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Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Barking Gecko posted:

Eat the rich

*in extremely rich voice* "please don't"

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# ? Aug 29, 2023 22:36

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# ? May 20, 2024 15:46

baka of lathspell: Can't post for 4 days!

dont eat me either

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# ? Aug 29, 2023 22:51

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

baka fwocka fwame posted:

dont eat me either

Okay.

# ? Aug 29, 2023 23:08

GoutPatrol: *Stupid Babby*

i'm baaaaack

# ? Sep 18, 2023 07:18

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

everybody stop posting!!! ni need the money!

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Sep 18, 2023 07:22

Andoman: Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi

Zoya posted:

everybody stop posting!!! ni need the money!

I go away for a short while and come back to see people trying to get in on my billion, how very disappointing.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:28

Stoner Sloth

imo i should be given free money, thank you in advance

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:39

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

Andoman posted:

I go away for a short while and come back to see people trying to get in on my billion, how very disappointing.

look, look, we can split it, we just need to form a pact and stop all these other fukcers from posting

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:42

Andoman: Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi

Zoya posted:

look, look, we can split it, we just need to form a pact and stop all these other fukcers from posting

We need to keep that super secret though or else others would want in on our pact.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:54

Dukberry

I have a question about the pact

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:56

Andoman: Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi

Dukberry posted:

I have a question about the pact

what pact, I know of no pact, nothing to see here, move along, these are not the droids you are looking for.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:58

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

Dukberry posted:

I have a question about the pact

there is no pact, you've fallen for some kind of psyop

Andoman posted:

We need to keep that super secret though or else others would want in on our pact.

don't worry, i'm on it

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Sep 19, 2023 16:59

Andoman: Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi

Zoya posted:

there is no pact, you've fallen for some kind of psyop

don't worry, i'm on it

well dodged - nobody will ever suspect ...

# ? Sep 19, 2023 17:03

Stoner Sloth

Zoya posted:

look, look, we can split it, we just need to form a pact and stop all these other fukcers from posting

i will never stop posting so jokes on you (and everyone else who reads my posts tbh)

# ? Sep 19, 2023 17:55

Dukberry

The last person to post in this thread will be free from all pact based obligations

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:33

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Dukberry posted:

The last person to post in this thread will be free from all pact based obligations

no pacts no masters

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:07

Stoner Sloth

Dukberry posted:

The last person to post in this thread will be free from all pact based obligations

*so long as i still get my billions

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:09

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

oh now it's billions huh? if we keep rewriting the rules like this then people are going to start thinking this whole thing is fake and rigged! and stop posting in it! gods i would sure hate if that happened, if everyone but me stopped posting in this thread,

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Sep 19, 2023 19:40

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Zoya posted:

oh now it's billions huh? if we keep rewriting the rules like this then people are going to start thinking this whole thing is fake and rigged! and stop posting in it! gods i would sure hate if that happened, if everyone but me stopped posting in this thread,

Scant chance of that. Greed and avarice are basic human drives, right up there with the survival instinct, the urge to reproduce, and the urge to edit other people's copy.

# ? Sep 20, 2023 00:08

Dukberry

There are not circumstances that would stop me from posting, you are all my best friends. Anyone else who posts in this thread is my friend

# ? Sep 20, 2023 04:23

Andoman: Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi

Dukberry posted:

There are not circumstances that would stop me from posting, you are all my best friends. Anyone else who posts in this thread is my friend

Friends are good as is posting.

# ? Sep 20, 2023 06:32

Andoman: Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi

Eerily quite in here now - maybe the change in thread title has made people lose sight of the prize ...

# ? Sep 20, 2023 15:31

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

I've got a LOT of pacts I need to make go away folks

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Sep 20, 2023 15:37

Andoman: Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi

your friend sk posted:

I've got a LOT of pacts I need to make go away folks

intriguing - tell us more about these pacts

# ? Sep 20, 2023 15:46

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Andoman posted:

intriguing - tell us more about these pacts

this had better not be a pact!!

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Sep 20, 2023 16:04

Dukberry

I have entered into only one pact. A friendship pact with the posters in this thread. Please don't release me from it

# ? Sep 21, 2023 14:38

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i want all the friends

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# ? Sep 21, 2023 16:15

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

maybe not joey

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# ? Sep 21, 2023 16:16

baka of lathspell: Can't post for 4 days!

i dont want all the friends just the ones that complement each other with good synergies

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# ? Sep 21, 2023 19:43

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

baka fwocka fwame posted:

i dont want all the friends just the ones that complement each other with good synergies

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Sep 21, 2023 23:50

Dukberry

Since the thread title doesn't state that the famous and friends will explicitly come after the Last Post, it's possible to interpret the cloud of friendship I'm experiencing as early signs that this will be the Last Post. Wow! What a ride this has been.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 11:56

Andoman: Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi

So the thread title has changed to getting a really awesome hotdog. Now that would be cool but I reckon there are people here who would appreciate a really awesome hotdog more than me � do fill your posting boots friends

# ? Sep 24, 2023 22:54

baka of lathspell: Can't post for 4 days!

a hot dog would go a long way, i have a mouth to feed

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# ? Sep 25, 2023 13:55

Dukberry

I hope my hot dog is garnished with billion dollar bills

# ? Sep 28, 2023 06:31

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

jotgog

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Sep 28, 2023 06:53

Andoman: Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi

Dukberry posted:

I hope my hot dog is garnished with billion dollar bills

I'm going to be honest with you, that seem quite unlikely. But hey, keep hoping and all.

# ? Sep 28, 2023 11:15

Dukberry

Andoman posted:

I'm going to be honest with you, that seem quite unlikely. But hey, keep hoping and all.

I think the odds are as high as anything else, like which is more likely in your mind:

The hotdog will turn into a spider god
The hotdog will be garnished with the target special edition of Taylor swifts 1989
The hot dog will be vegan

It's all the same

# ? Sep 28, 2023 18:20

Andoman: Mae hen wlad fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi

Dukberry posted:

I think the odds are as high as anything else, like which is more likely in your mind:

The hotdog will turn into a spider god
The hotdog will be garnished with the target special edition of Taylor swifts 1989
The hot dog will be vegan

It's all the same

weirdly the spider god seems the least worrying of the three

# ? Sep 28, 2023 23:38

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

I think the hot dog will be redeemable for one (1) billion dollars.

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Barking Gecko posted:

I think the hot dog will be redeemable for one (1) billion dollars.

what if it is a billion hot dogs

# ? Sep 29, 2023 02:55

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