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the last time my dad gamed beyond browser-based stuff and Mario Party was when he tried out TF2 and said it was too fast for him. man paid his dues playing CoD constantly in the late 00s tho
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FirstnameLastname posted:lol love the way dads play rts games
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Charles 2 of Spain posted:I'm a dad and this is extremely accurate. *40x the resources & army as the enemy* IDK. Should I move in? lol, god bless homie.
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:*40x the resources & army as the enemy* IDK. Should I move in? Only once i max out my supply with carriers so I can watch the swarm go ham and slow my cpu to a crawl, good times
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:*40x the resources & army as the enemy* IDK. Should I move in? Oh my god my brother plays like this. I was watching him stream Tiberian Sun and he ended up losing a story mission by getting overwhelmed because the enemy just got free units and he stopped being able to keep up after like 45 mins. Turns out he just had to go in, blow up 1 radar building and that was it but nobody reads the directions
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I can't even imagine my dad playing any video game lol
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Charles 2 of Spain posted:I'm a dad and this is extremely accurate. I'm an uncle and this is how I play Stellaris, my six year old nephew is CAPTIVATED.
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A Moose posted:Oh my god my brother plays like this. I was watching him stream Tiberian Sun and he ended up losing a story mission by getting overwhelmed because the enemy just got free units and he stopped being able to keep up after like 45 mins. Turns out he just had to go in, blow up 1 radar building and that was it but nobody reads the directions I made this same mistake myself lol. Just go, dude. gently caress your feelings
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Heath posted:I can't even imagine my dad playing any video game lol Same. Too old + Irish
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pentyne posted:plinkey landlord stuff, seemed to be openly accepted by everyone, there weren't any pushback or denials that it was a joke lmao
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Same. Too old + Irish honestly same, but dad is Colombian too scared to ask. Fly your planes bro.. do what you gotta do. I don't care if you came to the states in the 70s.
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:honestly same, but dad is Colombian Mysterious foreign dads ftw
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My old man was very very late to gaming, he spent years complaining my brother and I played them but when he got a hold of Simpsons Hit and Run my mom couldn't get the controller away from him is RTS dad in starcraft going all photon cannons in every possible square inch of your base? my friend did that poo poo so much i refused to play 2v2 with him because the two opponents would just run in and blow up my army and base every time i've recently become a dad and i don't think i can go full photon cannon base yet
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Servaetes posted:My old man was very very late to gaming, he spent years complaining my brother and I played them but when he got a hold of Simpsons Hit and Run my mom couldn't get the controller away from him drat your dad and teenager me had the same strat, nobody could get anywhere close until my carriers were ready to roll out 
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Mysterious foreign dads ftw
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Mysterious foreign dads ftw
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my dad did doom and quake speedruns
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addendum to the cat question a few pages back. here's the little dipshit in question. he has mastered the fine art of mustard gassing an entire room with his stinky kitten shits and ineffectually kicking some litter over his warcrime. we're looking forward to 3 more days when his quarantine ends and he gets to move on to things like eating the other cat's tail/food, getting stuck on top of a door frame, and tripping over his own tail chasing the laser pointer.  pets rule.
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Tenkaris posted:Only once i max out my supply with carriers so I can watch the swarm go ham and slow my cpu to a crawl, good times  Saving before every attack, base defense and exploration, a new file every 5 minutes.
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NoiseAnnoys posted:addendum to the cat question a few pages back. Nice cat.
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PinheadSlim posted:Stinky
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Good work, Stinky.
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Kittens are furnaces that turn food into play and poop. They all take rancid shits that they try to bury for 20 minutes.
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we named him uhlíček (little coal thing) because he looked like the little balls of soot in spirited away, but now the name ironically refers to what we need to surround him with to contain the odors.FuturePastNow posted:Kittens are furnaces that turn food into play and poop. They all take rancid shits that they try to bury for 20 minutes. when buddy got dewormed, he tried to bury his diarrhea squirts and ended up doing a jackson pollock all over the tile bathroom he's quarantined in. NoiseAnnoys fucked around with this message at 12:54 on Sep 20, 2023 |
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NoiseAnnoys posted:
you call that a cat?! Well, you're right. And a cute one at that.
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almost named one of my new cats Uchiyamada because he sniffs women's butts all the time, was balding when I got him, loves baths and was teaching at a middle school where his pride and joy car was repeatedly destroyed due to wacky hijinks.
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almost called my cat Adolf because they made a failed attempt to seize power from the German government in the 1920s
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a cat named slur
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:a cat named slur Hello Mr. Lovecraft
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Ahhhh! Help me lovecraft's cat!
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:a cat named slur i don't like this johnny cash cover one bit
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:almost called my cat Adolf because they made a failed attempt to seize power from the German government in the 1920s My Struggle (To Be Fed 20 Minutes Earlier Every Morning)
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friend: "aww what's his name" me: "Barbie" friend: "aww a boy cat named like a little Barbie doll that's so cute he's such a confident man!!" me watching my cat hunt down a neighboring gang of marxist cats in south america: "yeah... yeah that barbie for sure"
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Cranappleberry posted:almost named one of my new cats Uchiyamada because he sniffs women's butts all the time, was balding when I got him, loves baths and was teaching at a middle school where his pride and joy car was repeatedly destroyed due to wacky hijinks. i know it’s a totally different series but i always imagine him as a crossover between gto and nichijiou https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og7keTYM79I
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:a cat named slur my grandpa from mississippi did that with his black cat
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:my grandpa from mississippi did that with his black cat My grandpa also did this
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kingcobweb posted:friend: "aww what's his name"
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