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GABA ghoul posted:Have you guys ever noticed how oddly erotic the SA alien threads are? What’s the point of an alien who can’t gently caress and or suck?
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Brain Curry posted:What’s the point of an alien who can’t gently caress and or suck? They like to watch
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maybealabia posted:They like to watch They never get bored.
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Two orbs at the end of a tic tac.
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drat it. I was gonna go with a spherical 3 orbs on the edge of a body cavity type ref
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LuckyCat posted:Two orbs at the end of a tic tac. code:???
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maybealabia posted:1. Assume a spherical penis never!
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GABA ghoul posted:Have you guys ever noticed how oddly erotic the SA alien threads are? Snowglobe of Doom posted:The sasquatch hunting threads are also oddly erotic, maybe goons just like their piece of strange to be heavy on the strange Thirsty goons are interested in loving almost anything that stands still long enough.
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are sasquatchophiles also furries
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mediaphage posted:are sasquatchophiles also furries Not if Bigfoot is real
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Despite his odor, Bigfoot is a tender lover. So I hear anyways.
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Tarkus posted:Despite his odor, Bigfoot is a tender lover. So I hear anyways. that’s what Drew always said ayuh
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Tarkus posted:Despite his odor, Bigfoot is a tender lover. So I hear anyways. In this thread, we hornypost about aliens, not cryptids. 
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LuckyCat posted:In this thread, we hornypost about aliens, not cryptids. speak for yourself, ive no problem with hirsute lads
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LuckyCat posted:In this thread, we hornypost about aliens, not cryptids. Cryptids from Earth are just somebody else's aliens
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I'll gently caress any kind of abomination, monster, etc. Doesn't need to come from space per se
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LuckyCat posted:In this thread, we hornypost about aliens, not cryptids. There's a huge amount of crossover between the two, such as the Dover Demon which was reported by witnesses at three different locations near Dover, Massachusetts on the nights of April 21 and 22 1977:  It looks a whole lot like an alien to me but it was just (allegedly) running around the woods  Also there's been a whole lot of bigfoot reports with associated UFO sightings and there's a hilarious amount of extremely lovely books for sale on Amazon.com on the subject:     etc etc etcMy favourite is "The UFO/Bigfoot Connection - Our Past, Our Present, Our Hell"   
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:My favourite is "The UFO/Bigfoot Connection - Our Past, Our Present, Our Hell" One of my favorite old covers is this bizarro Bigfoot:   It's basically a rehash of Smith's Strange Abominable Snowmen:   but with a better structure, not just random chapters of Bigfoot cases. IIRC Smith does include some of the classic "hairy biped" UFO cases in this new title.
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Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:One of my favorite old covers is this bizarro Bigfoot: Wanna boop and pet that Bigfoot.
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pet the beast? get released (from this mortal coil)
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aliens stole the missing F-35, erotically
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The sasquatch hunting threads are also oddly erotic, maybe goons just like their piece of strange to be heavy on the strange There's a lady who makes 30k a month selling sasquatch erotica on Kindle direct.
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Alien teens who are good boys deep down didn't mean to crash the F-35 while drinking Skooma. Can't let one little mistake ruin their space college football draft prospects.
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Calling it. Whenever they refer to biologics it is a super advanced version of that demonstration where they got cell neurons to play a game https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2022/10/14/1128875298/brain-cells-neurons-learn-video-game-pong Whether or not it is an alien is something else. But having brains built into planes sounds like something the military would do.
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Rad-daddio posted:There's a lady who makes 30k a month selling sasquatch erotica on Kindle direct. Wow! I got to get back to work on my Loch Ness Monster romance novel (with an alien Nessie).
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Rad-daddio posted:There's a lady who makes 30k a month selling sasquatch erotica on Kindle direct. Does she make that much because she's the only one who writes them or because she's the BEST?
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"I never thought I'd enjoy a sasquatch erotica novel but it really hit all the spots I want in a book. The character development, the plot, the twists, the emotional connection. It felt like Sassy really knew *me* as well, you know?"
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redshirt posted:Wow! I got to get back to work on my Loch Ness Monster romance novel (with an alien Nessie). The Loch Ness erotica market is already deeply saturated  E: lol 
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Those kindle erotica books are usually only a few thousand words long ...... there's a bunch of posters who have written way more words about anal probing and speculating about alien genitals in this thread alone, including me I suppose. To think that instead of shitposting about alien taint here these last few years we could have been creating smutty amazon.com fuckbooks and earning thousands of dollars
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Brb monetizing this thread on Amazon
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at one point there were people running scripts that scrape wikipedia, shittilly format it into an ebook, and then list it for like 30¢, so if you're over here trying to look up some kinda arcane weirdo subject and want details you had to sort that trash out same with listing 1 copy of 1 weird tome and charging $400 bucks for it, probably would never even get that copy
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And then my trembling hands started to move. First on its soft little grey shoulders and then in ever expanding circles. We leaned in and started to kiss. It tasted of strange elements not yet found on the periodic table.
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there's a dude who bought vials of every halogen, you know to get each halide, every kind of salt. and then eat em turns out they all taste weird or absolutely gross as gently caress except sodium chloride
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GABA ghoul posted:And then my trembling hands started to move. First on its soft little grey shoulders and then in ever expanding circles. We leaned in and started to kiss. It tasted of strange elements not yet found on the periodic table. When I was looking up those kindle erotica books for my earlier post I read the sample page on a few of the listings and this post is already WAY better than any of that crap. You need to really dumb down the language and throw in a few spelling mistakes to fit into the genre.
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Honestly I'm amazed and awed by the human spirit that there is Loch Ness Monster erotica.
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redshirt posted:Honestly I'm amazed and awed by the human spirit that there is Loch Ness Monster erotica. Oh we've barely scratched the surface   
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Another masterpiece of graphic design, brought to you by Will Craccy
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