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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
I had a streampunk gf once, but then she got a leak and dried out

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Red Baron posted:

the beacon is lit, dawn crew calls for aid!



RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

Chard posted:

somebody recommend some good martial arts movies. the raid and its sequel are the tone i'm looking for, i know there's at least one expert who wants to show off right now - educate me

I would say the movie that best aligns with the raid is called "Triple Threat". I think it also has the same lead actor but I'm too lazy to check.

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

Chard posted:

somebody recommend some good martial arts movies. the raid and its sequel are the tone i'm looking for, i know there's at least one expert who wants to show off right now - educate me

https://youtu.be/Oh8KnmRvqd0?si=kRQvK0k7j16TBgf4

Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

External Organs posted:

I had a streampunk gf once, but then she got a leak and dried out

Thank you for the update Mr. Shapiro

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
lol

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1607629878530084865/pu/vid/360x360/BWFCqu_wsIYxNKg2.mp4?tag=12

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
yeah, I’m good looking.



good looking at posts.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4-LnHr34Lk

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

19 o'clock posted:

yeah, I’m good looking.



good looking at posts.

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
loll

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

I'm going to remember "A tooth for an eye; a hammer for a tooth" and say it at business meetings while looking knowing and serious.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

smarxist posted:



dudes rock

me @ ur posts

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Chard posted:

somebody recommend some good martial arts movies. the raid and its sequel are the tone i'm looking for, i know there's at least one expert who wants to show off right now - educate me

road house

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
are we actually going to experience a transition from the dissolute Buddykins of today to an honest-to-gosh "steel drivin' man" Buddykins?

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




emfive posted:

are we actually going to experience a transition from the dissolute Buddykins of today to an honest-to-gosh "steel drivin' man" Buddykins?

Lmao no

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Red Baron posted:

the beacon is lit, dawn crew calls for aid!


nooo, my carriage is all pumpkinified

and right before another beautiful day in trump's america!!! :patriot:

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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


emfive posted:

are we actually going to experience a transition from the dissolute Buddykins of today to an honest-to-gosh "steel drivin' man" Buddykins?

Steel reserve drinking man

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


Vim Fuego posted:

me @ ur posts

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
buddykins take the train job you clown

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Pro lifers had absolutely zero status on the subject of abortion until I came along. For 52 years everyone “talked,” but got nothing. I GOT IT DONE! There would be no talk of a six week ban, or anything else, without me. Roe v. Wade allowed the killing of a baby at any time, including the 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th month, and even after birth. They, therefore, are the RADICALS, not us, and now, because of our Supreme Court victory, the power has shifted and, for the first time, those fighting for the Pro Life movement have been given tremendous Power on this issue. Before our victory, they had nothing, and they will have nothing again if we don’t win ELECTIONS. Like Ronald Reagan, I believe in the three Exceptions for Rape, Incest, and the Life of the Mother. You have to follow your HEART, but without the Exceptions, it will be very hard to win Elections. The six week ban on abortion, among other things, like his fight against Social Security & MediCare, killed the DeSanctus Campaign!

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

emfive posted:

are we actually going to experience a transition from the dissolute Buddykins of today to an honest-to-gosh "steel drivin' man" Buddykins?

it's either that or the self destruction path

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Chard posted:

somebody recommend some good martial arts movies. the raid and its sequel are the tone i'm looking for, i know there's at least one expert who wants to show off right now - educate me
look up Tony Jaa movies, like

Ong Bak: muay thai warrior (2003)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Uy4jg0Jt4
also The Protector (2005) aint nothin to gently caress with

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Consummate Professional posted:

buddykins take the train job you clown

https://twitter.com/dailymirror/status/786402992425623552?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Buddykins time to drink some golden seal

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
buddykins go to the conductor

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

emfive posted:

are we actually going to experience a transition from the dissolute Buddykins of today to an honest-to-gosh "steel drivin' man" Buddykins?

and that man’s name? John Henry Buddykins

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Ben Nerevarine posted:

buddykins go to the conductor

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

wait was the job a train driver? cool!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







smarxist posted:



dudes rock

Raise your hat

….no

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Bethamphetamine posted:

Pro lifers had absolutely zero status on the subject of abortion until I came along. For 52 years everyone “talked,” but got nothing. I GOT IT DONE! There would be no talk of a six week ban, or anything else, without me. Roe v. Wade allowed the killing of a baby at any time, including the 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th month, and even after birth. They, therefore, are the RADICALS, not us, and now, because of our Supreme Court victory, the power has shifted and, for the first time, those fighting for the Pro Life movement have been given tremendous Power on this issue. Before our victory, they had nothing, and they will have nothing again if we don’t win ELECTIONS. Like Ronald Reagan, I believe in the three Exceptions for Rape, Incest, and the Life of the Mother. You have to follow your HEART, but without the Exceptions, it will be very hard to win Elections. The six week ban on abortion, among other things, like his fight against Social Security & MediCare, killed the DeSanctus Campaign!

hahahaha AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

CaptainBeefart posted:

Steel reserve drinking man

My first alcohol!

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Morning folks, I’m riding that post show high.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Chard posted:

somebody recommend some good martial arts movies. the raid and its sequel are the tone i'm looking for, i know there's at least one expert who wants to show off right now - educate me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12DtHOU_2qo

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Only Nixon could go to China

Only a guy that paid for a porn star's abortion could ban abortion

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Buddykins is a train conductor now?

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Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

CaptainBeefart posted:

Steel reserve drinking man

hahahaha

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