[Trump] I'm OD'd on trump! I turn on the television trump, trump, trump

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(Thread IKs: bebop esq, Virgil Vox, WrasslorMonkey)

how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Lol at offering to buy the pregnant woman a drink

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CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

Dog Faced JoJo posted:

Wait, she's giving out public handjobs on the first date?

lmao, this story is insane

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:00

WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

Bethamphetamine posted:

Boebert and Gallagher were kicked out of the theatre by ushers - with an embarrassed Gallagher offering to buy the pregnant woman cocktails by way of apology.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:02

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

External Organs posted:

Lol at offering to buy the pregnant woman a drink

it�s called MANNARS

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:02

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Dog Faced JoJo posted:

Wait, she's giving out public handjobs on the first date?

She probably also hosed him afterward

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:03

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

who is father ???

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:03

WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

Bethamphetamine posted:

She probably also hosed him afterward

oh most definitely

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:05

WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

i got a sixer once for sayng that boebert looked like shed be fun in the sack and looks like i was right take that mods

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:06

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Thread is dangerously close to getting horny but the news itself is horny...

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:07

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Ronald Dump

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:07

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Let us remain philosophical in our discussions of theater handys

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:07

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I am not horny over the plinkey perma if that is what you mean

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:08

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

External Organs posted:

Thread is dangerously close to getting horny but the news itself is horny...

We need to shut it all down until we figure out what's going on

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:08

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

B...but her politics

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:09

mad.radhu: Jan 8, 2006; Fun Shoe

Good morning

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:09

Ham Cheeks: Nov 18, 2012; Feeling hammy

hello Posting Pals!

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:10

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

External Organs posted:

Thread is dangerously close to getting horny but the news itself is horny...

We can turn down the temperature by reminding everyone Boebert gave everybody at her restaurant explosive bloody diarrhea

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:10

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

External Organs posted:

Thread is dangerously close to getting horny but the news itself is horny...

America is all blood and lust and buddy we�re all outta blood

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:10

Toph Bei Fong: Feb 29, 2008

Inspector Hound posted:

B...but her politics

Separate the art from the artist

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:11

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Why Lauren Boebert's first date antics aligns with libertarian interpretations of the Socratic method [23:49][NSFW]

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:11

Ham Cheeks: Nov 18, 2012; Feeling hammy

External Organs posted:

He was eventually elected senator so he moved out

working hard, Mr Hallucinating Senator!

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:12

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

WarMECH posted:

i got a sixer once for sayng that boebert looked like shed be fun in the sack and looks like i was right take that mods

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:13

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

External Organs posted:

Lol at offering to buy the pregnant woman a drink

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:13

Ham Cheeks: Nov 18, 2012; Feeling hammy

Buddykins posted:

good morning Buddykins, how are you today?

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:14

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Are we 1000% sure that the guy she was with wasn't Fizfashizzle

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:15

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

Dog Faced JoJo posted:

Wait, she's giving out public handjobs on the first date?

And people say Republicans aren't generous.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:15

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

I'm sad they broke up already

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:16

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

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Are we 1000% sure that the guy she was with wasn't Fizfashizzle

boebert would never touch him, she knows MTG will get her rear end

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:16

Greg Legg: Oct 6, 2004

External Organs posted:

Lol at offering to buy the pregnant woman a drink

It's really funny.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:16

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

Ham Cheeks posted:

good morning Buddykins, how are you today?

drunk and miserable

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:17

Greg Legg: Oct 6, 2004

Sober October Buddykins, I don't know you but I'm in if you are.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:18

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Greg Legg posted:

Sober October Buddykins, I don't know you but I'm in if you are.

october is like the drinkingest month of the year
what madness

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:19

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

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Are we 1000% sure that the guy she was with wasn't Fizfashizzle

he strongly denied it but you can never tell about people

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:23

veepfake: Oct 21, 2005

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:24

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

quote:

A California sheriff's deputy has been fired after he sent a photo of his genitals to a woman he met responding to a 911 call claiming she was suicidal, The Sacramento Bee reported.

Sacramento County Sheriff�s Deputy Patrick Walker responded to the call that was made by the 21-year-old woman's friends, who said she had gone missing and intended to commit suicide. After using his work cellphone to text the woman, deputies located her and checked her into a hospital where she stayed for three days on a mental health hold, the Bee reported.

About a week later, Walker texted the woman to check on her, but the ensuing texts ventured into personal subject matter, with Walker eventually telling her that he wanted to have sex with her. The two agreed that he would pay her $100 for every nude photo she sent him. He also sent her a photo of his penis, the report said.

After she sent him a pornographic video of herself, he blocked her on Facebook Messenger but she then texted him and asked him to send her money, which he did.

Man, cops really need to take classes in basic social skills

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:28

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Wait why'd he block her

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:31

MAGA TRON: Dec 13, 2017

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Wait why'd he block her

he was actually trying to block some dog account and missed.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:33

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

euphronius posted:

what was the alleged defamatory statement plinkey died over

there's a screenshot somewhere around plinkey's death page, but it's a croup post from one of his meltdowns several weeks ago where he says "I'm not necessarily saying plinkey is a pedo but his computer is full of illegal images"

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:38

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Donald trump: union champion

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:39

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

thank you jsut wanted to know for lore reasons

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:39

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