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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

SomethingBeautiful posted:

jealous of that drip?

Yes. Wish I had $20K to blow on fortnite skins

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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
A human wife? Heh, no, I'm married to my job now *logs into fortnight*

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
the only online multiplayer type game I ever played was world of warcraft because a buddy got me a free five day trial and it was the most boring 97 hours of my life

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

getting divorced over digital skins

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

AxGrap posted:

No but there are some restaurant supply stores you don't need a license for and buying in bulk is amazing.

We have one of those but I ain't got tje room inside for stuff and I dont think its really cold enough...only gets into the 40s and 50s mostly in the winter and its wet as gently caress and all the ants and rats try to get in

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!

Buddykins posted:

getting divorced over digital skins

you wish

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

triple sulk posted:

you're not wrong, but i've also seen roles open for months on end which is also just how things are now

it's miserable

yep

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

yeah i just ruin my relationships the old school way

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Bilirubin posted:

for me its goin skiing, but as long as we all have a reason to love the snowy season

Snow is a thing that happens on hills in the distance

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

epic probably make so much goddamn money off fortnite

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Buddykins posted:

epic probably make so much goddamn money off fortnite

deep thoughts with buddykins

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
I tried fortnight for like a week, not for me. But I do like that style of shooter. Sneak around for 15 mins trying not to get got then maybe get a kill when the circle gets small enough to have to engage.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

the guns sound impactful at least

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Buddykins posted:

epic probably make so much goddamn money off fortnite

I bet they do

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Buddykins posted:

how else are you going to have goku and master chief at the same time

For over ten years I thought the Halo character was named "Master Chef" and he was a badass cook like Steven Segal in Under Siege

(no, I never played it)

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

what thread am i in

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

triple sulk posted:

it's astounding how hard it is for people to respond to emails in 2023. slack was a mistake

Whenever I deal with people at work, be it private individuals, businesses, the state, or the feds, ive come to accept that me reaching out about anything thru any channel may as well be a loving cold call

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Beached Whale posted:

One of my partners friends recently divorced their husband over $20,000 he had racked up in credit card debt from buying Fortnite skins. When they asked him why he had to buy so many skins he said he "had to have that drip"

drat, tell hoots he has my condolences

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Nonsense posted:

We're not going to elect a President who's a member of congress for a long long time. It's going to be governors again like it was 70s-90s

and Trump is technically never been a member of Congress.

Only one sitting member of the House of Representatives has ever been elected president: James A. Garfield in 1880.

Abraham Lincoln wasn't in office at the time, but his most recent political office at the time he was elected president was also in the House.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

goth smoking cloves posted:

Meanwhile all of you went into the same or more debt to go to college and have pretty much the same to show for it (nothing)

Nope, I amde my parents and the feds and state pay for it lmao

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



obviously not nearly as ominous as some undergraduate getting a little wrapped around the axle about a professor using a twenty-years-out-of-date term for some transgender-related topic

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

My dear spouse, I don't see skin color

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

missouri seems just as bad as florida

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


goth smoking cloves posted:

Meanwhile all of you went into the same or more debt to go to college and have pretty much the same to show for it (nothing)

I got a community college degree for less than half of what that guy paid for game clothes

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

um theyre not game clothes old man they are called skins

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Buddykins posted:

missouri seems just as bad as florida

It is a part of America, yes

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Buddykins posted:

digital skins

is this how atomwaffen rebranded?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Buddykins posted:

epic probably make so much goddamn money off fortnite

Fortnite had 2.85 million concurrent individual users playing at the same time the 2nd weekend of this newest season.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Buddykins posted:

um theyre not game clothes old man they are called skins

they're fake nerd clothes

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Mr Hootington posted:

Yes. Wish I had $20K to blow on fortnite skins

Just take it out in credit card debt like that guy.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

For over ten years I thought the Halo character was named "Master Chef" and he was a badass cook like Steven Segal in Under Siege

(no, I never played it)

Sometimes I want to sound like I decayed into pop culture irreverence quickly, so I call him Halo and the computer lady Alexa.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Buddykins posted:

the guns sound impactful at least

usually it's the bullets

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

everything is meaningless money isnt real just let the guy buy the loving skins

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Buddykins posted:

um theyre not game clothes old man they are called skins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1TAzlmaM-Y

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Depending on the skins on his account that guy could make back more than $20k lol

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

tacodaemon posted:

obviously not nearly as ominous as some undergraduate getting a little wrapped around the axle about a professor using a twenty-years-out-of-date term for some transgender-related topic



They probably used flames throwers because they want to be ironic (sincere) to the book Fahrenheit 451.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

when is donald trump getting added to fortnite

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Buddykins posted:

everything is meaningless money isnt real just let the guy buy the loving skins

His wife, "I like to eat."

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Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

mens whites activists

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