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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Dick Burglar posted:

Can somebody ID this? I'm assuming it's some sort of big-rear end wolf spider. Absolutely not a tarantula.

Either way, I'm impressed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curicaberis

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Facebook Aunt posted:

Maybe a Giant House Spider. They are beefy and hairy and harmless.

the ghosts of goons past still haunt:
"Get beefy, bitch. Get real beefy."

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

SniperWoreConverse posted:

So when's the torment nexus coming out? What's the over/ under on 2030?

Pre-order now to get exclusive in-Torment bonuses that will give you the edge in pain management!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

SniperWoreConverse posted:

So when's the torment nexus coming out? What's the over/ under on 2030?

We're long past that; the Torment Nexus was the internet.

Now we're shooting to have the Pain Oscillator up and running in the next year or so.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
*yawn* wake me up when President Barron Trump has all goons thrown into the Punishment Sphere for photoshopping him doing 9/11 2 like hulk hogan did 1.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


On the other hand, perhaps losing a bunch of fanaticized Elon bootlickers to brain death, and or sepsis may not be a bad thing. For one thing, it will crash (:lol:) the Tesla market.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
When you're in the hospital and the doctor starts talking to you about Neuralink, you know it's bad news.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

At first I thought it was just a simple white-person version of a kamayan… until I realized where this is set up.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Mmm, bathroom crudite platter

Love taking a beefy poo poo and then grabbing some broccoli and melon before i wash my hands

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
This really looks like "an our employer is literally an alien oversea thing who doesn't really how people, and earth in general works" thing.

I have heard them discuss "vegetables" and they use "tables" and the the room marked toilet. I can use my vast knowledge to reward them!

But yeah, it's obviously unfortunately just the much more boring apathy thing.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
More like poodites

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

what else are you supposed to use the changing table for? work is a no-babies-allowed zone

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

even if it's an amazingly done fake, it's a great visual metaphor for why lavish consumables can't compensate for a bad environment

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
you use it to change food into salmonella

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

We're long past that; the Torment Nexus was the internet.

Now we're shooting to have the Pain Oscillator up and running in the next year or so.

Honestly having the pain oscillate sounds like a big improvement

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


SniperWoreConverse posted:

the ghosts of goons past still haunt:
"Get beefy, bitch. Get real beefy."

*gets beefy*

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Facebook Aunt posted:

Maybe a Giant House Spider. They are beefy and hairy and harmless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruG8bo7zsqk&t=10s

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Here’s blood in your eye :cheers:

ChthonicMasturbatr
Sep 29, 2021

born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave
Beefy. Hairy. Harmless. Thriving.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I think I'll pass on the shitcuterie board

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

I think I'll pass :gas: on the shitcuterie board

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
it saves time to eat breakfast on the toilet

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Sea Lion

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Now I see how sailors could mistake them for mermaids.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?


put deez in your mouth

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..





Glorious Boston Clam donut.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Aishlinn posted:




Glorious Boston Clam donut.

Sounds like a good drag name

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I prefer Boston Glam Donut, for a band not an individual.
They can be in drag though.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Aishlinn posted:




Glorious Boston Clam donut.

I once got pranked by a coworker on April Fools Day with a Boston Mayonnaise Donut. It was just as bad as you'd think.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

I’m pretty confident that this bathroom is also carpeted

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Lt. Cock posted:

I’m pretty confident that this bathroom is also carpeted

No, just the toilet seats.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




I'm more curious about whatever is plugged into the wall and leads to the stalls.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Admiral Joeslop posted:

I'm more curious about whatever is plugged into the wall and leads to the stalls.

Fondue plate.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Lt. Cock posted:

I’m pretty confident that this bathroom is also carpeted

Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed:

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Takes No Damage posted:

Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed:



I'm the junior toilet

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

maybealabia posted:

I'm the junior toilet

Ew.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The Cursed Images Thread: I'm the junior toilet

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Captain Hygiene posted:

The Cursed Images Thread: I'm the junior toilet

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Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
We need a new thread title make it the toilet one or some other horrible thing

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