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- piss guzzler 420
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gently caress you
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- actionjackson
- Jan 12, 2003
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i was making a menendez brothers joke you see
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Sep 23, 2023 22:33
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- Bethamphetamine
- Oct 29, 2012
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Prime Minister Sunak of the United Kingdom has very substantially rolled back the ridiculous “Climate Mandates” that the United States is pushing on everyone, especially itself. I always knew Sunak was smart, that he wasn’t going to destroy and bankrupt his nation for fake climate alarmists that don’t have a clue. In the meantime the U.S. keeps rolling merrily along, spending Trillions of Dollars trying to do that which is not doable, while at the same time breathing in the filthy and totally untreated air floating over our once great Country from China, India, Russia, and Parts Unknown. They are all building Coal Fired Plants by the hundreds each year, and Germany, which has almost destroyed itself with its ridiculous form of the Green New Hoax, has just joined in. Congratulations to Prime Minister Sunak for recognizing this SCAM before it was too late! The Green New Hoax will take down the U.S., perhaps even sooner than our Open Border of Death. IT MUST BE STOPPED. MAGA!!!
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Sep 23, 2023 22:33
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- Bethamphetamine
- Oct 29, 2012
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On numerous occasions I told the Air Force and Lockheed Martin that the F-35 Fighter Jet is, in effect, DEFECTIVE, because it only has one engine and no STEAM. They told me that the engine is so good and reliable that it will never break down. I said that’s not possible, everything breaks down at one time or another, just look at Crooked Joe Biden. You need redundancy, you need TWO ENGINES! No high cost modern day plane should have only one engine. Well, an F-35 fell out of the sky yesterday. Hear we go again! I also recommended to “bad maintenance” Boeing that they should not lengthen the unattractive, fat, and slow 737 to get a larger plane, they should go, instead, to an updated fast, beautiful, and sleek 757, the “Praying Mantis.” It is commercial pilots favorite plane to fly. Had they listened to me, years ago, they wouldn’t have had the disaster known as the 737 MAX. Those two horrible tragedies would never have happened. As they say, “Trump was right about everything.” Thank you!!!
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Sep 23, 2023 22:35
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- Bethamphetamine
- Oct 29, 2012
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[TRUMP} : As they say, “Trump was right about everything.” Thank you!!!
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Sep 23, 2023 22:36
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- Red Baron
- Mar 9, 2007
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ty slumfrog
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On numerous occasions I told the Air Force and Lockheed Martin that the F-35 Fighter Jet is, in effect, DEFECTIVE, because it only has one engine and no STEAM. They told me that the engine is so good and reliable that it will never break down. I said that’s not possible, everything breaks down at one time or another, just look at Crooked Joe Biden. You need redundancy, you need TWO ENGINES! No high cost modern day plane should have only one engine. Well, an F-35 fell out of the sky yesterday. Hear we go again! I also recommended to “bad maintenance” Boeing that they should not lengthen the unattractive, fat, and slow 737 to get a larger plane, they should go, instead, to an updated fast, beautiful, and sleek 757, the “Praying Mantis.” It is commercial pilots favorite plane to fly. Had they listened to me, years ago, they wouldn’t have had the disaster known as the 737 MAX. Those two horrible tragedies would never have happened. As they say, “Trump was right about everything.” Thank you!!!
lmao STEAMPLANES
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Sep 23, 2023 22:37
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- Lpzie
- Nov 20, 2006
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praying mantis
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Sep 23, 2023 22:39
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- emfive
- Aug 6, 2011
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Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
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he had so many bangers but probably "Baby Elephant Walk" for me
when I was in high school at a pep rally the cheerleaders put large pillow-like things on their heads, large in that they stuck vertically up in the air like 3 feet or so, and they had faces drawn on them, and they walked around the gym with "Baby Elephant Walk" playing, the "heads" kind-of flopping back and forth, then when the song was over they walked off. To this day I have no idea what that was supposed to mean.
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- Fuckt Tupp
- Apr 19, 2007
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Science
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On numerous occasions I told the Air Force and Lockheed Martin that the F-35 Fighter Jet is, in effect, DEFECTIVE, because it only has one engine and no STEAM. They told me that the engine is so good and reliable that it will never break down. I said that’s not possible, everything breaks down at one time or another, just look at Crooked Joe Biden. You need redundancy, you need TWO ENGINES! No high cost modern day plane should have only one engine. Well, an F-35 fell out of the sky yesterday. Hear we go again! I also recommended to “bad maintenance” Boeing that they should not lengthen the unattractive, fat, and slow 737 to get a larger plane, they should go, instead, to an updated fast, beautiful, and sleek 757, the “Praying Mantis.” It is commercial pilots favorite plane to fly. Had they listened to me, years ago, they wouldn’t have had the disaster known as the 737 MAX. Those two horrible tragedies would never have happened. As they say, “Trump was right about everything.” Thank you!!!
he really was our first steampunk president
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Sep 23, 2023 22:43
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- limp dick calvin
- Sep 1, 2006
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Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
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On numerous occasions I told the Air Force and Lockheed Martin that the F-35 Fighter Jet is, in effect, DEFECTIVE, because it only has one engine and no STEAM. They told me that the engine is so good and reliable that it will never break down. I said that’s not possible, everything breaks down at one time or another, just look at Crooked Joe Biden. You need redundancy, you need TWO ENGINES! No high cost modern day plane should have only one engine. Well, an F-35 fell out of the sky yesterday. Hear we go again! I also recommended to “bad maintenance” Boeing that they should not lengthen the unattractive, fat, and slow 737 to get a larger plane, they should go, instead, to an updated fast, beautiful, and sleek 757, the “Praying Mantis.” It is commercial pilots favorite plane to fly. Had they listened to me, years ago, they wouldn’t have had the disaster known as the 737 MAX. Those two horrible tragedies would never have happened. As they say, “Trump was right about everything.” Thank you!!!
is this real because I agree
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Sep 23, 2023 22:46
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- deathbysnusnu
- Feb 25, 2016
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On numerous occasions I told the Air Force and Lockheed Martin that the F-35 Fighter Jet is, in effect, DEFECTIVE, because it only has one engine and no STEAM. They told me that the engine is so good and reliable that it will never break down. I said that’s not possible, everything breaks down at one time or another, just look at Crooked Joe Biden. You need redundancy, you need TWO ENGINES! No high cost modern day plane should have only one engine. Well, an F-35 fell out of the sky yesterday. Hear we go again! I also recommended to “bad maintenance” Boeing that they should not lengthen the unattractive, fat, and slow 737 to get a larger plane, they should go, instead, to an updated fast, beautiful, and sleek 757, the “Praying Mantis.” It is commercial pilots favorite plane to fly. Had they listened to me, years ago, they wouldn’t have had the disaster known as the 737 MAX. Those two horrible tragedies would never have happened. As they say, “Trump was right about everything.” Thank you!!!
When we get another trump presidency it's gonna be kinda like when North Korea does a photo up where one of the kim's inspects a factory and increases efficiency 38% by their singular genius but instead it's gonna be a pudding brained trump making boeing engineers install coal furnaces into fighter jets and ripping into random wiring like a big wet orange gremlin.
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Sep 23, 2023 22:47
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- mcmagic
- Jul 1, 2004
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If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
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drew carey rules. seems like an awesome guy
This kind of stuff reminds me of baseball players who are the more hardcore chuds but also are militant MLBPA members. Solidarity is magical.
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- AxGrap
- Jan 11, 2005
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☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
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- Shifty Nipples
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- CaptainBeefart
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On numerous occasions I told the Air Force and Lockheed Martin that the F-35 Fighter Jet is, in effect, DEFECTIVE, because it only has one engine and no STEAM. They told me that the engine is so good and reliable that it will never break down. I said that’s not possible, everything breaks down at one time or another, just look at Crooked Joe Biden. You need redundancy, you need TWO ENGINES! No high cost modern day plane should have only one engine. Well, an F-35 fell out of the sky yesterday. Hear we go again! I also recommended to “bad maintenance” Boeing that they should not lengthen the unattractive, fat, and slow 737 to get a larger plane, they should go, instead, to an updated fast, beautiful, and sleek 757, the “Praying Mantis.” It is commercial pilots favorite plane to fly. Had they listened to me, years ago, they wouldn’t have had the disaster known as the 737 MAX. Those two horrible tragedies would never have happened. As they say, “Trump was right about everything.” Thank you!!!
Wind turbined?
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Sep 23, 2023 22:52
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- Shifty Nipples
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- Sherbert Hoover
- Dec 12, 2019
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Working hard, thank you!
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C-SPAM > As they say, “[Trump] was right about everything.” Thank you!!!
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Sep 23, 2023 22:54
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- DrPossum
- May 15, 2004
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i am not a surgeon
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The best part about Jan 2025 forward is him knowing he doesnt have to try or be popular which is why hell win again in 2028
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Sep 23, 2023 22:56
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- Oglethorpe
- Aug 8, 2005
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On numerous occasions I told the Air Force and Lockheed Martin that the F-35 Fighter Jet is, in effect, DEFECTIVE, because it only has one engine and no STEAM. They told me that the engine is so good and reliable that it will never break down. I said that’s not possible, everything breaks down at one time or another, just look at Crooked Joe Biden. You need redundancy, you need TWO ENGINES! No high cost modern day plane should have only one engine. Well, an F-35 fell out of the sky yesterday. Hear we go again! I also recommended to “bad maintenance” Boeing that they should not lengthen the unattractive, fat, and slow 737 to get a larger plane, they should go, instead, to an updated fast, beautiful, and sleek 757, the “Praying Mantis.” It is commercial pilots favorite plane to fly. Had they listened to me, years ago, they wouldn’t have had the disaster known as the 737 MAX. Those two horrible tragedies would never have happened. As they say, “Trump was right about everything.” Thank you!!!
hes right
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Sep 23, 2023 23:00
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- Lpzie
- Nov 20, 2006
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my match is about 40 minutes away... ya'll better come out and show some love !
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Sep 23, 2023 23:04
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- External Organs
- Mar 3, 2006
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One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
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there's 8 billion people in the world and 330m of that pretends to rule them all. 4%!! lol straight 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🎪🎪🎪🤡🤡
8 billion people?? Name them
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Sep 23, 2023 23:06
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- Lpzie
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8 billion people?? Name them
watch SAW, you'll see them all in columbo gear...
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- euphronius
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hear we go again
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Sep 23, 2023 23:08
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One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
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On numerous occasions I told the Air Force and Lockheed Martin that the F-35 Fighter Jet is, in effect, DEFECTIVE, because it only has one engine and no STEAM. They told me that the engine is so good and reliable that it will never break down. I said that’s not possible, everything breaks down at one time or another, just look at Crooked Joe Biden. You need redundancy, you need TWO ENGINES! No high cost modern day plane should have only one engine. Well, an F-35 fell out of the sky yesterday. Hear we go again! I also recommended to “bad maintenance” Boeing that they should not lengthen the unattractive, fat, and slow 737 to get a larger plane, they should go, instead, to an updated fast, beautiful, and sleek 757, the “Praying Mantis.” It is commercial pilots favorite plane to fly. Had they listened to me, years ago, they wouldn’t have had the disaster known as the 737 MAX. Those two horrible tragedies would never have happened. As they say, “Trump was right about everything.” Thank you!!!
*Licks finger, holds it to the air and then rubs it on the f35 engine* no steam....?
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Sep 23, 2023 23:08
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- euphronius
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As they say, “Trump was right about everything.” Thank you!!!
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- Shifty Nipples
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8 billion people?? Name them
homo sapiens sapiens
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Sep 23, 2023 23:10
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- Pooky
- Aug 29, 2004
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I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
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On numerous occasions I told the Air Force and Lockheed Martin that the F-35 Fighter Jet is, in effect, DEFECTIVE, because it only has one engine and no STEAM. They told me that the engine is so good and reliable that it will never break down. I said that’s not possible, everything breaks down at one time or another, just look at Crooked Joe Biden. You need redundancy, you need TWO ENGINES! No high cost modern day plane should have only one engine. Well, an F-35 fell out of the sky yesterday. Hear we go again! I also recommended to “bad maintenance” Boeing that they should not lengthen the unattractive, fat, and slow 737 to get a larger plane, they should go, instead, to an updated fast, beautiful, and sleek 757, the “Praying Mantis.” It is commercial pilots favorite plane to fly. Had they listened to me, years ago, they wouldn’t have had the disaster known as the 737 MAX. Those two horrible tragedies would never have happened. As they say, “Trump was right about everything.” Thank you!!!
lmao
I got to "Hear we go again" and thought it must be fake
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Sep 23, 2023 23:14
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- External Organs
- Mar 3, 2006
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One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
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Trump history x scrambling to get a pic of him getting multiple degrees in aeronautics
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Sep 23, 2023 23:16
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- Bip Roberts
- Mar 29, 2005
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trump wears googles with a gear glued to them
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Sep 23, 2023 23:18
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- Pooky
- Aug 29, 2004
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I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
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https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/1705680055228125513
lol the dude in red doing nothing to help but push on plastic
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