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Oh that's why she's called princess toadstool
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A fuckwit from my town did the same thing with a cactus in Spain, not as bad a cactus, but it hosed up him with some long gashes.. Got rushed to hospital, police were called when he tried walking out, and they kept him in for a mental health check, when he was just being a drunken rear end. He spent most of the week in the hospital, and turned up at the hotel last day of the holiday wearing only a hospital gown as he had no other clothes.
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maybealabia posted:That is clearly fruit QUAKE flavored FRUIT SLAM??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx7dfadKuuw
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Bowser singing the blues about his poor posture "JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS CHRIST MY BACK HURTS"
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The sample available at that site is a hell of a thing. Just in case one has any illusions at all about how a book like this might go, literally the first piece of advice in the entire book is to get swole.
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that knight is getting killed next turn regardless of which queen it captures
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Mozi posted:that knight is getting killed next turn regardless of which queen it captures That's on purpose! You need to stay within striking distance of as many  as possible without actually commiting to any of them.
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Mozi posted:that knight is getting killed next turn regardless of which queen it captures "If you hold perfectly still, none of them can hurt you."
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Blue Moonlight posted:The sample available at that site is a hell of a thing. to be fair if ur hot people cant see your red flags from behind your bulging biceps
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blatman posted:to be fair if ur hot people cant see your red flags from behind your bulging biceps You just activated my trap card  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozezG1zpxXQ
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https://twitter.com/tokitaffy/status/1679946408936239106
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Eventually we're going to need an app containing the addresses of all obsessive internet people so we can avoid meeting them.
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By popular demand posted:Eventually we're going to need an app containing the addresses of all obsessive internet people so we can avoid meeting them. Doxxr
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Poor name, I don't want more information on this kind of people. Like maybe just a general area alert: "Twitter Tommy is currently walking on Main Street, maybe retreat down to the south side to avoid" By popular demand fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Sep 20, 2023 |
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cropped and slowed for ease of comprehension
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'Cept kids getting hit by soccer balls. poo poo i could watch kids getting hit by soccer balls all day. I don't give a poo poo about your kids.
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The best puns are the ones that only work on a very specific context. Also I had to explain to someone why I was snort laughing at this image, gently caress you. 
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The mom's arm doesn't even flinch, this was obviously a pre-planned hit job.
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https://i.imgur.com/lrvNh3L.mp4
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should've checked to make sure nobody had a lien on the title like a big spider for example
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Craig'slist😂😂😂
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Can somebody ID this? I'm assuming it's some sort of big-rear end wolf spider. Absolutely not a tarantula. Either way, I'm impressed.
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Kharnifex posted:Looks like a huntsman of some sort That's what I thought too but its legs look a bit beefy and I'm not sure anywhere that has huntsmen also uses Craigslist.
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Inceltown posted:That's what I thought too but its legs look a bit beefy and I'm not sure anywhere that has huntsmen also uses Craigslist. You'll find the distribution map is quite large
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Minor blood warning, more gross than that tho https://i.imgur.com/tojHe5S.mp4
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Nononononononno
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Didn't this poo poo kill like 1000 monkeys
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bossy lady posted:Didn't this poo poo kill like 1000 monkeys No, it was implanted into 1000 monkeys 5 minutes before they died of natural causes
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Azhais posted:No, it was implanted into 1000 monkeys 5 minutes before they died of natural causes really shows just how many leaps and bounds medical diagnostic tech has come that they can accurately sequester only monkeys with 5 minutes left to live for such an opportunistic procedure...
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DandyLion posted:really shows just how many leaps and bounds medical diagnostic tech has come that they can accurately sequester only monkeys with 5 minutes left to live for such an opportunistic procedure... It's a real monkey's paw situation for the monkeys
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