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Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Philippe posted:

British food, like every other aspect of their life, runs off the adage "is poo poo, is supposed to be poo poo, and if you don't like it you can gently caress off".

keep the blitz spirit alive guv. Cor blimey

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# ? Sep 18, 2023 19:33

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Poops Mcgoots posted:

Here's a hot tip: lots of Americans can eat Mexican food just fine without becoming ill. Most of the stereotypes come from a combination of mostly being focused on cheap restaurants/fast food (i.e. taco bell) and good ol fashioned racism!

If anyone knows, it's Poops!

# ? Sep 18, 2023 19:34

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

CainFortea posted:

Things I have heard said out loud by a British person.

"You just rub the cut end of a clove of garlic on the inside of a salad bowl because you don't want too much flavor"

"You don't want the marshmallow in the s'more to be gooey"

there's a region of the US bigger than most countries where salt is considered too spicy

# ? Sep 18, 2023 19:43

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Dabir posted:

there's a region of the US bigger than most countries where salt is considered too spicy

there are 5 people who live there and they believe the earth is flat

# ? Sep 18, 2023 19:47

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Oh no, are we about to do the "saying Mexican food hurts your stomach is racist" derail again?

# ? Sep 18, 2023 19:47

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Lol at the brit goons with their hurt feelings. Your food is a terrible joke and you can't escape it.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 19:48

CainFortea: Oct 15, 2004

Hihohe posted:

there are 5 people who live there and they believe the earth is flat

It's mostly just Canadian cousins anyway and they're just diet brits

# ? Sep 18, 2023 19:50

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

internet celebrity posted:

Oh no, are we about to do the "saying Mexican food hurts your stomach is racist" derail again?

I guess

I really always thought it was mostly just "travel to foreign countries and encounter novel pathogens" coupled with Americans not being able to afford to go anywhere except MAYBE next door to Mexico

Nothing about Mexican food per se, but I guess if you don't eat spices and then suddenly eat a lot, your GI tract might rebel

# ? Sep 18, 2023 19:52

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Zetsubou-san posted:

Banned for posting banana Bart.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 20:02

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CainFortea posted:

Things I have heard said out loud by a British person.

"You just rub the cut end of a clove of garlic on the inside of a salad bowl because you don't want too much flavor"

"You don't want the marshmallow in the s'more to be gooey"

They have played us for absolute fools!

# ? Sep 18, 2023 20:13

Guillermus: Dec 28, 2009

Sound on
https://i.imgur.com/m875jXR.mp4

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kalel: Jun 19, 2012

Zetsubou-san posted:

same

# ? Sep 18, 2023 20:36

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Elfface posted:

We can't look down on many countries' food, but USA is absolutely one of them.

Also cherry pie and apple pie are native British.

Maybe if you're talking white Midwesterners but otherwise, lol no

# ? Sep 18, 2023 20:59

LookieLoo: Feb 10, 2011

OwlFancier posted:

The issue was they were saying it was beef and it took people a while to find out. I'd deffo eat horse.

You taking about Britain or Australia this time?

# ? Sep 18, 2023 21:03

Modal Auxiliary: Jan 14, 2005

Zetsubou-san posted:

RIP Oolong, gone but never forgotten.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 21:12

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/EKee5JE.mp4

beep-beep car is go posted:

Banned for posting banana Bart.

Bartnana

# ? Sep 18, 2023 21:29

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maybealabia posted:

I guess

I really always thought it was mostly just "travel to foreign countries and encounter novel pathogens" coupled with Americans not being able to afford to go anywhere except MAYBE next door to Mexico

Nothing about Mexican food per se, but I guess if you don't eat spices and then suddenly eat a lot, your GI tract might rebel

That was exactly my theory tbh. Bunch of Patty and Selmas going to Tijuana on spring break in 1956 and coming home with stories about halapeenos and hotel bathrooms

# ? Sep 18, 2023 21:29

ponzicar: Mar 17, 2008

Doesn't every Midwestern truck stop have a whole shelf of hot sauces with names like Satan's Mouth Destroyer and Old Pappy's rear end Blaster?

# ? Sep 18, 2023 21:35

Bogmonster: Oct 17, 2007; The Bogey is a philosopher who knows

Luv me pies

Luv me beans

'ate septic grub

(not racial, just don't loike it)

# ? Sep 18, 2023 21:37

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Beef Wellington being on the low tier is a-tier trolling.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 21:41

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Android Apocalypse posted:

Beef Wellington being on the low tier is a-tier trolling.

Same with the national dish being mid. Chicken tikka masala is literally the most commonly-ordered food in Britain lol

# ? Sep 18, 2023 21:44

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Bogmonster posted:

All of this is legit great.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 21:46

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Bogmonster posted:

where does chip butty fit into this?

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:00

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Bogmonster posted:

I would demolish every single one of these beige items

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CuriousSymptoms posted:

I would demolish every single one of these beige items

comment on british pornhub

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:04

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Bogmonster posted:

Luv me pies

Luv me beans

'ate septic grub

(not racial, just don't loike it)

pasties are absolutely top tier this whole list is hosed

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:06

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Bogmonster posted:

Luv me pies

Can�t argue with this.

Edit : where�s (veggie for me) sausage chips and gravy? Rubbish list,burn it.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:12

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Android Apocalypse posted:

Beef Wellington being on the low tier is a-tier trolling.

I will fight whatever dickhead doesn't like haggis or black pudding.

Or lancashire hotpot wtf it's casserole who the gently caress is too good for casserole?

Cornish pasty is also not mid, it's great.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:13

CainFortea: Oct 15, 2004

black pudding is neither black nor pudding.

It's also disgusting.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:15

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

CainFortea posted:

black pudding is neither black nor pudding.

It's also disgusting.

Of course it's black, it should be black as pitch, are you confusing it with red or white pudding?

It's delicious, got lots of flavour, lots of iron, good for you.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:16

CainFortea: Oct 15, 2004

OwlFancier posted:

Of course it's black, it should be black as pitch, are you confusing it with red or white pudding?

It's just a very very dark red

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:16

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

I mean if you want to be fussy you can say that about all instances of the colour black but we still use the word.

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I dont have my color grader open but that looks pretty functionally black

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Milo and POTUS posted:

comment on british pornhub

This salvaged the last three pages, thnx

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:22

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

OwlFancier posted:

I mean if you want to be fussy you can say that about all instances of the colour black but we still use the word.

You remind me of when my friend's mom gave me a long lecture in a carpool about how the color "black" or "white" cannot be my favorite color because of technicality.

I was 5.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:23

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Behkin butteh

Bluddy 'ell, Bahbra

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:31

Drone_Fragger: May 9, 2007

If British people have no culture and british food "sucks", how come I'm eating the most British food possible, a kebab meat, pea and mayonnaise pizza? Checkmate americans

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:43

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

All food is bad, actually. Just revolting organic goop you shove in your disgusting head cavity.

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Guillermus posted:

Sound on
https://i.imgur.com/m875jXR.mp4

This is loving incredible.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:58

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