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I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1704602395945103644

# ? Sep 21, 2023 12:30

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# ? May 29, 2024 11:41

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

I always clarify that Peanut Tillman is not involved in my affairs in case someone is allergic

# ? Sep 21, 2023 13:27

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Apparently Peanut TIllman is in the FBI now? it's all very confusing.

# ? Sep 21, 2023 13:43

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

*record scratch* But unbeknownst to our main character, Peanut Tillman was involved.

# ? Sep 21, 2023 13:46

Paper Tiger: Jun 17, 2007; 🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

*doodeeleedoodeelee* Sam, it's Peanut Tillman, we have a job for you

# ? Sep 21, 2023 14:36

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

For Barbie Oppenheimer, Retired Longtime BU Speech Pathology Professor, It�s Been a Summer to Remember

# ? Sep 21, 2023 14:55

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Florida woman caught with gator in bathtub said she �borrowed it for her birthday�

# ? Sep 21, 2023 21:47

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/abc7breaking/status/1698788035251372118

# ? Sep 22, 2023 04:00

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

I looked it up and there have been quite a few gender reveal deaths now:

quote:

Incidents and injuries
Some instances of attempted spectacular special effects at gender reveals have caused injury, death, and even large-scale damage:

The 2017 Sawmill Fire in Arizona was caused by a gender reveal party that combined blue powder and Tannerite. Other dangerous stunts have involved fireworks and alligators.[18]
In 2018, "gender reveal burnouts", in which cars emit billowing clouds of pink or blue smoke, became a popular fad in Australia. The Queensland Police Service warns that this practice is dangerous, and that a number of attempted "burnouts" have resulted in flaming vehicles and arrests.[19]
In September 2019, a plane crashed in Turkey, Texas, when a low-flying crop duster was attempting to drop 350 gallons of colored water for a reveal. The pilot was not injured and the passenger received minor injuries.[20]
In October 2019, a woman was killed in Knoxville, Iowa, by flying shrapnel from the explosion of an improvised explosive device meant to reveal her grandchild's gender. The device, made from a metal cylinder packed with gunpowder and colored baby powder, was intended to project a display vertically, but the tape covering its top caused it to explode and fragment in a manner similar to a pipe bomb.[21] The force of the explosion was such that the shrapnel fragment that killed the victim continued through the air for another 144 yards before coming to a rest in a field adjacent to the property where the party was taking place.[22]
In September 2020, a gender reveal pyrotechnic device started the El Dorado Fire near Yucaipa, California, destroying homes, prompting evacuations, burning thousands of acres,[23][24] and causing the death of one firefighter.[25]
On February 21, 2021, the accidental explosion of an in-development gender reveal device in Liberty, New York, killed the father-to-be and injured his younger brother.[26][27]
On March 29, 2021, two people were killed when a plane crashed in the Caribbean Sea off the coast of Mexico while carrying a trailing sign that read "It's a girl!"[28][29]
On April 20, 2021, 80 pounds of Tannerite were detonated during a gender reveal party near Kingston, New Hampshire, causing mild to moderate damage to buildings surrounding the radius of the explosion.[30]
On May 31, 2021, a gender reveal party near Fort McMurray, Alberta, burned half a hectare of forest after the shooting of an exploding target. The organizers were fined $600 under the province's Forest and Prairie Protection Act.[31]
On September 25, 2022, a couple in Mato Grosso, Brazil, dyed a waterfall blue as part of a gender reveal party. The 18-meter (59 ft) tall waterfall is located on the Queima-P� River, the main source of fresh water for the city of Tangar� da Serra.[32] Mato Grosso's environmental protection authority has charged them with a violation of federal law.[33]
On September 2, 2023, a Piper PA-25 Pawnee crop duster crashed during a gender reveal party in Navolato, Sinaloa, Mexico. The plane had been employed to drop pink powder over the party, but crashed during the manoeuvre when the aircraft's left wing separated from the fuselage. A viral video of the incident showed that some guests were not immediately aware the plane crashed.[34] The pilot died on the way to the hospital.[35]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_reveal_party

# ? Sep 22, 2023 04:08

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Some say the bombing of Hiroshima was a gender reveal gone wrong and the US just went with the war narrative after.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 05:51

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

I've said it when it happened and I'll say it again: "Gender Reveal Device (GRD)" has some serious Syrian civil war vibes (or vbieds if you will).

# ? Sep 22, 2023 07:55

Deformed Church: May 12, 2012; 5'5", IQ 81

It's just a population control thing, gotta get rid of someone before you can bring another in.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 11:52

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

By popular demand posted:

Some say the bombing of Hiroshima was a gender reveal gone wrong and the US just went with the war narrative after.

So that's why they called it Little Boy?

# ? Sep 22, 2023 12:18

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

IT'S A GIRL

# ? Sep 22, 2023 13:46

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

quote:

The device, made from a metal cylinder packed with gunpowder and colored baby powder,

That's literally a pipe bomb.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 13:52

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

venus de lmao posted:

That's literally a pipe bomb.

Only half the time

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:06

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

ultrafilter posted:

For Barbie Oppenheimer, Retired Longtime BU Speech Pathology Professor, It’s Been a Summer to Remember

How many more lives will "Barbenheimer" ruin?

By popular demand posted:

Some say the bombing of Hiroshima was a gender reveal gone wrong and the US just went with the war narrative after.

OK, a Barbenheimer gender reveal is much worse

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:13

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

venus de lmao posted:

That's literally a pipe bomb.

You mean an Improvised Gender Reveal Device.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 15:14

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Sir Lemming posted:

How many more lives will "Barbenheimer" ruin?

She seemed to enjoy the fact that her name amused strangers

# ? Sep 22, 2023 16:35

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://themessenger.com/news/nypd-robot-nyc-subway-times-square

# ? Sep 22, 2023 18:45

Blue Moonlight: Apr 28, 2005; Bitter and Sarcastic

My mayor told me criminals keep pushing his robot cops in front of subway trains so I asked how many robot cops he has and he said he just goes to ocp and gets a new robot cop afterwards so I said it sounds like he�s just feeding robot cops to subway trains and then his daughter started crying.

# ? Sep 22, 2023 18:59