[Trump] I'm OD'd on trump! I turn on the television trump, trump, trump

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(Thread IKs: bebop esq, Virgil Vox, WrasslorMonkey)

how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

tenderjerk posted:

imagine the kinda degenerate you gotta be to be on this grind, speng31b you legit have loving brain problems lol

and they wonder why people think CSPAM is full of maladjusted adults

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:10

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# ? May 25, 2024 08:45

Bixington: Feb 27, 2011; made me feel all nippley inside my tittychest

Filthy Hans posted:

not naming names but one of the people who has chainprobed me multiple times has 3 kids and still found the time to keep up the chainprobing schedule like a Swiss railroad conductor

lol

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:11

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Lux Anima posted:

717 mother ducks

gm,sm

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:17

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
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Spoondick posted:

i gotta tear this mf out, clean it up and put it back in i think, it stalls out right after start... it was sitting in a shed for 15 years and we had a mechanic get it running but afterwards we had to drive it 20 miles home and i think the ethanol gas dissolved some of the gunk in the fuel line and gummed up the carb, either that or a vacuum leak maybe

I don't know much about car engines but are you sure it's compatible with ethanol gas, I know it can cause problems with fuel-injected motors but I don't know about carburetors

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:23

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

lol, rite aid is finally dying... going bankrupt and immediately closing a quarter of their stores, they've been circling the drain hoping someone would buy them for the last 20 years ever since their executives got busted for defrauding shareholders by double counting income sources to make them appear profitable

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:24

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
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Bixington posted:

lol

hi, I don't recognize you so in case this is your first time posting in the Trump thread, know that you are welcome here

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:24

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

tenderjerk posted:

imagine the kinda degenerate you gotta be to be on this grind, speng31b you legit have loving brain problems lol

schmoe weed is on a mission.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:24

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
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whatever happened to gang weed

I remember some deliberately incomprehensible Joker memes but then it just disappeared

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:26

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

The pm2.5 went from 150 to like 11 in a day...gently caress yeah

Gonna rain tits tomorrow too

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:28

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

why is it OK that somebody gets chain probed by some weirdo IK for no apparent reason

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:28

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/Trump_History45/status/1705978301033173325

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:29

2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

Piss??

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:31

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

The election was rigged. There�s no question about that. There�s so much proof on it. Even if you go to the more modern-day proof with the � they call it Twitter Files, FBI and Twitter, or you take a look at the Amazon stuff or the Google stuff, or you take a look at '2,000 Mules,' you take a look at all of the ballot stuffing that�s on tape, you take a look at the fact that the legislatures didn�t approve a lot of the things that were done in the elections, and they had to approve. And we could go on forever. We could go on forever. But, but no. I want somebody that�s going to be strong, respected, tough, and fair.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:34

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
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2DCAT posted:

Puns??

here's one for you, 2DCAT

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1705890574551707931

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:35

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

Filthy Hans posted:

https://twitter.com/Trump_History45/status/1705978301033173325

Oj Trumpson

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:35

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Steve Scalise has blood cancer per Tim Wahlberg at the Michigan Republican Leadership Conference.

Frank Lucas has a broken pelvis after wrestling with a 1000 lb bull.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:35

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

Crazy moments in Nu-Trump History

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:35

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

Filthy Hans posted:

I don't know much about car engines but are you sure it's compatible with ethanol gas, I know it can cause problems with fuel-injected motors but I don't know about carburetors

unfortunately it's all we have in california though some places use more than others, i see plenty of bugs driving around though so i don't think the fuel itself is the problem so much but ethanol can dissolve rust in the fuel tank and line and carry it downstream, and with the car sitting for so long immediately before cycling a good amount of fuel i think that's what happened

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:36

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Bethamphetamine posted:

The election was rigged. There�s no question about that. There�s so much proof on it. Even if you go to the more modern-day proof with the � they call it Twitter Files, FBI and Twitter, or you take a look at the Amazon stuff or the Google stuff, or you take a look at '2,000 Mules,' you take a look at all of the ballot stuffing that�s on tape, you take a look at the fact that the legislatures didn�t approve a lot of the things that were done in the elections, and they had to approve. And we could go on forever. We could go on forever. But, but no. I want somebody that�s going to be strong, respected, tough, and fair.

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1705166624909599155

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:36

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Steve Scalise has blood cancer per Tim Wahlberg at the Michigan Republican Leadership Conference.

Frank Lucas has a broken pelvis after wrestling with a 1000 lb bull.

HUGE PUNS A PLUS

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1705256683583295985

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:37

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Crazy moments in Pun History

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1705372463616733366

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:37

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
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emfive posted:

why is it OK that somebody gets puns posted by some weirdo Trump threader for no apparent reason

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1705388966357442935

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:38

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

Filthy Hans posted:

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1705372463616733366

hit me again, I didn't know sturgion was a type of fish.
I need that initial pun hit.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:39

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Steve Scalise has blood cancer per Tim Wahlberg at the Michigan Republican Leadership Conference.

Frank Lucas has a broken pelvis after wrestling with a 1000 lb bull.

well that was not on my bingo card

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:39

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

hit me again, I didn't know sturgion was a type of fish.
I need that initial pun hit.

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1705607773931569164

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:39

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

Filthy Hans posted:

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1705607773931569164

that's the poo poo. right in my vein.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:40

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1705609177068970465

mdemone posted:

well that was not on my bingo card

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:40

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Spoondick posted:

unfortunately it's all we have in california though some places use more than others, i see plenty of bugs driving around though so i don't think the fuel itself is the problem so much but ethanol can dissolve rust in the fuel tank and line and carry it downstream, and with the car sitting for so long immediately before cycling a good amount of fuel i think that's what happened

that's probably exactly what it was. take apart the carb then blast every tiny lil orifice with carb cleaner and the lil straw thing they come with. rebuilt kit might not be a bad idea either and they're usually cheap as poo poo for those old carbs

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:40

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Spoondick posted:

unfortunately it's all we have in california though some places use more than others, i see plenty of bugs driving around though so i don't think the fuel itself is the problem so much but ethanol can dissolve rust in the fuel tank and line and carry it downstream, and with the car sitting for so long immediately before cycling a good amount of fuel i think that's what happened

more like S-pun-dick amirite

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1705739064782004366

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:41

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
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Large Testicles posted:

that's probably exactly what it was. take apart the carb then blast every tiny lil orifice with carb cleaner and the lil straw thing they come with. rebuilt kit might not be a bad idea either and they're usually cheap as poo poo for those old carbs

that's some great advice, here's a pun for positive reinforcement of your behavior

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1705693914349613518

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:41

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/Trump_History45/status/1705779809069273142

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:43

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

get a couple of see through fuel filters too, you'll probably burn through the first one quick but that's good cause it's not getting into your now freshly rebuilt carb

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:43

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

meanwhile, in Canuckistan

https://twitter.com/TheCanadaFiles/status/1705656600839811498
https://twitter.com/TheCanadaFiles/status/1705747927807729933

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:47

Spaced God: Feb 8, 2014; All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!

it's cool that the LC is basically entirely just chainprobes of people for personal grievances across multiple forums and has been for like two months but it's forums culture so you just gotta deal with it and hope you don't post in the wrong thread

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:48

Spaced God: Feb 8, 2014; All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!

Filthy Hans posted:

meanwhile, in Canuckistan

https://twitter.com/TheCanadaFiles/status/1705656600839811498
https://twitter.com/TheCanadaFiles/status/1705747927807729933

canada has a deep passion for it's ukranian nazi heritage https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jul/17/canada-nazi-monument-vandalism-hate-crime

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:49

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

The GOP must be destroyed

survey says no
https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1705812580860670258

quote:

Looking at some of the support levels among different demographic and political groups also points to reasons for caution on this finding. For example, in the new poll, men favor Trump by 62 percent to 32 percent, a margin of 30 points. In May, Trump�s margin among men was 16 points.

Among voters under age 35, Trump leads Biden in the new Post-ABC poll by 20 points. Some other recent public polls show Biden winning this group by between six and 18 points. In 2020, Biden won voters under age 35 by double digits. Among non-White voters, the poll finds Biden leads by nine points. In four other public polls, Biden�s lead among non-White voters ranges from 12 points to 24 points.

Another group that backs Trump by a big margin in the poll are those who say they did not vote in 2020. They account for about 15 percent of the overall sample of registered voters, and they favor Trump over Biden by 63 percent to 27 percent. That level of support is significantly stronger than among those in the poll who say they voted in 2020. Among that group, Trump is at 50 percent, Biden at 45 percent.

Outlier results occasionally occur in polls due to random error and nonresponse issues, although the political composition of the poll is typical on other metrics. Self-reported 2020 voters say they supported Biden over Trump that year by a 50 percent to 46 percent margin, similar to Biden�s 51 percent to 47 percent margin in the national popular vote.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:50