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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Hughmoris posted:

Taylor Swift bringing new fans to football this week to watch the destruction of Chicago. Bears can't catch a break this week.

Chiefs merch sales gonna go loving insane this week

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

If I was missing 3 o-line starters I would simply give the o-line some help

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Can't believe Fields held it too long and then took a dumb sack

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
And then the punt goes right through the legs for a touchback haha

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Bears ST could've put the Chiefs at the 1
Bears gonna Bear

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i'm dead serious, is kelce at this moment more famous than mahomes

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
The Bears offensive staff need to go back 11 years and look how the Broncos made Tebow look serviceable.

If you're going to play the guy, play to his strengths.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

fartknocker posted:

Chiefs merch sales gonna go loving insane this week

Yeeeep. Chiefs jacket with red lipstick gonna be the look next week.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Vertical Lime posted:

i'm dead serious, is kelce at this moment more famous than mahomes

No

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
lmfao holy poo poo the bears are so inept

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
that was almost a pick-6

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Mega64 posted:

I think it's time for us to finally accept that Zach Wilson is not the answer for the New York Jets.

Yep, had one good drive then promptly went back to being awful

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/TLddw6L.mp4

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

hughesta posted:

lmfao holy poo poo the bears are so inept

lol just saw that highlight. just excelling in all three phases

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

Vertical Lime posted:

i'm dead serious, is kelce at this moment more famous than mahomes

right now, no, but if this lasts longer than a couple months he might be

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I’m sorry by why the gently caress were we crowning the Cowboys so much?

It’s like people forgot they were QBed by Dak or something.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Quiet Feet posted:

gently caress the Cowboys.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Rogue Elephant posted:

right now, no, but if this lasts longer than a couple months he might be

Yeah, this.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Kirios posted:

I’m sorry by why the gently caress were we crowning the Cowboys so much?

It’s like people forgot they were QBed by Dak or something.

Good defense that throttled elite QBs Daniel Jones and Zach Wilson.

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I'm not sure why the Chiefs keep trying to make CEH a thing.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
How did the Lions look today outside of the score?

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Grittybeard posted:

I'm not sure why the Chiefs keep trying to make CEH a thing.

Just had the exact same thought.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Kirios posted:

I’m sorry by why the gently caress were we crowning the Cowboys so much?

It’s like people forgot they were QBed by Dak or something.

the cowboys can eat a hot steamy bowl of poo poo for all i care but they've got a championship-caliber defense and just need a halfway competent offense to be in the mix when the playoffs hit.

plus the talking heads and the networks that power those talking heads really, really like it when the cowboys are doing well because money is A Thing

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Vertical Lime posted:

i'm dead serious, is kelce at this moment more famous than mahomes

Oh most definitely

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

BlindSite posted:

Just had the exact same thought.

He's clearly the third best RB on the roster, McKinnon's better at blitz pickups if you're worried about that in addition to being better at other things. Pacheco's a crackhead who breaks off chunk plays now and then and doesn't seem to suck at catching the ball.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Toaster Beef posted:

the cowboys can eat a hot steamy bowl of poo poo for all i care but they've got a championship-caliber defense and just need a halfway competent offense to be in the mix when the playoffs hit.

Too bad they have Dak.

DancingMachine
Aug 12, 2004

He's a dancing machine!
When Kyler Murray comes back does he play?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Hughmoris posted:

How did the Lions look today outside of the score?

Looked good. Goff can still make plays, Hutchinson is a beast. It was a bad matchup for ATL basically.

To me the Lions are still a playoff contender.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Seattle will simply FG their way to victory.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

If I was missing 3 o-line starters I would simply give the o-line some help

I would call 2 running plays right out the gate to show exactly how fuckin bad my backups are

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Grittybeard posted:

Pacheco's a crackhead who breaks off chunk plays now and then and doesn't seem to suck at catching the ball.

Speaking of which!

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

DancingMachine posted:

When Kyler Murray comes back does he play?

Yeah.

He'll play Call of Duty!!!!!!!!!!!!

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I don't think I've ever seen a punt returner get hit right as they catch the ball and turn it into positive yardage, pretty cool.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Mega64 posted:

Too bad they have Dak.

i mean yeah, you know that and i know that, but elsewhere dak is regarded highly for reasons that evade me

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Mega64 posted:

Too bad they have Mike McCarthy.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Hot Diggity! posted:

Yeah.

He'll play Call of Duty!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buddy you don't need a working ACL to play CoD!

DancingMachine
Aug 12, 2004

He's a dancing machine!
Kenneth Walker status: a good use of a first round pick?!

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Imagine finding out that you're suddenly the new DC of the Chicago Bears and their barren roster, and oh yeah, your first game will be against the Kansas City Chiefs.

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