred times in the olive thread and I'll say it here:

Olives are trash for idiots

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Mods please upgrade this to a ban

# ? Sep 17, 2023 07:18

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

Dokapon Findom posted:

Castelvatranos are the best olive with pit. Blue cheese is the best olive filling, the ones with almonds are good though. Sometimes a classic pimento is all you need but I've noticed a marked decline in the quality of basic olives in the last several years

# ? Sep 17, 2023 07:19

Ayndin: Mar 13, 2010

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Why is there a drawing of a penis in a flower muumuu erupting out of a poo poo volcano on top of a pizza?

The world may never know.

edit: olives are delicious and if you don�t want yours I�ll have them.

# ? Sep 17, 2023 07:21

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Olives taste bad and bitter :twisted:

But they're ready to pick off

# ? Sep 17, 2023 07:24

a sexual elk: May 16, 2007

I�d also like to gently caress this guys moms olive dip

# ? Sep 17, 2023 07:46

Jack-Off Lantern: Mar 2, 2012

a sexual elk posted:

I’d also like to gently caress this guys moms olive dip

Microwaves Moms Olive Dip?

# ? Sep 17, 2023 08:05

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

In coastal towns in the Basque country, you can buy little cans of olives stuffed with anchovies from vending machines.
Just that one thing, nothing else.

# ? Sep 17, 2023 10:26