Impkins Patootie posted:

Brock should retire and teach Ape History

BONGHITZ posted:

lol

JoeBangles posted:

I also have one of these if I want to play with flower (Only use the Switch for concs):



Use an induction wand to heat the bowl. Don't be all cracky-looking and using a torch. Have you even heard about the environment?

Consummate Professional posted:

what is up with the background. are you at a dang buffet

Consummate Professional posted:

what is up with the background. are you at a dang buffet

Consummate Professional posted:

what is up with the background. are you at a dang buffet

Impkins Patootie posted:

Brock should retire and teach AP History

An Apple A Gay posted:

howdy I'm the sheriff of bad tattoos

JoeBangles posted:

I purchased some chaffing dishware so I could cook for some friends and co-workers. I had not tested it at the time this picture was taken (And still have not tested the same). I've never used them before, so I am a bit excited to test them out and find out how long it takes to warm up water in them with the fuel cans. Unfortunately, I also had a much larger table in the background that was, strangely enough, given away.

The toaster oven is for shits and giggles. I have a regular oven, but I live in a hell state. I'm not going to use the big oven while the a/c is on. It has a fan in it, so it's basically on-par with an air fryer (Which is hanging out on the cupboard to the left), but can also toast stuff! It's great for making scalloped potatoes out of a box - the broiler function is perfect for it.

The knives are also replacement knives after someone thoughtfully gave away my JC Penny-purchased 20 year old knives. There was nothing wrong with them, and there were even like a dozen more, but they went ahead and dipped out of my life to be replaced by these crap slicers probably from QVC. They come with a warning not to soak them. Yes, don't soak these knives. They're delicate, I guess.

The sprayer is actually an oil sprayer that is very handy. It sprays 1/4 teaspoon (I think - might be tablespoon) of oil with every trigger pull. It's awesome for spraying grill grates as well as lightly coating pans or veggies (Like asparagus).

The hoodie is part of my indoor attire because everyone here is addicted to a/c 24/7 and I'm not fully padded.

I hope this answers your question! Thanks for stopping by my TED talk tonight.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

JoeBangles posted:

I purchased some chaffing dishware so I could cook for some friends and co-workers. I had not tested it at the time this picture was taken (And still have not tested the same). I've never used them before, so I am a bit excited to test them out and find out how long it takes to warm up water in them with the fuel cans. Unfortunately, I also had a much larger table in the background that was, strangely enough, given away.

The toaster oven is for shits and giggles. I have a regular oven, but I live in a hell state. I'm not going to use the big oven while the a/c is on. It has a fan in it, so it's basically on-par with an air fryer (Which is hanging out on the cupboard to the left), but can also toast stuff! It's great for making scalloped potatoes out of a box - the broiler function is perfect for it.

The knives are also replacement knives after someone thoughtfully gave away my JC Penny-purchased 20 year old knives. There was nothing wrong with them, and there were even like a dozen more, but they went ahead and dipped out of my life to be replaced by these crap slicers probably from QVC. They come with a warning not to soak them. Yes, don't soak these knives. They're delicate, I guess.

The sprayer is actually an oil sprayer that is very handy. It sprays 1/4 teaspoon (I think - might be tablespoon) of oil with every trigger pull. It's awesome for spraying grill grates as well as lightly coating pans or veggies (Like asparagus).

The hoodie is part of my indoor attire because everyone here is addicted to a/c 24/7 and I'm not fully padded.

I hope this answers your question! Thanks for stopping by my TED talk tonight.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

lmao at this ad

JoeBangles posted:

I purchased some chaffing dishware so I could cook for some friends and co-workers. I had not tested it at the time this picture was taken (And still have not tested the same). I've never used them before, so I am a bit excited to test them out and find out how long it takes to warm up water in them with the fuel cans. Unfortunately, I also had a much larger table in the background that was, strangely enough, given away.

The toaster oven is for shits and giggles. I have a regular oven, but I live in a hell state. I'm not going to use the big oven while the a/c is on. It has a fan in it, so it's basically on-par with an air fryer (Which is hanging out on the cupboard to the left), but can also toast stuff! It's great for making scalloped potatoes out of a box - the broiler function is perfect for it.

The knives are also replacement knives after someone thoughtfully gave away my JC Penny-purchased 20 year old knives. There was nothing wrong with them, and there were even like a dozen more, but they went ahead and dipped out of my life to be replaced by these crap slicers probably from QVC. They come with a warning not to soak them. Yes, don't soak these knives. They're delicate, I guess.

The sprayer is actually an oil sprayer that is very handy. It sprays 1/4 teaspoon (I think - might be tablespoon) of oil with every trigger pull. It's awesome for spraying grill grates as well as lightly coating pans or veggies (Like asparagus).

The hoodie is part of my indoor attire because everyone here is addicted to a/c 24/7 and I'm not fully padded.

I hope this answers your question! Thanks for stopping by my TED talk tonight.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

teach something actually useful

tacodaemon posted:

in all honesty I've never been sure where the idea that this is specifically supposed to be a "comedy forum" came from

JoeBangles posted:

The knives are also replacement knives after someone thoughtfully gave away my JC Penny-purchased 20 year old knives. There was nothing wrong with them, and there were even like a dozen more, but they went ahead and dipped out of my life to be replaced by these crap slicers probably from QVC. They come with a warning not to soak them. Yes, don't soak these knives. They're delicate, I guess.

CaptainBeefart posted:

...and the curtains?

Vim Fuego posted:

JoeBangles posted:

Funny you ask! I actually had custom-made blinds and some completely different curtains for that window. Someone (Not naming names) decided to take that down and throw them away when she gave away my dining table. When I inquired as to why the 6ft x 6ft window in my kitchen was bare, I was advised that the dog likes to look out the window and this was an appropriate avenue to accomplish that.

So I had to buy those blinds from blinds.com in case you have any questions about cordless blinds. But the curtains? Those are just black-out curtains from Amazon. The white curtains? The person who gave my table away purchased those. They were under the impression that those white curtains (They're like light filter curtains) would be adequate to cover the window.

I'm sure my electric bill will reflect this event when I get it next week. I'm totally pumped about it.

An Apple A Gay posted:

an apple a death

AxGrap posted:

n i c e

CaptainBeefart posted:

Daydogging is no joke

JoeBangles posted:

I also have one of these if I want to play with flower (Only use the Switch for concs):



Use an induction wand to heat the bowl. Don't be all cracky-looking and using a torch. Have you even heard about the environment?

mogwai posted:

mogweird

mogwicked

mogwai after midnight

gremlin?

JoeBangles posted:

I also have one of these if I want to play with flower (Only use the Switch for concs):



Use an induction wand to heat the bowl. Don't be all cracky-looking and using a torch. Have you even heard about the environment?

Jonny 290 posted:

this is a great bit lol

CaptainBeefart posted:

Daydogging is no joke