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Brutakas: Oct 10, 2012; Farewell, marble-dwellers!

Wigan Kebab and Smack Barm Pey Wet

"What's pey wet mate?"

"What's pey wet? In Wigan, it's as good as gravy. It's the water off the peas."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_oIys5KS4A

It'd be up for trying it once, I guess.

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Velocity Raptor: Jul 27, 2007; I MADE A PROMISE
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Zetsubou-san posted:

K-Bart

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Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Bananart

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Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

bArt

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox-bR8jHpqQ

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CuriousSymptoms: Jul 18, 2004; Those Goddamn Rainbows Are At It Again

Milo and POTUS posted:

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actual lol

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Foxfire_: Nov 8, 2010

maybealabia posted:

I really always thought it was mostly just "travel to foreign countries and encounter novel pathogens" coupled with Americans not being able to afford to go anywhere except MAYBE next door to Mexico

Nothing about Mexican food per se, but I guess if you don't eat spices and then suddenly eat a lot, your GI tract might rebel

Also fermentable fiber. Going from nothing to lots of beans takes an adjustment period

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Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Guillermus posted:

Sound on
https://i.imgur.com/m875jXR.mp4

edit: also :lol:

Milo and POTUS posted:

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Pennywise the Frown has a new favorite as of 00:14 on Sep 19, 2023

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Brutakas posted:

Wigan Kebab and Smack Barm Pey Wet

Came here to post this. This video always makes me laugh.

I would absolutely demolish both of those foods, too.

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TremorX: Jan 19, 2001; All Hail Big Hairy Mike

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Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
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TremorX posted:

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Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

TremorX posted:

lol

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FEMA summer camp: Jan 22, 2006

TremorX posted:

Whoever made this did a great job

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Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

LifeSunDeath posted:

where does chip butty fit into this?

it fits in my mouf

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Fried Watermelon: Dec 29, 2008

Shamefully missing the Toast sandwich

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

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sick of Applebees: Nov 7, 2008

They didn't, just the tier it's on goes higher than the forum renders

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Wolfechu: May 2, 2009; All the world's a stage I'm going through

Drone_Fragger posted:

If British people have no culture and british food "sucks", how come I'm eating the most British food possible, a kebab meat, pea and mayonnaise pizza? Checkmate americans

Mayo to class it up a bit, make it clear you're not just some lout. Salad cream if you no longer care what they think

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Agents are GO!: Dec 29, 2004

FFT posted:

Hell that sounds like less of a hassle since you can get a jump without going nose-to-nose.

Yeah instead it's

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Brutakas posted:

Wigan Kebab and Smack Barm Pey Wet

"What's pey wet mate?"

"What's pey wet? In Wigan, it's as good as gravy. It's the water off the peas."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_oIys5KS4A

It'd be up for trying it once, I guess.

In case you missed this, this video is incredible. Bust out laughing loudly when the pey wet showed up.

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Bogmonster: Oct 17, 2007; The Bogey is a philosopher who knows

Pey wet seems like a weird northerner joke that got out of hand

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Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

You'd think a Bogey would be all in on pey wet.

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Philippe posted:

Considering author Chuck Palahniuk was in the closet at the time he wrote Fight Club, this is accurate. :eng101:

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i own every Bionicle: Oct 23, 2005; cstm ttle? kthxbye

I Am Crake posted:

In case you missed this, this video is incredible. Bust out laughing loudly when the pey wet showed up.

I�ve watched it five times now. It�s like everything is a different arrangement of flour, potatoes, ground meat, and peas. Fascinating

https://twitter.com/inwardsinparis/status/1169622160404615168?s=46

# ? Sep 19, 2023 14:17

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

i own every Bionicle posted:

I�ve watched it five times now. It�s like everything is a different arrangement of flour, potatoes, ground meat, and peas. Fascinating

The same can be said about most cuisines. Maybe some use rice more than potatoes and different legumes over peas.

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Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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This is my own personal bias, but I hate when carrots are just cut into straight circles.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 14:33

mystes: May 31, 2006

Brawnfire posted:

This is my own personal bias, but I hate when carrots are just cut into straight circles.

What do you prefer? Paysanne? Brunoise? Roll cut?

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Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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乱切り

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mystes: May 31, 2006

Yeah that's a roll cut

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Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

mystes posted:

Roll cut?

Huh. Gotta try that next time I do carrots. It's like having a plate of tiny little gombocs

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Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

mystes posted:

What do you prefer? Paysanne? Brunoise? Roll cut?

Raw

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Modal Auxiliary: Jan 14, 2005

Brawnfire posted:

乱切り

Julienne is also acceptable.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 14:43

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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mystes posted:

Yeah that's a roll cut

I know! Crazy, right?

# ? Sep 19, 2023 14:45

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

CainFortea posted:

Also peeling an avocado with a potato peeler

Come on, be fair. That shouldn't be possible.

I mean, it shouldn't be attempted, either, but if you tried anyway on a ripe avacado it wouldn't be firm enough and it would be obvious you were doing something wrong. Those people were sabotaged by the ingredient procurement team.

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Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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The proper way to prepare avocado is to insert the nozzle of a compressed air line into the peel at one end and point the other end at a bowl full of garlic and lime juice.

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Brawnfire posted:

The proper way to prepare avocado is to insert the nozzle of a compressed air line into the peel at one end and point the other end at a bowl full of garlic and lime juice.

I like to cook em over over easy so that the yolk is still nice and crunchy when you bite into it.

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