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Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
College also introduces you to the greatest argument against communism: communists who are a slightly different kind of communist than I am.

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Failed Imagineer posted:

I tell people I read Marx, jokes on them it was just the little Communist Manifesto, which anyone could knock out in the timespan of a decent shite

That's too long. Can it be condensed to one headline-size sentence?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Biplane posted:

That's too long. Can it be condensed to one headline-size sentence?

Sure can!

"From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"

You have now read Marx, and are irreversibly socialist. May the power of dialectical materialism compel you

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1cdhkwhLd1r0uzl6.mp4

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Failed Imagineer posted:

Sure can!

"From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"

You have now read Marx, and are irreversibly socialist. May the power of dialectical materialism compel you

Nah mate that's the concept of "a fair go" which is uniquely Australian and not at all connected to any pinko poo poo

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

GotLag posted:

Nah mate that's the concept of "a fair go" which is uniquely Australian and not at all connected to any pinko poo poo

I now subscribe to Fair Dinkum Thought

Morbus
May 18, 2004

Fitzy Fitz posted:

Do I mean research funding? Income earned by individuals? Great questions, and I look forward to the answer

no value but shareholder value

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

spotted at cvs

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Morbus
May 18, 2004

BonHair posted:

You know what else was considered a lost cause for a long time? States Rights, owning people and unbridled racism. Yet somehow, here we are in hellworld. I think dismantling the entire automotive industry and replacing it with bikes and public transportation is the right solution, but I sure think that giving unionising as many shots as possible until then is worth it.

Anyway, over here in Denmark, the academics unions are mildly sceptical about time sheets, except in universities, where they're pushing hard for them.

the thing about timesheets is u can just make them up

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

Morbus posted:

the thing about timesheets is u can just make them up

I’m gonna solve this by adding a checkbox that affirms you swear you are telling the truth

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

actionjackson posted:

spotted at cvs



Yeah those have been around for a while, the funniest thing to me is that they barely even contain anything at all (cuz an actual oxygen cylinder would be way too heavy) so you get like, a whole 100 breaths out of it if you breathe real shallow

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Morbus posted:

the thing about timesheets is u can just make them up

I would never do such a thing. Also I would definitely not inflate billable hours based on how rich/evil the client is.

I did work somewhere with a loving check in/out system that recorded the time you started and stopped work. Obviously starting from when you had started up the PC and logged in.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Failed Imagineer posted:

Sure can!

"From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"

You have now read Marx, and are irreversibly socialist. May the power of dialectical materialism compel you

That's from star trek, friend

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

edit

wrong thread

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

BonHair posted:

I would never do such a thing. Also I would definitely not inflate billable hours based on how rich/evil the client is.

I did work somewhere with a loving check in/out system that recorded the time you started and stopped work. Obviously starting from when you had started up the PC and logged in.

punching the clock ftw

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Biplane posted:

That's from star trek, friend

"Marx" is the name of a loveable alien who tends bar and dispenses wisdom to the characters when theyre having a crisis. Socialist wisdom

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

actionjackson posted:

spotted at cvs



Morbus
May 18, 2004

Centrist Committee posted:

I’m gonna solve this by adding a checkbox that affirms you swear you are telling the truth

my timesheets are always true in some reference frame

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
The difference between "working at home" and "playing video games in your underwear" is simply the belief that your actions are valuable to the company

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
Here's more capitalism.txt instead of a .png. A vendor recently found an amazing way to save a ton of money shipping oxiziders from China. Just ship them as non-haz! Normally you can't ship oxidizers from Northern China, since in 2015, a port in Tianjin exploded due to improper storage and handling.
Why be a sucker and ship those supersacks down south when you can just declare they're a solution and so not hazardous? Non-hazardous goods don't get the same scrutiny at the port.

Regulatory and product managers hate this one weird trick, but it can save you up to 30% or more to just buy illegal hazardous materials that will explode and kill people if not handled properly!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It really is a miracle more people aren't killed daily

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Coolness Averted posted:

Here's more capitalism.txt instead of a .png. A vendor recently found an amazing way to save a ton of money shipping oxiziders from China. Just ship them as non-haz! Normally you can't ship oxidizers from Northern China, since in 2015, a port in Tianjin exploded due to improper storage and handling.
Why be a sucker and ship those supersacks down south when you can just declare they're a solution and so not hazardous? Non-hazardous goods don't get the same scrutiny at the port.

Regulatory and product managers hate this one weird trick, but it can save you up to 30% or more to just buy illegal hazardous materials that will explode and kill people if not handled properly!

Does that guy's resume include a warehouse in Beirut by any chance?

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
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Milo and POTUS posted:

It really is a miracle more people aren't killed daily

I woke up this morning and immediately heard a car crash outside my window

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

Biplane posted:

Being poor I have to scream at my food until it's warm enough to eat. Wildly jealous luxuries such as microwaves and instapots.

instapots aren't luxuries anymore, now they're relics of a better age. capitalism happened to them, private equity took out a huge loan to do a hostile takeover, stripped the copper out of the walls, demanded enormous "management fees" and bankrupted them. you can't just build a product people want to buy, you have to have growth forever or you will be killed.

capitalism, folks. love to see it.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
I still want someone to point me to a good replacement for the mythical instant pot of yore

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

skooma512 posted:

Does that guy's resume include a warehouse in Beirut by any chance?

Yeah, but it seems weird, I checked the address and there's nothing there.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

tokin opposition posted:

I still want someone to point me to a good replacement for the mythical instant pot of yore
Just about any regular pressure cooker?

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Coolness Averted posted:

Here's more capitalism.txt instead of a .png. A vendor recently found an amazing way to save a ton of money shipping oxiziders from China. Just ship them as non-haz! Normally you can't ship oxidizers from Northern China, since in 2015, a port in Tianjin exploded due to improper storage and handling.
Why be a sucker and ship those supersacks down south when you can just declare they're a solution and so not hazardous? Non-hazardous goods don't get the same scrutiny at the port.

Regulatory and product managers hate this one weird trick, but it can save you up to 30% or more to just buy illegal hazardous materials that will explode and kill people if not handled properly!

one quick trick to be the target of all the insurers in the world for subrogation after a fire and declaration of general average by the ocean carrier.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Bar Ran Dun posted:

one quick trick to be the target of all the insurers in the world for subrogation after a fire and declaration of general average by the ocean carrier.

No, I don't know what any of that is, so it's not real and can't hurt me.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Coolness Averted posted:

No, I don't know what any of that is, so it's not real and can't hurt me.

she rog on my sub until i tion

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I wonder if he dug the ditch.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Coolness Averted posted:

Here's more capitalism.txt instead of a .png. A vendor recently found an amazing way to save a ton of money shipping oxiziders from China. Just ship them as non-haz! Normally you can't ship oxidizers from Northern China, since in 2015, a port in Tianjin exploded due to improper storage and handling.
Why be a sucker and ship those supersacks down south when you can just declare they're a solution and so not hazardous? Non-hazardous goods don't get the same scrutiny at the port.

Regulatory and product managers hate this one weird trick, but it can save you up to 30% or more to just buy illegal hazardous materials that will explode and kill people if not handled properly!

When I worked at a terminal on the grocery side, a driver was loading one of these pallet-sized plastic liquid containers:



onto his lorry. I think it was going to a school or something. Marked as cleaner. The only hazard label on it was the old "harmful" cross:



He noticed the cap was loose and tightened it. Then the palm of his rubber-coated glove just... disappeared. Like the "Thanos snap" thing I guess (haven't seen the movie, but have seen the GIFs).

92223_3
Sep 22, 2023

ya wonder how long they survive Toll Collector :allears:

92223_3
Sep 22, 2023

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Here's an article about how weight loss drugs being effective are a threat to pharmaceutical industry profits.


quote:

The potential impact on the medical industry could be even bigger. Over 40% of Americans are obese according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and that number has increased by nearly 40% over two decades. Obese people are more likely to suffer from cardiovascular disease, various cancers, arthritis and dementia. In 2016 the Milken Institute estimated the medical costs associated with obesity in the United States at nearly $500 billion a year. A 2021 study published in the BMJ projected that costs from reduced health and higher absenteeism worldwide would rise 50% by 2060.

The adoption of anti-obesity drugs remains hard to gauge. At a cost of about $1,000 per month it’s unclear whether insurers and public health authorities will fund widespread treatment. Side effects can also be harsh. Only about a third of those who started taking the drugs for obesity were still doing so a year later, according to one analysis.

Any destructive impact is therefore likely to be gradual. Even so, investors are beginning to fret. Breakingviews scanned transcripts of corporate earnings calls, presentations and other events tracked by LSEG for mentions of Wegovy, Ozempic and Mounjaro – excluding those hosted by Novo and Lilly. In 2022 there were 18 such events. So far this year, at least one of the drugs has been mentioned 71 times.

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


starting 2 think profit optimization isn't the best way to run a society

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

You see the pill needs to be absurdly expensive to make up for the lost opportunity cost, it's only fair

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

ikanreed posted:

Here's an article about how weight loss drugs being effective are a threat to pharmaceutical industry profits.

diabetics can't get ozempic because its in such high demand as a fat loss drug

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

quiggy posted:

starting 2 think profit optimization isn't the best way to run a society

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La Louve Rouge
Jun 25, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ArmZ posted:

diabetics can't get ozempic because its in such high demand as a fat loss drug

conversely, OHIP will only fund ozempic if you have diabetes. if you have conditions that make it harder to lose weight, or if you've got ones aggravated by being overweight, you'll be paying out of pocket

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