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Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

PYF BadAss Spiky Pigs




(that's what porcupines are called in German)

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Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Zopotantor posted:

PYF BadAss Spiky Pigs




(that's what porcupines are called in German)

You'll never guess what they're called in English!

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Mauser posted:

You'll never guess what they're called in English!

pork with pines :haw:

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Mauser posted:

You'll never guess what they're called in English!

"porc" is French though

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Zopotantor posted:

"porc" is French though

So is 33% of English words.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Barry Bluejeans posted:

I like that the seemingly final deterrence for the jaguar was the embarrassment of realizing it was being filmed

The leopard is consoled by the fact that it wasn’t recognized.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Going for the babies is cheeting.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

That was one determined leopard like there's gotta be easier prey out there

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


I think the cheetah might have gotten a faceful of quills at 0:37. At that moment it lunges forward at the same time as the rightmost porcupine suddenly turns, and then it seems to recoil. Throughout the rest of the video it occasionally twists its head back to rub its face against its body, as if it is trying to pull/scrape the quills out.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Moly B. Denum
Oct 26, 2007

Ariong posted:

I think the cheetah might have gotten a faceful of quills at 0:37. At that moment it lunges forward at the same time as the rightmost porcupine suddenly turns, and then it seems to recoil. Throughout the rest of the video it occasionally twists its head back to rub its face against its body, as if it is trying to pull/scrape the quills out.

African porcupines don't have barbed quills that come out like that, they're just pointy. Probably still unpleasant to get a face full of them like that leopard did though.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Kung-fu nuns of Kathmandu

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





That was definitely the name of a ska band at one time

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Some real weak cat identification skills itt

Edit: Platystemon is correct

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Moly B. Denum posted:

African porcupines don't have barbed quills that come out like that, they're just pointy. Probably still unpleasant to get a face full of them like that leopard did though.

They might not be barbed but they sure do come out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E63-EQuv1Y&t=348s

You can even see directly in the video that the leopard's got some quills stuck in him. Take a look at 0:45, he's even trying to pull some of them out.

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Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
Holy poo poo that narration lol

Just cheerfully going “This will lead to a slow, agonizing death” like he’s announcing a prize package on The Price is Right.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Dewgy posted:

Holy poo poo that narration lol

Just cheerfully going “This will lead to a slow, agonizing death” like he’s announcing a prize package on The Price is Right.

It's all AI voices and scripts now

ESDK
Oct 10, 2007

Zopotantor posted:

PYF BadAss Spiky Pigs


(that's what porcupines are called in German)

Meme-ish:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Wasabi the J posted:

It's all AI voices and scripts now

Best use of the Tiktok Lady voice I ever heard was reading AM's hate monologue from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Dewgy posted:

Holy poo poo that narration lol

Just cheerfully going “This will lead to a slow, agonizing death” like he’s announcing a prize package on The Price is Right.

"Spare a thought for this python, whose entire body is one continuous muscle running against the grain of 300 porcupine javelins!"

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Sound on
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s0mqsrHA3g1ykp17t.mp4

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://i.imgur.com/tdGrOBH.mp4

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Teeny tiny lil mouse CAN kill a scorpion huh

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
now I have your stinger
SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
Yippee-ki-yay, mousey-fucker

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




I winced irl when the scorpions tail comes around and smacks the mouse

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Beve Stuscemi posted:

I winced irl when the scorpions tail comes around and smacks the mouse

Scorpions aren't real, they can't hurt you.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Biplane posted:

Scorpions aren't real, they can't hurt you.

the 1995 documentary "Mortal Kombat" says different

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Desert Bus posted:

the 1995 documentary "Mortal Kombat" says different

Well that scorpion was vanquished, there is no way he is coming back!

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Beve Stuscemi posted:

I winced irl when the scorpions tail comes around and smacks the mouse

The mouse is resistant to the venom. That kind of mouse, not just that specific mouse.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Blue Footed Booby posted:

The mouse is resistant to the venom. That kind of mouse, not just that specific mouse.

Mousthridates

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
I am resistant to mouse venom, possibly immune.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I have also never been envenomated by a mouse

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
One tiny little cross breeding accident in the lab and suddenly you have venomous mice and furry snakes. Happens all the time.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Desert Bus posted:

One tiny little cross breeding accident in the lab and suddenly you have venomous mice and furry snakes. Happens all the time.

Idk what a venomous mouse would be but a furry snake is just a ferret

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

verbal enema posted:

Idk what a venomous mouse would be but a furry snake is just a ferret

OH poo poo you're right. someone has done this. the venomous mice must exist if we have the furry snake

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Desert Bus posted:

OH poo poo you're right. someone has done this. the venomous mice must exist if we have the furry snake

Shrews are venomous. They’re called "pointy mice" in German, is that enough?

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

freeedr posted:

I have also never been envenomated by a mouse

The only venomous mammals are the platypus and some random shrew. One of those is kind of like a mouse.

Edit: should have refreshed...

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