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Dick Fontaine posted:kinda seems like your plan is the haul this mouse out into a place where it will be lost and panicking and then die from starvation or predation i love it when a plan comes together
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Can't play Stardew. Missing peoples' birthdays stress me out too much. I GOTTA MAKE A STRAWBERRY CAKE BY WHEN?!?
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Sep 20, 2023 20:29
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im going to execute the mouse for seditious treason.
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if you don't want him in your place then your only option is to build the mouse a house
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Sep 20, 2023 20:33
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Hollismason posted:There are no 3000 foot cliffs near me. Up to 3000 feet
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Sep 20, 2023 20:34
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Up to 3000 feet how high up can a catapult fling a mouse
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:im going to execute the mouse for seditious treason. a bunch of rats destroyed a quail nest and ate the entire quail family in my front yard like 15 years ago, that was a scorched earth summer for those assholes
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Sep 20, 2023 20:35
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spinning up my houses productive output to focus solely on the destruction of mousekind. it's total war
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Sep 20, 2023 20:36
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the only humane method to treat a captured mouse is to teach it how to rehabilitate itself into society by teaching it trade skills, treating it both mentally and physically, and support him after its incarceration
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AARD VARKMAN posted:how high up can a catapult fling a mouse IIRC Literally A Person was working on this very problem some time ago
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or ransom it back to the mousekind and trade it for the mousekind PoWs
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My cat used to break their legs one by one, some real twisted poo poo
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:My cat used to break their legs one by one, some real twisted poo poo good cat
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Okay if I capture the mouse I will make a thread with a poll on what to do. I just figured letting him go at the beach was the best option.
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op, have you considered sealing up your walls so the mouse has a humane place to live it’s mousy little life? they don’t live too long and if you use caulk you won’t have to worry about the smell when it’s all over
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Dick Fontaine posted:op, have you considered sealing up your walls so the mouse has a humane place to live it’s mousy little life? they don’t live too long and if you use caulk you won’t have to worry about the smell when it’s all over lmao
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I'm not sure how it got in to begin with. I haven't seen it for like 2 days though
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:My cat used to break their legs one by one, some real twisted poo poo sicko
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Hollismason posted:I'm not sure how it got in to begin with. I haven't seen it for like 2 days though its too late op it already fulfilled its mission and will be stinking up your walls any minute
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incidentally, have you considered getting a cat op? one of the greatest permutations of intellignent life on earth?
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AARD VARKMAN posted:its too late op it already fulfilled its mission and will be stinking up your walls any minute It's a small mouse it probably won't smell thay bad if it is dead.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:incidentally, have you considered getting a cat op? one of the greatest permutations of intellignent life on earth? I emailed a shelter but they haven't gotten back to me but yeah I'm going to probably adopt a cat.
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Hollismason posted:It's a small mouse it probably won't smell thay bad if it is dead. that's a real confident statement
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Official GBS Cat Thread
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:incidentally, have you considered getting a cat op? one of the greatest permutations of intellignent life on earth? op two weeks later: Well I put up the humane trap for the cat. Going to release it in the desert later.
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Smashmouth eat teh mouse
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AARD VARKMAN posted:op two weeks later: Well I put up the humane trap for the cat. Going to release it in the desert later. The mouse would enjoy the beach!
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real q-continuum-rear end vibe in this thread right now. just replace the mouse with some rando starfleet captain
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I'm at the doctor and some lady is demanding to speak to a manager because of a HIPPA violation
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mice live at the beach here and they look like they’re chillin probably live better than i do, no work stress
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I knew mice lived at the beach!
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lol what the gently caress are you doing trying to be humane to vermin op
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:incidentally, have you considered getting a cat op? one of the greatest permutations of intellignent life on earth? Yup. Cats are an excellent cop, it’s a stone cold fact.
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it's never just one mouse op
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I didn't want to murder it with a trap because I did that one time and it didn't kill the mouse and the mouse just bled all over my kitchen. I didn't want to use poison because I didn't want it.to stink. Imma capture and release.
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maybe the mouse will find some nice turtle eggs to snack on at the beach
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we got one in the attic once and trapped and released it our cats went absolutely ape when we brought the trap down from the crawl space into the house. it made little chirp and squeak sounds as it moved around and was cute, and the cats swarmed below like sharks with huge eyes and their full attention absorbed on what was in the cage
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Luvcow posted:it's never just one mouse op this https://www.amazon.com/Tomcat-03615...s%2C110&sr=8-10 I've never had any of them bleed with these plastic snap traps and it seems to reliably quickly get the job done I found a skeleton in some insulation which they were nesting in last week 
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perhaps you could offer the mouse up to an owl and gain a cool familiar
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