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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Bilirubin posted:

Is Summer also located on a river?

To the book barn with you, you are powerless here

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

车火

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

big mean giraffe posted:

No one point out the big block of text in the image he posted that says it usually ends at the beginning of September

this mfer reading pfc posts

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


big mean giraffe posted:

No one point out the big block of text in the image he posted that says it usually ends at the beginning of September

The end of Summer is clearly noted there for this year, September 23rd

TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory
fall starts when u trip

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


UFOTacoMan posted:

this mfer reading pfc posts

to the book barn with him!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

habba is not a criminal attorney iirc

maybe

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

mdemone posted:

They're not even going to put on a defense, I would bet.

the best defense is a good offense
:smugdon:

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

the Gregorian calendar isn’t real idiot

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Bilirubin posted:

to the book barn with him!

lol you're a Harry Potter cop

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

euphronius posted:

Habba told Fox News’ Shannon Bream last month that the former president was so confident he would be vindicated that he’s not even preparing for his various trials. “If it was a normal person, honestly Shannon, I could understand the concern,” she said, adding that “You don’t have to prep much when you’ve done nothing wrong.”

omg

lol he has the worst loving attorneys

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
to the tune of "Wave of Mutilation" by the Pixies

painful urination
painful urination
painful urination
pain
pain

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

thinking he’s going to club fed when he up on 50 felonies in Georgia

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Yes, Jeffrey, I will accept the heavy responsibility of probating people for using the sorting hat wrong

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib

Ben Nerevarine posted:

the Gregorian calendar isn’t real idiot

we use the discordian calendar here

Today is Pungenday, the 44th day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3189

praise Bob

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

euphronius posted:

thinking he’s going to club fed when he up on 50 felonies in Georgia

If he is convicted in both state and federal cases, they'll put him in federal prison, which would be probably the right decision all things considered

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

TheWevel posted:

fall starts when u trip

the fall starts in Eden

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
prez thinking about how he can smuggle his make up into prison

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

mdemone posted:

If he is convicted in both state and federal cases, they'll put him in federal prison, which would be probably the right decision all things considered

is that the custom ?

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

mdemone posted:

If he is convicted in both state and federal cases, they'll put him in federal prison, which would be probably the right decision all things considered

imagining trump leading a prison gang (gang) is an amazing mental image

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Gonna hit the pool later on today, maybe grill up some hamburgers. It's summertime.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Trpm

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



which year of law school do you learn this one in


tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

UFOTacoMan posted:

prez thinking about how he can smuggle his make up into prison

im trying to imagine a non-painted trump but i cant do it

i can kinda imagine is the shade of his sickly looking hands or butthole eyes extrapolated across all his skin, but even this is hard to picture

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

tacodaemon posted:

which year of law school do you learn this one in




You can just file anything huh

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

that’s probably a family law case

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

tacodaemon posted:

which year of law school do you learn this one in




O poo poo waddup now comes the plaintiff boi!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Greg Legg posted:

This is my third autumn where our family lives now and it's just the loving best. Halloween, Thanksgiving, all the colors. It's so good.

Agreed. I need to make another trip to Hocking Hills in SE Ohio when the foliage starts changing. It's a beautiful area if you've never been.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

thank you for the authoritative citation to Calendarr.com

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

we all already know your googling skills are severely lacking

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

man with no children confused about seasons

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I can't hear you. I'm relaxing in the pool, as one does in the Summer.

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





billy

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

euphronius posted:

man with no children confused about seasons

Starting to think he was never a child either??! Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cryptid.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Nice of the local board to schedule this event for the fall (September 30th) instead of the summer (now)

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://apnews.com/article/dont-say-gay-georgia-batman-187446af4b03ac9a4b8fc4757852b446



triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



have a fourth interview today, probably reiterating some of the same poo poo but with different people, this time it's devs. also the recruiter won't answer my email when i ask for clarifying info or if this is the final step, so i'm sure there's like 1-2 more beyond this if it doesn't fall apart here. the job is probably anywhere from a 30-50k pay cut. kill me

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

that is too many interviews

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



euphronius posted:

that is too many interviews

one company shot me down after six. i knew by the fourth or fifth i didn't wanna work there (and after all was said and done this was still true) but i figured i'd finish it in case i was truly desperate and they made an offer, and they still shot me down. lol

every process is like this now

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