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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Burgers do not need hats, or corn

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.
Looking less like a burger and more like

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/messedupfoods/status/1705056825920348275

:yikes:

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

I like how they finally got to the top bun after way too many layers but still couldn't bring themselves to stop

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Love to dip my fingers into just-boiled cheese to pickup my burger.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Let them smother your food in the burning sludge, then throw it in their face

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


It's an excuse to knife and fork that burger, the superior method of burgin'

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

It's an excuse to knife and fork that burger, the superior method of burgin'

What....what the gently caress.........what the gently caress!?

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Smugworth posted:

It's an excuse to knife and fork that burger, the superior method of burgin'

Sicko poo poo right here

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Smugworth posted:

It's an excuse to knife and fork that burger, the superior method of burgin'

Hovering over report button

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Captain Hygiene posted:

Burgers do not need hats, or corn
This is a great thread title.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Smugworth posted:

It's an excuse to knife and fork that burger, the superior method of burgin'

:chloe:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Smugworth posted:

It's an excuse to knife and fork that burger, the superior method of burgin'

Swiss citizen identified

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Smugworth posted:

It's an excuse to knife and fork that burger, the superior method of burgin'

That's how I eat my Snickers bars.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
its probably a delicious dog but they dont need to sloppily cut it up and throw it in a cup :colbert:
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1h2lo7q5c1x4wk8c.mp4

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
that looks delicious and i would eat the dog with chopsticks np

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
The individual ingredients and the cooking all look delicious, but it seems like the whole thing just falls apart as soon as it's chopped up and put into a bowl. It seems like it wasn't really wrapped up all that tight and chopping it up just loosened it up more.

Like maybe it still holds but just seems like the worst way to serve it.

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

ekuNNN posted:

its probably a delicious dog but they dont need to sloppily cut it up and throw it in a cup :colbert:
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1h2lo7q5c1x4wk8c.mp4

Hot dogs in a bowl or cup is blasphemy. What the hell is wrong with people? :v:

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

I'm gonna chop up a hot dog and throw it in a bowl of ramen just for you.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Neo Kobe dawg

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/FootyScran/status/1705896929719447619

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Somebody should add a script to this thread that just automatically posts Footy Scran every time it pops up

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
This one is barely worth mentioning, though. The price isn’t usurious, it’s not puny, it looks to be cooked OK, and the lack of condiments is probably the fault of the person taking the picture. It’s just a generic mediocre burger.

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
I bought this in a pub in Bristol back in 2016.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Did you eat it?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

egg_dog posted:

I bought this in a pub in Bristol back in 2016.



I imagine this sausage sitting in a hospital bed begging it's family to pull the drat plug.

Hotdog Jesus, I'm coming.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

egg_dog posted:

I bought this in a pub in Bristol back in 2016.



Cross posting this to the anti food porn thread, this is horrific enough to be shared

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Ah, my new, pre-filled, flip-flops have arrived.

Long-Time Lurker
May 20, 2021

readin'-but-not-postin'-jones

ekuNNN posted:

its probably a delicious dog but they dont need to sloppily cut it up and throw it in a cup :colbert:
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1h2lo7q5c1x4wk8c.mp4

Looks great unless you are white and got weird hang ups about how hot dogs, burgers, and pizzas should be served.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

egg_dog posted:

I bought this in a pub in Bristol back in 2016.



I'm reminded of one of those lavishly detailed gross-out shots from a Ren and Stimpy cartoon

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

egg_dog posted:

I bought this in a pub in Bristol back in 2016.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d77t_YDDm4

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

egg_dog posted:

I bought this in a pub in Bristol back in 2016.



They really are proud of that stool chart, aren't they?

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

ekuNNN posted:

its probably a delicious dog but they dont need to sloppily cut it up and throw it in a cup :colbert:
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1h2lo7q5c1x4wk8c.mp4

Otherwise those are good, but the "sausage" there is not a sausage. It's mostly plastic with a distinct burnt tyre smell and even worse taste.

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

egg_dog posted:

I bought this in a pub in Bristol back in 2016.

That is obscene!










Why did you order that specifically?

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

LookieLoo posted:

That is obscene!


Why did you order that specifically?

Looking to me like you answered your own question

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

LookieLoo posted:

What did you order specifically?

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

ekuNNN posted:

its probably a delicious dog but they dont need to sloppily cut it up and throw it in a cup :colbert:
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1h2lo7q5c1x4wk8c.mp4

Yes they do, chopping poo poo up and putting it in a cup makes street food like 60% more delicious. In Thailand they just dump that poo poo into a plastic bag.

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

david_a posted:

it looks to be cooked OK
The cheese hasnt melted at all, it doesn't look like its warm, even. this was not cooked OK :colbert:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s0ikmhoIt91vfyq9r.mp4

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