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nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Mega64 posted:

lmao Chiefs blatantly chasing the Dolphins score, I god drat love it

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Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

CapnAndy posted:

What happened to the Bears, I haven’t been following but apparently they’re a rolling disaster zone?

i'm pretty sure everything that could have happened, did happen

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Bears are very good at letting a teams star player hurt themselves running up the score

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Right now the Chiefs are only on pace for 68-0, Fields is gonna have to step it up in the second half to make sure the Chiefs have more opportunities to score.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Rogue Elephant posted:

i'm pretty sure everything that could have happened, did happen

Not only did the thieves still their field equipment, they also stole their hope.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Wow maybe it is the bears coaches

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Mega64 posted:

Right now the Chiefs are only on pace for 68-0, Fields is gonna have to step it up in the second half to make sure the Chiefs have more opportunities to score.

i believe in fields ability to get the chiefs to score

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





trevorreznik posted:

Andy no. You don't need to prove anything. Don't do this

Alternately please grind them into the dust Andy.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Elephanthead posted:

Wow maybe it is the bears organization

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I wanna see a final score in Chiefs/Bears that makes that Dolphins game look like a 10-3 snoozer

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Arizona has scored on all of five of their drives.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Elephanthead posted:

Wow maybe it is the city of chicago

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

Quiet Feet posted:

Alternately please grind them into the dust Andy.

it's already happened, its just a matter of a course vs fine grind

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

CapnAndy posted:

What happened to the Bears, I haven’t been following but apparently they’re a rolling disaster zone?

Nothing happened to the Bears

Therein lies the problem

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

I wanna see blaine gabbert hang another 28 on the bears

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
My coworkers are either Denver fans or Chicago fans, so tomorrow's standup is going to be hilarious

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Edward Mass posted:

Arizona has scored on all of five of their drives.

they should be up by two more but decided to go for two twice for no god drat reason

and boy that feels like the kind of thing you end up regretting

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Relegate the bears to the xfl

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Football in the rain is such a cool look.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






a helpful bear posted:

My coworkers are either Denver fans or Chicago fans, so tomorrow's standup is going to be hilarious

Were the Denver fans super thrilled when they signed Russ?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
What why am I paying when redzone is free?

Art Core...velay
Jun 16, 2013
bears/broncos next week looms large for draft positioning

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

Elephanthead posted:

Relegate the bears to the xfl

Relegation would be awesome for the fans and the sport but bad for the owners so lol nope

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Oh good, Luvu's hurt

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Can someone with a dvr or whatever go back to the Chief kickoff after 31-0 and report back what it doinked off of?

Asking because in realtime it looked like it hit an upright, and drat high up at that. Is that even possible :psyduck:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Elephanthead posted:

Relegate the bears to the xfl

and promote st. louis

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

glyph posted:

Can someone with a dvr or whatever go back to the Chief kickoff after 31-0 and report back what it doinked off of?

Asking because in realtime it looked like it hit an upright, and drat high up at that. Is that even possible :psyduck:

It bounced off the bears futility

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Toaster Beef posted:

they should be up by two more but decided to go for two twice for no god drat reason
first time it made sense, a penalty put them on the 1

second time they were stupidly chasing the points from the first time

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Geno Smith is not the guy who should be making the throw he just made, but it worked out.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

adaz posted:

I wanna see blaine gabbert hang another 28 on the bears

whoa there motherfucker

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






glyph posted:

Can someone with a dvr or whatever go back to the Chief kickoff after 31-0 and report back what it doinked off of?

Asking because in realtime it looked like it hit an upright, and drat high up at that. Is that even possible :psyduck:

Nope it went clean through

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

imagine only scoring 68 points in a game

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Vertical Lime posted:

and promote st. louis

Actually, pro/rel would require Arlington to be promoted. The XFL Champion, 4-6 Arlington Renegades.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






XFL and USFL gonna merge, what a powerhouse!!!

DancingMachine
Aug 12, 2004

He's a dancing machine!
haha Walker's run so badass they pick up the flag to let it count

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






lmao @ the WaPo homepage right now

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
That picture of Deejay Dallas is wonderful

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

haljordan posted:

Were the Denver fans super thrilled when they signed Russ?

My boss hates him. He implied they were initially excited

DancingMachine
Aug 12, 2004

He's a dancing machine!
257 yards of offense: 5 field goals.

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


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