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Eric the Mauve posted:Isn't CRobber already blackballed from Hollywood And the backers are blueballed.
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Shanghaied posted:Restart? Restore? Stop spreading FUD! I recall that Kojima had some idea like this where he wanted it to brick the game if you died or something so that you would have to buy another one.
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# ? Sep 22, 2023 14:18 |
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# ? Sep 22, 2023 16:16 |
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It's a tragedy he'll be long dead before he can be called out on all his unrealized promises and predictions.
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# ? Sep 22, 2023 17:10 |
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can't wait to purchase and enjoy a meal and a show at a luxury resort. in a videogame.
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# ? Sep 22, 2023 18:22 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:can't wait to purchase and enjoy a meal and a show at a luxury resort. in a videogame. It’ll be the best rip off of Vegas you’d ever see baby ! Thanks to the grandmaster Chris who for sure has experienced the finest luxury dining in the world
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# ? Sep 22, 2023 18:28 |
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These types of Poasts Bye P-Cahht might actually be more infuriating than the ones where he's muttering darkly about sinister forces conspiring to bring down "the project". I mean, what he's describing are zero-gameplay points of zero-interest. Sure, user-generated content, that always goes great. What do you even do gameplay-wise at a "resort planet", much less his proudly parroting the names of two systems that will have them, despite the fact these systems literally don't exist. Surrrrrrrre, you'll be "using the Spectrum" in "Squadron 42 E1"... except you won't, of course. Talk about the death of third spaces - every item here, that doesn't exist and won't happen, is a chance to hand over more cash for more less-than-worthless do-nothing digital poo poo. I assume the "opera house" these berks keep wanking on about is in there because Battlestar Galactica had one.
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# ? Sep 22, 2023 20:36 |
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If I wanted to go hang out with a bunch of virtual weirdos on a fake vacation planet, I'd just load up Star Trek Online and do /wavehands while people ERP and talk about how goons are [sexually assaulting] them when they jump on the counter and do the dance that has a thrust in it by their character. edit: quote:The project has a quality-first approach and it should be an easy way to recognize trolls and Star Citizen haters whenever this myth is resurfaced periodically. this has to be the funniest assertion I have ever seen anyone who is a deranged star cultist ever make
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# ? Sep 22, 2023 21:02 |
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a deranged star cultist posted:quality-first approach Hah, good spot! And it's not true even according to CInG; they themselves say it is Minimum Viable Product (mainly to try to deny refunds I expect). One reason why we correctly describe the cultists as deranged. Their fantasy grinding its gears against their miserable reality.
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# ? Sep 22, 2023 21:16 |
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Only Kindness posted:Well, shrieks of wokery are not just about what-have-you-got-in-your-pants type stuff, it's also every spittle-flecked white male grievance of the last 60 years refocused and given new breath - in Idlefarts' case, one common complaint seems to be the ever-popular Why Are There Women In Positions Of Authority This Is Literally Erasure Of Half The Planet MY IMMERSION. Plenty of mileage in that one. when Diablo 3 came out they tried to get blizzard to make it so the witch doctor couldn’t go into town because immersion People are terrible and the steam forums seems to collect and ferment a lot of those opinions for sure
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# ? Sep 22, 2023 22:39 |
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Only Kindness posted:These types of Poasts Bye P-Cahht might actually be more infuriating than the ones where he's muttering darkly about sinister forces conspiring to bring down "the project". you can safely assume anything that is planned to be in SQ42 is a direct rip off of any popular movie or tv show that has space in it
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# ? Sep 22, 2023 22:42 |
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Star Trek's Rosa but for Star Citizen Just endless space top gear commercials
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# ? Sep 22, 2023 23:03 |
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Hanging out at the space resort with my space friends. They’re all just out of shot having space fun too
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# ? Sep 22, 2023 23:22 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Lol we’re quickly approaching the ELEVENTH anniversary of the Kickstarter. I'm kinda sad that we've permanently passed the era of the "Graph of exaggerated devtimes to show that SC's development is normal." Ah, well we still have the memories... and the Imgur links:
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# ? Sep 22, 2023 23:26 |
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smellmycheese posted:Hanging out at the space resort with my space friends. They’re all just out of shot having space fun too Hey I'm there too. Press F to initiate space massage. Then let's meet up later for wine and cheese tasting. Really enjoying my life on the resort planet in Star Citizen.
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 00:16 |
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What you're all forgetting is that video games are for children
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 00:38 |
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smoobles posted:What you're all forgetting is that video games are for children And Star Citizen is a game for 60 year old children. The mature video game.
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 00:50 |
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LOL Starfield...
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 01:32 |
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Better understanding of toolsets and content pipelines than your average citizen, that's for sure.
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Viscous Soda posted:I'm kinda sad that we've permanently passed the era of the "Graph of exaggerated devtimes to show that SC's development is normal." Ah, well we still have the memories... and the Imgur links: The new one will have Starfield stretched out 25 years and you will feel grief
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Tippis posted:Better understanding of toolsets and content pipelines than your average citizen, that's for sure. Probably better hygiene, manners and fashion sense too
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 05:50 |
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quote:I am a software engineer and have worked on many projects where an app has to retrieve, parse, format and store data. It can be cumbersome but I have lots of experience doing that sort of thing. So a year ago I decided, just for fun and to learn a new web technology I was interested in, that I would build a "Ship Finder" service where a user could weight their favorite game loops (ex: combat 50%, hauling 30%, mining 15%, FPS 5%), specify various parameters (ex: at least 100 cargo space, purchasable in-game < 3 million aUEC, quantum range X and speed Y), etc. The app would analyze the user requirements and assign a score for each ship in the game for each stated requirement, then derive a total score from the subset, and spit back an ordered list of ships that, based upon the numbers, were the best matches for the user. quote:This illustrates the issue even better. Here's the xml that was in-place at the time for the Cutlass Black: https://archive.ph/Xjc76 Mirificus fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Sep 23, 2023 |
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Thinking about buying Starfield, but CitizenCon is right around the corner. Would hate to buy Starfield with SQ42 maybe, possibly, about to be announced as releasing soon... No way I could keep the shtick up... Just wanted to put it out there that Starfield is what I expected from SQ42. Starfield with Cyberpunk graphics/environments and some Star Wars Squadrons tacked on and I think I'd be satisfied...
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 06:27 |
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Star Wars Squadrons deserves a followup.
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 12:31 |
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dialhforhero posted:Star Wars Squadrons deserves a followup. No it doesn't. X-Wing/TIE Fighter/Alliance do.
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Mirificus posted:I am a software engineer
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FishMcCool posted:No it doesn't. X-Wing/TIE Fighter/Alliance do. I mean, in an extremely large amount of ways it…is.
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 13:13 |
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Lol remember when they released some design sketches of the bad guy alien ships and the cockpit layout was such that it forced the copilot to be eating the pilots rear end?
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 13:21 |
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Asproigerosis posted:Lol remember when they released some design sketches of the bad guy alien ships and the cockpit layout was such that it forced the copilot to be eating the pilots rear end? PissCat will be along to explain that AssSniffing Aliens are fundamental to Croberts space vision
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 13:23 |
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smellmycheese posted:PissCat will be along to explain that AssSniffing Aliens are fundamental to Croberts space vision "If you attended the barhopping drug party at Civcon 2018, you would have heard Chris explain his visionary idea of a race who's ships are powered by the sexual pheromones secreted by the Assmunchers from Uranus, who's main way of maintaining the extreme orgasms required to generate sufficient pheromones were by eating rear end. If you were especially lucky that year, you would would have then been part of a select group that were invited to have the technique demonstrated for them in Chris's VIP suite that night. Chris was especially proud of this race as he did the full mocap for them himself." Sorry, I couldn't think of a way to stretch the joke out to a novel like Pisscat would have.
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 15:04 |
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Blue On Blue posted:the entire basis of this whole shitshow is that they imagine SQ42 will sell as many copies in the first week as GTA5 when it was released pretty sure you still can't buy SQ42 from their store lol
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 15:10 |
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Randalor posted:"If you attended the barhopping drug party at Civcon 2018, you would have heard Chris explain his visionary idea of a race who's ships are powered by the sexual pheromones secreted by the Assmunchers from Uranus, who's main way of maintaining the extreme orgasms required to generate sufficient pheromones were by eating rear end. If you were especially lucky that year, you would would have then been part of a select group that were invited to have the technique demonstrated for them in Chris's VIP suite that night. Chris was especially proud of this race as he did the full mocap for them himself." Don’t apologise. This was very good
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Mirificus posted:<SItemPortLoadoutEntryParams __type="SItemPortLoadoutEntryParams" entityClassName="DRAK_Cutlass_Thruster_Maneuver" inventoryContainer="None" itemPortName="hardpoint_Man_Thruster_Left_Rear_Bot" loadout="None" /> Petition to change thread title to hardpoint_Man_Thruster E: all of them are Man instead of Main lmao
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dialhforhero posted:Star Wars Squadrons deserves a followup. When it was in its peak and Rogue Squadron was still planned it seemed almost impossible we wouldn't get a followup but then the movie got cancelled and a sequel seemed so far away but I would love for it to happen. If Rogue resurrects as a live action series however the odds of us getting one would likely go up
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cirus posted:E: all of them are Man instead of Main lmao Shades of that Aliens game that was busted because of a typo.
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cirus posted:Petition to change thread title to hardpoint_Man_Thruster Isn't that a name from Space Mutiny?
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 18:29 |
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Randalor posted:"If you attended the barhopping drug party at Civcon 2018, you would have heard Chris explain his visionary idea of a race who's ships are powered by the sexual pheromones secreted by the Assmunchers from Uranus, who's main way of maintaining the extreme orgasms required to generate sufficient pheromones were by eating rear end. If you were especially lucky that year, you would would have then been part of a select group that were invited to have the technique demonstrated for them in Chris's VIP suite that night. Chris was especially proud of this race as he did the full mocap for them himself." SirAssmunchALot
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 18:50 |
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Now we have Starfield; is Star Citizen nothing but a bad memory or does the nightmare live on?
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If anything it is just reinforcing justification for eternal delays. In the CIG cultist mind, Starfield was first thought of 20 years ago so that means it has been in development for 20 years. So if a game can take that long and still just be okay, clearly CIG needs to take all the time they can and half rear end nothing!
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