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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
haruspicy and the flight of birds wins again!

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

can i get a smidge more toppings

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Ror posted:



it is a cheesecake that was left under a car seat for several months.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Ror posted:



it is a cheesecake that was left under a car seat for several months.

the smell would be insane but the worst part is that the owner probably has no idea because it built over time

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012


Tunicate
May 15, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

There must be some sort of divination method based around reading mold growth.

tyromancy

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



^^^ damnit!

OwlFancier posted:

There must be some sort of divination method based around reading mold growth.

Surely that's the method that was around cheese maturation?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Ror posted:



it is a cheesecake that was left under a car seat for several months.

Stealing this for my next D&d world map.

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.


loving get in my belly. Rappie pie is a family tradition always made for winter gatherings. This example is a bit runnier than usual for rappie pie, and man, nothing is tastier than the "crust" that forms on the pan edges or rappie pie fried up in butter as leftovers.
People have their favorite toppings, from butter, maple syrup to ketchup(the heathens) to molasses. I prefer simple pepper and a extra pinch of salt.
So loving good, but definitely one of those "try not to stare at it as you it eat dealios.

ParserGirl
Jun 3, 2005

Freaquency posted:

My biggest question is “how do you lose a cheesecake?”

ADHD is a harsh mistress.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Scabs in COPD phlegm, delicious

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

ParserGirl posted:

ADHD is a harsh mistress.

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rdf8d4mgaq1sya80n.mp4

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Both those people seem dangerous

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I wasn't sure about that guy at first but after spending some time with him and his soup I think I'm on his side.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I can see how a man can get into this habit out of ease but it's quite unhygienic: All the time this box of stew is outside a refrigerator the bacteria get to divide at an exponential rate and also leave behind some toxins, if he actually recooks the thing again.

And the impression I get is that He microwaves the thing and then leaves it out for hours as he munches through the day, in which case he should not return the leftovers to refrigeration and add them to the next dish.
Which is a terrific way to ensure many cases of food borne poisoning.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Just make an eternal stew that’s constantly on the heat

Oh wait that’s medieval peasants who didn’t have electricity or kitchens

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Just make an eternal stew that’s constantly on the heat

Oh wait that’s medieval peasants who didn’t have electricity or kitchens

Uh, I had rural great aunts still doing that in the 1980s. If you've got a wood stove for heat anyway, you might as well leave a stew going all winter. Whenever someone comes home hungry there is something hot.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Lol, that dudes stew is 99% identical to the stews my da makes except my da's ones have bigger, wetter onion pieces, chunks of hard beef and he makes his in a pot 2 foot across, and leaves them to cool at room temperature for 24-36 hours.
Da's are also a lot greyer.

I do not eat my father's cooking.

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

Freaquency posted:

My biggest question is “how do you lose a cheesecake?”

I'm to keep track of every cake, pie, and other dessert in my car? Be reasonable.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Pookah posted:

Lol, that dudes stew is 99% identical to the stews my da makes except my da's ones have bigger, wetter onion pieces, chunks of hard beef and he makes his in a pot 2 foot across, and leaves them to cool at room temperature for 24-36 hours.
Da's are also a lot greyer.

I do not eat my father's cooking.

If you got a workmate you just hate and is often hungry you can keep taking two boxes of stew to work, one that you properly refrigerated and another that your dad made.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I'm used to ATMs spitting out dough, but this is ridiculous!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Additionally horrible for me because ICI used to be the name of a chemical works near me, lol.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Unlike the pizza vending machine, this doesn't make a baguette from scratch - no sale!

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



What's horrible about the bread vending machine idgi

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Flipperwaldt posted:

What's horrible about the bread vending machine idgi
There's no butter vending machine next to it.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I miss random bread machines in small towns

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Flipperwaldt posted:

What's horrible about the bread vending machine idgi

hey buddy, you try supplying content, I'll wait.

Obnoxipus
Apr 4, 2011


"My friend’s attempt at pancakes, using self-raising flour and hot chocolate instant mix"

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Obnoxipus posted:



"My friend’s attempt at pancakes, using self-raising flour and hot chocolate instant mix"

Well I can see the problem, they didn't wait the 14 seconds for it to finish! That's how they ended up making a well-done steak instead of a pancake.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Jesus gently caress, lol

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Looks like a topographical map

das hipster
Mar 7, 2005

Obnoxipus posted:



"My friend’s attempt at pancakes, using self-raising flour and hot chocolate instant mix"



Big Chernobyl Energy

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
how'd it taste tho

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

Obnoxipus posted:



"My friend’s attempt at pancakes, using self-raising flour and hot chocolate instant mix"

What is the black fiber underneath the awful blob? Also, this photo better be like 12 years old with whatever that cellphone telephone is.

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Obnoxipus posted:



"My friend’s attempt at pancakes, using self-raising flour and hot chocolate instant mix"

How high were they at the time?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Nothing screams "Italy" like tuna & mushrooms in aspic :yikes:

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


Someone got gelatin in the dishpit again

...wait... brainstorm coming on

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