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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


sorry about your groceries hollismason

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Hollismason posted:

Goddamn grocery store said they were shopping for my groceries 2 hours ago. Yet i wanted them delivered at 6. I don't want my groceries just hanging out at the grocery store for 2 hours getting warm. This is bullshit.

They usually have a refrigerated area they keep them in but now your tomatoes will taste like butt.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I just said gently caress it and am now cooking bacon to make a bacon sandwich with mustard

digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

journey into Kirk's unknown


I just came across the new Aesop Rock vid from his new album and it's been designed to be giffed, just made these two and there are a ton more I could pull out





the dude knows his audience, song is pretty good too, tempted to make the first one my av

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Hollismason posted:

Goddamn grocery store said they were shopping for my groceries 2 hours ago. Yet i wanted them delivered at 6. I don't want my groceries just hanging out at the grocery store for 2 hours getting warm. This is bullshit.

they're adding extra mice

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Jasmine Mice, 5lb bag

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Ruby Gloom posted:

they're adding extra mice

I DONT WANT ANY MORE MICE

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Ruby Gloom posted:

they're adding extra mice


AARD VARKMAN posted:

Jasmine Mice, 5lb bag

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


"hello supermarket? no, no I asked for a bag of crushed ICE..."

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Hollismason posted:

a bacon sandwich with mustard

:goofy:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

a mouse et everything else :shrug:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Bacon Sandwiches with mustard loving rule and I'll die on this hill.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i hear they aint got mice up in minnesota. instead one day you turn on the lights and see a walleye slither under your fridge

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


AARD VARKMAN posted:

i hear they aint got mice up in minnesota. instead one day you turn on the lights and see a walleye slither under your fridge

My basement is lousy with them
Ate all the hostas in the yard too

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

digitalist posted:

I just came across the new Aesop Rock vid from his new album and it's been designed to be giffed, just made these two and there are a ton more I could pull out





the dude knows his audience, song is pretty good too, tempted to make the first one my av

I like it and the music

digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

journey into Kirk's unknown


satanic splash-back posted:

I like it and the music

I might have to throw some money at the blinky vinyl





:rock:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I had a screen door that was poorly installed and it had a small space at the bottom between the door and frame.

Never thought much of it till that hot Summer night I'm walking by inside and I see a little mouse squeeze through.

He does a double take as he sees me, then squeezed back out.

But after that, nothing was the same...

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


You found my fav without even asking

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

If you can fit a pen through it then a mouse can get through it

Your living space is mouse free because no mouse has tried yet, or you have a pest prevention plan

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

mice when they see a hole larger than a pen

digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

journey into Kirk's unknown


what we need are more powerful cats

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I didn't see the mouse last night and there are no mice on the traps so maybe they're gone.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

kill count at 4 now

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Hollismason the Mouse Killer

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Smugworth posted:

Hollismason the Mouse Killer

his reputation grows more hosed up by the day

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

really more of an attempted mouse killer at this point

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
good morning

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

AARD VARKMAN posted:

good morning

ohayo gozaimouse

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

sup, i just quit my job and am doing absolutely nothing

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

sup, i just quit my job and am doing absolutely nothing

Hell yeah

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I woke up tired as hell feeling like poo poo hungover then I went back to sleep and 20 minutes later Bonesaw meowed pitifully right in my ear and I woke up feeling like a million bucks. You can't explain that.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

sup, i just quit my job and am doing absolutely nothing

gently caress yes. congratulations

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


AARD VARKMAN posted:

good morning

Hi Sid :rolleyes:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i like this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqy6WPSfZSA

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

lol

saw two bald eagles, three northern flickers and four swans this morning

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

he's my idol :kiddo:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

AARD VARKMAN posted:

he's my idol :kiddo:

sid has been on the cover of 45 of the 126 issues of the gbs teen beat magazine

i took the 50 question quiz in the august issue and it told me i was 12% sid and i think about that everyday now

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Luvcow posted:

sid has been on the cover of 45 of the 126 issues of the gbs teen beat magazine

i took the 50 question quiz in the august issue and it told me i was 12% sid and i think about that everyday now

says a lot that sid is the only one you’ll cop up to

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

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Sure, but whats for second breakfast

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