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I'm loving these incredibly problematic to eat sandwiches. https://v.redd.it/67taxltix0pb1/DASH_720.mp4  
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Where does the bread come out??
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Sep 19, 2023 08:26
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I'm hoping it's at high speed through that waist high hatch, pointy end first.
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Sep 19, 2023 09:06
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Charles Leclerc posted:Where does the bread come out?? i think the metal square in the middle i want to see the insides to see how they are stored
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Sep 19, 2023 12:57
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It’s a spring loaded bread magazine.
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Sep 19, 2023 13:14
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LifeSunDeath posted:I'm loving these incredibly problematic to eat sandwiches.
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Sep 19, 2023 13:41
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Zanael posted:I had doubts in the middle, then it looked ok after getting toasted, but then it got weird. Stop at the toast part and I'd probably enjoy that, maybe with a little less stupid sauces but that's a personal preference of mine That's the case of a lot of these idiotic foods. They look decent at some point and then it always keeps going on and on.
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Sep 19, 2023 13:48
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Obnoxipus posted:
This kinda looks like when I was at my fittest and would just microwave chocolate protein powder, sweetener, and water until it formed a spongey cake thing. Slathered in peanut butter that was… alright
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Sep 19, 2023 13:48
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Non Compos Mentis posted:i think the metal square in the middle I'm hoping it's like the PzH 2000 on the inside, with rotating magazine and hydraulic feed mechanism.
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Sep 19, 2023 13:49
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A baguette ballista fires the bread with deadly accuracy, impaling the unwary. This machine dispenses pain.
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Sep 19, 2023 14:09
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Brawnfire posted:A baguette ballista fires the bread with deadly accuracy, impaling the unwary. This machine dispenses pain. 
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Sep 19, 2023 14:11
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Antigravitas posted:I'm hoping it's like the PzH 2000 on the inside, with rotating magazine and hydraulic feed mechanism. It obviously fires like a CAESAR (non we didn’t think of the acronym first)
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Sep 19, 2023 14:12
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Brawnfire posted:A baguette ballista fires the bread with deadly accuracy, impaling the unwary. This machine dispenses pain. Sir, we're going to knead you to stop with the puns.
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Sep 19, 2023 14:14
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Brawnfire posted:A baguette ballista fires the bread with deadly accuracy, impaling the unwary. This machine dispenses pain. No. 6 posted:Sir, we're going to knead you to stop with the puns. Y'all need to rise above these terrible jokes.
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Sep 19, 2023 14:34
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LifeSunDeath posted:I'm loving these incredibly problematic to eat sandwiches.
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Sep 19, 2023 14:52
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Zanael posted:I had doubts in the middle, then it looked ok after getting toasted, but then it got weird. Stop at the toast part and I'd probably enjoy that, maybe with a little less stupid sauces but that's a personal preference of mine At that point why not dispense with the bread (which has lost its structural function) and make it just a plate of "oops, only goop"
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Sep 19, 2023 15:12
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It’s like humanity has collectively forgotten what bread is for
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Sep 19, 2023 15:16
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steinrokkan posted:At that point why not dispense with the bread (which has lost its structural function) and make it just a plate of "oops, only goop" Perhaps we should be asking why they can't make croutons and put it in a Big Gulp of goop.
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Sep 19, 2023 15:21
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The Earl of Sandwich just smearing poo poo tons of sauce all over the card table, what the gently caress what the gently caress IS THIS poo poo
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Sep 19, 2023 15:21
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Data Graham posted:It’s like humanity has collectively forgotten what bread is for Sandwiches are the invention of the idle rich.
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Sep 19, 2023 15:24
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There are a lot of people out there who just like the mess and I don't really understand them. Scandinavia has its tradition of open-face sandwiches that never had a chance to begin with. Everything's gonna spill everywhere.Charles Leclerc posted:Where does the bread come out?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVDJs2YAoHw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpWZk3ucWrw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez6vO-hkQiU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhQBi7MBisc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGVn7XTOdYc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL9emmbo4rQ Apparently there's a lot of different models.
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Sep 19, 2023 15:31
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Sep 19, 2023 15:32
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Nein, danke.
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Sep 19, 2023 15:34
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Doch, doch!
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Sep 19, 2023 15:39
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When my friend flew over I made her bring like five of those scharf curry ketchups, highly recommend
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Sep 19, 2023 15:47
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Sep 19, 2023 16:25
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That's just la vie française
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Sep 19, 2023 16:36
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This ketchup is Hella Würzung, dude
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Sep 19, 2023 17:27
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Das nästy
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Sep 19, 2023 18:05
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Charles Leclerc posted:Where does the bread come out?? 3d printed from the circle under the roof of the machine.
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Sep 19, 2023 18:06
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SlothfulCobra posted:Scandinavia has its tradition of open-face sandwiches that never had a chance to begin with. Everything's gonna spill everywhere. You know you’re supposed to eat Danish smørrebrød or Swedish landgång with a fork and knife, right? This is a landgång (gangeway, like the thing on a ship). A transverse slice of a loaf of bread. Beetroot salad with meatballs, shrimp with hard boiled egg and mayo, roast beef with potato salad and fried onions, and for some reason some fruit. Old fashioned, but never gone. 
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Sep 19, 2023 21:07
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Thanks I hate it
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Sep 19, 2023 21:39
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I bet these turn your dookie neon green like the Halloween whopper did a few years ago
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Sep 19, 2023 21:45
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I once took a very practical art class, and one of the tip my painting teacher gave me, which has stuck with me forever since, is that, if you need black in a painting, make your black out of colours you are already using. You can always make an almost black out of all kinds of other colours. Don't use actual black because it's nearly always dirty, unnatural and muddy looking. This feels even more applicable to foods that are "black"
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Sep 19, 2023 22:09
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Those lava balls look rad af
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Sep 19, 2023 22:11
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welcome to hell, you must be starving, please eat!
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Sep 19, 2023 22:26
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Smørrebrød kicks rear end. The main food at my wedding was about half a dozen different variations of Smørrebrød so that everyone had a topping to their liking. The only topping the caterer suggested that we vetoed was eel. No one likes eel except the Anglos and no Anglos were invited.
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Sep 19, 2023 22:29
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maybealabia posted:Those lava balls look rad af Yeah I'd call that one a success. Appearance wise, they could taste like ash
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Sep 19, 2023 22:32
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The lava balls look like a thin layer of black dough over a red dough, so they probably taste FineTM unless the recipe is really hosed. You're probably going to poo poo neon if you eat them, though.
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