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pics	69	0.39%
vids	420	2.40%
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havin yer mam	9001	51.44%
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A Buffer Gay Dude: Oct 25, 2020

Tee hee

# ? Sep 20, 2023 19:55

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# ? May 10, 2024 22:12

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1704792628779233746?s=20

TheBigAristotle fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Sep 22, 2023

# ? Sep 21, 2023 16:50

szary: Mar 12, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/2WGpNpL.mp4

# ? Sep 22, 2023 13:34

A Buffer Gay Dude: Oct 25, 2020

szary posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2WGpNpL.mp4

Hell yeah

https://i.imgur.com/2WGpNpL.mp4

# ? Sep 22, 2023 18:36

sticksy: May 26, 2004; Nap Ghost

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYwf2SBWa5o

???

# ? Sep 22, 2023 18:51

JingleBells: Jan 7, 2007; Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

https://twitter.com/dw_sports/status/1704110954240196925

# ? Sep 22, 2023 20:52

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

Was that the last kick of the game or something, why's the keeper up so high

# ? Sep 22, 2023 21:11

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

# ? Sep 22, 2023 22:42

the sex ghost: Sep 6, 2009

Frankston posted:

# ? Sep 22, 2023 22:49

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

# ? Sep 22, 2023 23:26

Brendan Rodgers: Jun 11, 2014

vyelkin posted:

Mods give me this avatar and change my name to Steven Gerrard

# ? Sep 22, 2023 23:28

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Frankston posted:

Still less awkward than seeing the queen picture in the rangers changing room

# ? Sep 22, 2023 23:32

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Frankston posted:

tfw you asked for sussudio 40 minutes ago and the dj has played nothing but pitbull remixes

# ? Sep 22, 2023 23:40

Total Meatlove: Jan 28, 2007; Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Jose posted:

Still less awkward than seeing the queen picture in the rangers changing room

Toon fan now against pictures of a woman not wearing a niqab? Sportswashing claims another victim. :sigh:

# ? Sep 22, 2023 23:45

Rascar Capac: Aug 31, 2016; Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Frankston posted:

"The trick, la, is not minding that it hurts."

# ? Sep 22, 2023 23:46

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Brendan Rodgers posted:

Mods give me this avatar and change my name to Steven Gerrard

Ste-ven bin Al Gerradi

# ? Sep 22, 2023 23:51

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

vyelkin posted:

mods please give me this with a lot of arabic underneath that that basically says "this lad is bald y'know"

mods

# ? Sep 23, 2023 00:34

A Buffer Gay Dude: Oct 25, 2020

Frankston posted:

Al-Lettit Slip

# ? Sep 23, 2023 03:48

Dell_Zincht: Nov 5, 2003

Thanks Ants posted:

Was that the last kick of the game or something, why's the keeper up so high

Yes

# ? Sep 24, 2023 08:35

Rascar Capac: Aug 31, 2016; Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

https://twitter.com/FinishedPlayers/status/1705662234154643816?t=dLJZT7svE4uaVyfZx1fVOw&s=19

# ? Sep 24, 2023 09:47

szary: Mar 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/rubennatm/status/1705696378419126485

# ? Sep 24, 2023 13:43

sticksy: May 26, 2004; Nap Ghost

Rascar Capac posted:

https://twitter.com/FinishedPlayers/status/1705662234154643816?t=dLJZT7svE4uaVyfZx1fVOw&s=19

Phwoar

szary posted:

https://twitter.com/rubennatm/status/1705696378419126485

When the blood bag hits

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:02

Nuclear Spoon: Aug 18, 2010; I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive

https://twitter.com/Zonal_Marking/status/1706026144460374226?s=20

# ? Sep 24, 2023 22:25

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/thfcm14/status/1706023772099129606

# ? Sep 25, 2023 06:47

Xabi: Jan 21, 2006; Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Nuclear Spoon posted:

https://twitter.com/Zonal_Marking/status/1706026144460374226?s=20

Is this for real?

# ? Sep 25, 2023 09:19

Nuclear Spoon: Aug 18, 2010; I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive

his tweet is at least

https://twitter.com/jjenas8/status/1705948893995794716?s=20

Nuclear Spoon fucked around with this message at 09:37 on Sep 25, 2023

# ? Sep 25, 2023 09:35

jeebus bob: Nov 4, 2004; Festina lente

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# ? Sep 25, 2023 11:05

Ulio: Feb 17, 2011

Was watching top 10 goal videos and man Rivaldo is right up there with Ibra, Rooney for the amount of stupid ridiculous goals he scored. Like how many bicycle kicks or half volleys outside of the box does this guy have.

# ? Sep 25, 2023 14:50

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Ulio posted:

Was watching top 10 goal videos and man Rivaldo is right up there with Ibra, Rooney for the amount of stupid ridiculous goals he scored. Like how many bicycle kicks or half volleys outside of the box does this guy have.

Imagine having to try to figure out how to defend peak One True Ronaldo running at you and then Rivaldo just pops up with a 30 yard scissor kick into the top corner

# ? Sep 25, 2023 15:09

Ulio: Feb 17, 2011

Shrapnig posted:

Imagine having to try to figure out how to defend peak One True Ronaldo running at you and then Rivaldo just pops up with a 30 yard scissor kick into the top corner

drat I forgot how balanced that lineup was. Thats the first world cup I watched and I took that team for granted. Their attack was insane.

# ? Sep 25, 2023 15:13

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

opposition coaches looking at that frontline and thinking "oh well maybe we can play narrow and contain that ridiculous front three in the centre of the pitch" and then you notice that the overlapping wing backs are Cafu and Roberto Carlos

# ? Sep 25, 2023 15:16

the sex ghost: Sep 6, 2009

Also roque junior was there

# ? Sep 25, 2023 15:20

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Ulio posted:

drat I forgot how balanced that lineup was. Thats the first world cup I watched and I took that team for granted. Their attack was insane.

Now swap out Kleberson for Kaka.

Those early 2000s Brazil teams probably had the best attack ever.

# ? Sep 25, 2023 15:23

Ulio: Feb 17, 2011

Shrapnig posted:

Now swap out Kleberson for Kaka.

Those early 2000s Brazil teams probably had the best attack ever.

I saw this the other day but Kaka was on that squad which I totally forgot so he did win a world cup. I think he had like a few minutes off the bench. I feel like Ze Roberto would have played where Kleberson was but he was injured. Ze Roberto was insane the few times I saw him play for Bayern, he had the stamina of a Kante/Ramires but with way better dribbling.

# ? Sep 25, 2023 15:44

Dirk Pitt: Sep 14, 2007; haha yes, this feels good; Toilet Rascal

https://twitter.com/stadium_tr/status/1706303859289735591

Not a fan of Durg�rden but the tifo was on point yesterday.

# ? Sep 25, 2023 19:50

joepinetree: Apr 5, 2012

Ulio posted:

drat I forgot how balanced that lineup was. Thats the first world cup I watched and I took that team for granted. Their attack was insane.

The funny thing is how quickly that team fell apart because of drinking/weight/injuries.

For this particular game, only Rivaldo and Cafu are 30 or older. Ronaldinho was just 22. Ronaldo was 25. They had a 20 year old Kaka on the bench. And this was the last time they did anything remotely special.

# ? Sep 26, 2023 00:31