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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
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Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

91723 posted:

waiting 8 years to do a 15 second poo poo over $17 dollars of mcdonalds

oh hey, do you have any advice about suing the forums


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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



are you familiar with Post Law

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Sherbert Hoover posted:

oh hey, do you have any advice about suing the forums

lmao

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

SomethingBeautiful posted:

i'm loving stunlocked seeing someone threaten legal action for pedophile accusations when the last ban on their rapsheet is for accusing someone of being a pedophile

it might be a gimmick but plinkey has genuinely lost the plot so its hard to say

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Sherbert Hoover posted:

oh hey, do you have any advice about suing the forums

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!
plinky as your lawyer I advise u to keep posting this poo poo

91723
Sep 17, 2023

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005





lmao this gets better and better

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
I think there was an aggressive amount of alcohol making posts tonight

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

gently caress you

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i'm sober as hell
i hate it

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

teetotalling like donald trump
the subject of this thread
in case u forgot

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Threads a loving mess tonight across the board, nite crew showing their rear end!

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
becoming god so i can have nearly unlimited 10 dollars

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Turdfuzz posted:

teetotalling like donald trump
the subject of this thread
in case u forgot

the dad from little rascals?

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Sherbert Hoover posted:

becoming god so i can have nearly unlimited 10 dollars

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Uh, good morning
Wake up, Mr. West, Mr. West, Mr. Fresh

91723
Sep 17, 2023

External Organs posted:

Uh, good morning
Wake up, Mr. West, Mr. West, Mr. Fresh

Four!

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

Quitting drinking is something that breaks a cycle. This world is hosed because of repeated mistakes, cycles of mindless pain misunderstood by their participants who cannot look anywhere but at the immediate distraction from the cycle which is itself a part of the cycle.

Not doing things is the secret to breaking out. Not working, not drinking, not caring. When one thing breaks, the sky itself breaks open and the possibility of something different arises. Aren't you curious what that new sky might look like and whom you might become beneath it?

Andrea Gibson
Photoshopping My Sister’s Mugshot
Photoshopping my sister's mugshot
i crop out the trailer and the splintered remains of the front door
i crop out your name all over the news
i crop out the sawed-off shotgun they found hidden in the yard
i crop out the blood vacant faces of every soul who was sold to
i crop out their families hunted hearts
i rotate the image
'til you are upside down hanging from the monkey bars
hollering my name Andrea look what i can do
i zoom in so there is no lighter beneath the spoon
just ice cream dripping from your lips
and me trying to teach you how to blow out the candles
the day you turned two years old
your cheeks like pink balloons giggling away gravity
i give more detail to the background
i pose you beside our bloodline
our grandfather thrown his liver through the kitchen window
our grandmother on her knees sweeping up the glass
I zoom in to the pieces she didn't find
I find them in the sole of your shoes
on your worst day of junior high
there is a thin line between skewing the truth and giving a panoramic view
I don't know if I am widening the lens
or if I am just making an excuse
when I say you were a kid the first time you used
when I say you wanted blue hair and a boyfriend
not a conscience that wouldn't have a good vein left
not an abscess and the arm
you would one day not hold your family with
not me falling off the wagon of my unforgiveness
running to the police station
begging them to replace your photo with the negative
the dark side in full light
the filth hungry scream in your body every time you tried to get clean
the clinic that told our mother you would die
if she didn't send you back to the streets
to find the poison to kill the bugs
how I'd count your legs when you walked into a room
how I still do
but how that isn't the right exposure
because you were also the kindest person I ever knew
and that in itself has been its own dark room
considering the ugliness is to scale
considering our family tree
and other isn't a person who loves you
who isn't dead on the branch
how loving you less might have been a sweetest gift
I could have given my own life
but how that sweetness would have rotted God's teeth
when every Christmas morning
you woke me at four am
more excited for me to open my stocking
than you were to open yours
how do I say that to a judge and not sound insane
how do I say the truth isn't the right filter
the truth knows nothing of who you almost were
but I do
I do
I just click a button
I undo one tiny thing
and there you are

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



t.,.toop?

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Plinkey posted:

my lawyer says i need his address

anyone got it?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
glad to get off 26 hours of flying and seeing the T thread having a normal one

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Good Citizen posted:

glad to get off 26 hours of flying and seeing the T thread having a normal one

Get back on the plane..

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
it’s fuckin noon here and my body is like wtf is this poo poo now

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Plinkey posted:

my lawyer says i need his address

anyone got it?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lmao

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea



Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Maybe plinkey should agogloplize for soliciting posters' addresses

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

plinkey have you ever heard of the streissand effect

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Plinkey posted:

my lawyer says i need his address

anyone got it?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

*Hella Jeff voice* I WARNED YOU ABOUT THREATENING LITIGATION BACKFIRING!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

his lawyers will hear about this

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
getting so mad at the forums that I call my lawyer

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
You ever get the feeling that every third poster or so is a Prigozhin about to happily board an airliner

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!
a very sweet poem thank you for sharing it, external organs

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


SomethingBeautiful posted:

i'm loving stunlocked seeing someone threaten legal action for pedophile accusations when the last ban on their rapsheet is for accusing someone of being a pedophile

lmao

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Don't touch the poop is good advice.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Don't touch the toop?

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
anyone have the link to that lawsuit against the forums where one line was something like ‘people tell me they hate my posting’

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Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice
tup

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