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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT



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Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaxsfC2LFr0

sequel to "the gods know what you've done"

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde

Friend posted:

Tweet went private but I assume this (copied from bluesky) is the same?

:shepface:

yep thats the same one.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

Oh God the horsedog

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
Reminded me of the LGR episode where he managed to mangle DOOM 3 to run on an ancient 3dFX voodoo card :shepface::



Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
So if I install an ancient video card, it turns all of my games into Deus Ex? Sign me up!

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Mercury_Storm posted:

Reminded me of the LGR episode where he managed to mangle DOOM 3 to run on an ancient 3dFX voodoo card :shepface::


Remnant 2 recently literally added a "potato mode" option to their settings for people with lower-than-recommended specs

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Mercury_Storm posted:

Reminded me of the LGR episode where he managed to mangle DOOM 3 to run on an ancient 3dFX voodoo card :shepface::





I'd argue it actually makes Betruger look scarier instead of the weird mashed potato man he was in the original. :v:

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
Payday 3 launch is going well

https://twitter.com/MrRobotSlug/status/1705256345035854147?s=20

Quill
Jan 19, 2004

I've been watching some streams and it's a total shitshow.

Technical issues aside, there are some good design ideas mixed in with completely baffling leaps backwards.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

(BG3 spoilers) I didn't even realize this was a glitch

The Wicked ZOGA has a new favorite as of 12:21 on Sep 23, 2023

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

(BG3 spoilers) I didn't even realize this was a glitch

You know that one did baffle me for a while but I thought it was just a strange design choice. Lmao.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

Feels like the sort of tired bullshit Orin would pull

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012
I totally thought that was on-brand for Orin, yeah.

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
The latest Baldur's Gate III patch has restored the hair of a hairless cat, and people are devastated.

https://twitter.com/lethallan/status/1705257683295654342

This is what he looked like before:

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

mycot posted:

The latest Baldur's Gate III patch has restored the hair of a hairless cat, and people are devastated.

https://twitter.com/lethallan/status/1705257683295654342

This is what he looked like before:



im people

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
The old one is so much better what the hell

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

mycot posted:

The latest Baldur's Gate III patch has restored the hair of a hairless cat, and people are devastated.

https://twitter.com/lethallan/status/1705257683295654342

This is what he looked like before:



I haven’t played the game yet and now I wont

Pogonodon
Sep 10, 2010

Angry Diplomat posted:

The old one is so much better what the hell

Supposedly it's because there's another hairless cat somewhere around there, so this makes him distinct from that one?

Bad choice, whatever the reason.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
not a glitch but I don't know where else to post this:

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

LifeSunDeath posted:

not a glitch but I don't know where else to post this:


FDs fuckin rule, GOTY

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/covernode/status/1705350019673378838

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt0kpcuTr6k

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



That's what happens when you try to kill a god. Why was God hanging out as a random security guard? Who knows. :shrug:

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Commander Keene posted:

That's what happens when you try to kill a god. Why was God hanging out as a random security guard? Who knows. :shrug:

what a grand and intoxicating innocence

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Commander Keene posted:

That's what happens when you try to kill a god. Why was God hanging out as a random security guard? Who knows. :shrug:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDdOnl0bHO4&t=96s

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
Just a guard like one of us

Triarii
Jun 14, 2003

Not a glitch per se, but this is probably the most egregious progress-blocking waist-high wall I've ever seen (from Lies of P)



This fallen luggage is completely impassible and indestructible. I had to find another route around to that blue item pickup on the other side.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Tunicate posted:

what a grand and intoxicating innocence

:hmmyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
I had a Skyrim glitch the other day. I'm doing the Solstheim DLC quest, and there's a point where I have to assault a mountaintop shrine to get a Dragon Word. The shrine is guarded by the bad guy's cultists, but I find them shooting fire up into the sky at a dragon wheeling around the sky around the shrine and strafing them with breath attacks. I approached from over the peak of the mountain, rather than the road, so no one aggros on me. I start taking pot shots at the dragon with my bow. It's a pain in the rear end and I don't usually bother, but it isn't landing because I'm not close enough for it to do that. Still, I'm hitting really hard with a bow and I have max slo-mo when aiming, so I have a good chance to take it down in flight. I get all excited to see what it looks like when a dragon dies in flight and slams to the ground.

When I kill it, it just keeps on flying around. Its health bar is empty (and I hit it twice more for good measure, just in case), and it's just up there, flying in circles and roaring. It does stop attacking though. I pick off the cultists, move down to the shrine to get the Dragon Word, and go about my business. When I leave the mountaintop, it is still up there, just flying around like an rear end in a top hat.

I fast travel to a Skaal village and report my plot bullshit. The shaman there tells me I need to go hit all these leyline places to blow up the bad guy's machinations. I fast travel to each of those places, explode a bunch of spooky bullshit, and fast travel back to the shaman. This time, he's in his home because it's night. So I go in, wake his rear end up for a chat, and step back outside.

There I find this:



Todd Howard has stuffed the dragon head-first into a Skaal house. He has left this for me like a cat leaves a mouse carcass at one's doorstep. As far as I can tell, the game realized there was bad code flying around the first time I entered a new interior/exterior space (when I went into the shaman's house). It took that chance to sweep this mistake from the exterior map of Solstheim and stuffed it under this particular carpet. Better yet, the dragon's body doesn't decompose or even despawn. I came back to the Skaal village many in-game days later and it's still there.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ive had the semi-dead forevially flying dragon glitch happen a ton of times. i assume its cause it cant find a good place to crash land lol

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCdzX4Wx_JY

It starts a bit slow, but this is the funniest Starfield glitch video I've seen.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

PurpleXVI posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCdzX4Wx_JY

It starts a bit slow, but this is the funniest Starfield glitch video I've seen.

LOL

"I can breath on the moon and that pisses me off out of 10"

Reive
May 21, 2009

Been playing Cyberpunk since 2.0 came out a few days ago, I've encountered very few bugs, but the ones I do are gold:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1707785472548757729

Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤
That payoff is incredible.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



PurpleXVI posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCdzX4Wx_JY

It starts a bit slow, but this is the funniest Starfield glitch video I've seen.

trans laser arc :allears:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Reive posted:

Been playing Cyberpunk since 2.0 came out a few days ago, I've encountered very few bugs, but the ones I do are gold:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1707785472548757729

perfection

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Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

Reive posted:

Been playing Cyberpunk since 2.0 came out a few days ago, I've encountered very few bugs, but the ones I do are gold:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1707785472548757729

lmao the dialogue is :discourse:

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