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Leon Sumbitches: Mar 27, 2010; Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.

That took too long to parse:

Gift him her teen kids, baby!

e:a shameful snipe. Have some crying from the 16th C

# ? Sep 24, 2023 13:58

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Mushika: Dec 22, 2010

Calling Doctor Byzantium; problem on aisle twelve.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 14:23

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Mushika posted:

Calling Doctor Byzantium; problem on aisle twelve.

it's fine. Patient just needs a tissue and a bit of bed rest.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 14:29

Alterian: Jan 28, 2003

Going gray early can be a symptom of being a carrier of a recessive gene for Ataxia telangiectasia (Louis-Bar Syndrome).

# ? Sep 24, 2023 14:52

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

I'm all for anything that increases the amount of hot Goth babes in the world, personally.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 16:56

Lazy_Liberal: Sep 17, 2005; These stones are precious

Actuary X posted:

Why would I think about the Roman Empire when I could think about ancient Egypt

as a jew, i get to think about both fairly regularly

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:15

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Railing Kill posted:

My goth girlfriend in high school smashing me, that's historically accurate.

Odd that she lived in Canada.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:42

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Leon Sumbitches posted:

That took too long to parse:

Gift him her teen kids, baby!

e:a shameful snipe. Have some crying from the 16th C

Do you know anything else about that image? I love it

also All Snipes Are Beautiful

# ? Sep 24, 2023 17:47

hooah: Feb 6, 2006; WTF?

Elissimpark posted:

Odd that she lived in Canada.

Wasn't her name Alberta?

# ? Sep 24, 2023 18:05

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

hooah posted:

Wasn't her name Alberta?

She lives in Vancouver

# ? Sep 24, 2023 18:09

SyNack Sassimov: May 4, 2006; Let the robot win.
��--Captain James T. Vader

Kheldarn posted:

She lives in Vancouver

I can't WAIT to eat her pussy again!

# ? Sep 24, 2023 18:10

Lazy_Liberal: Sep 17, 2005; These stones are precious

Snowy posted:

Do you know anything else about that image? I love it

also All Snipes Are Beautiful

the Internet says "Orlando di Lasso, Septem psalmi poenitentiales, München 1565 (BSB, Mus.ms. A I, p. 27)" so you can start there

# ? Sep 24, 2023 18:46

Leon Sumbitches: Mar 27, 2010; Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.

These might be reposts, but gently caress it I'm going hard

They might be memes IDGAF

# ? Sep 24, 2023 20:49

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Leon Sumbitches posted:

That took too long to parse:

Gift him her teen kids, baby!

Gift him her teen kid's baby, is what I read.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 20:51

Laserjet 4P: Mar 28, 2005; What does it mean?; Fun Shoe

Grendels Dad posted:

Romeeaboo

Huh, I would�ve thought it would be SPQRaboo.

Gromit posted:

Gift him her teen kid's baby, is what I read.

edit: nnnnnope

Laserjet 4P has a new favorite as of 08:46 on Sep 25, 2023

# ? Sep 24, 2023 20:56

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Laserjet 4P posted:

With a small adjustment of one apostrophe, you have just taken it to another level of :chloe:

# ? Sep 24, 2023 21:25

TK-42-1: Oct 30, 2013; looks like we have a bad transmitter

Leon Sumbitches posted:

These might be reposts, but gently caress it I'm going hard

*snip*

They might be memes IDGAF

Posting elon should be probable imo. That's like a flashbang in dark mode.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 23:06

Leon Sumbitches: Mar 27, 2010; Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.

TK-42-1 posted:

Posting elon should be probable imo. That's like a flashbang in dark mode.

What's the precedent?

tiny nips?
Tub boy?
Calm.jpg?

Or are we in an entirely new memespace?

# ? Sep 24, 2023 23:09

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

Leon Sumbitches posted:

fingering the jussy

# ? Sep 24, 2023 23:15

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Jabberlock posted:

fingering the jussy

Andy Warhol's Frankenstein

# ? Sep 24, 2023 23:41

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Laserjet 4P posted:

Huh, I would’ve thought it would be SPQRaboo.

One syllable too short to fit the meter, get this poo poo out of my thread.

Edit: V V V that's an... Interesting pronunciation. V V V

DrBouvenstein has a new favorite as of 23:51 on Sep 24, 2023

# ? Sep 24, 2023 23:46

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

DrBouvenstein posted:

One syllable too short to fit the meter, get this poo poo out of my thread.

Not if you're one of those people that would pronounce that kidses

# ? Sep 24, 2023 23:48

Velocity Raptor: Jul 27, 2007; I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

DrBouvenstein posted:

One syllable too short to fit the meter, get this poo poo out of my thread.

Get this outta my thread

Probe - 6 hour

# ? Sep 24, 2023 23:52

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

DrBouvenstein posted:

Edit: V V V that's an... Interesting pronunciation. V V V

If it's possessive of the plural, like kids's, I think that's the typical pronunciation.

# ? Sep 24, 2023 23:58

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

Baron von Eevl posted:

If it's possessive of the plural, like kids's, I think that's the typical pronunciation.

Maybe somewhere

I've certainly heard it but I always found it amusing and aberrant

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:09

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

You would pronounce it �kidsszzz� while raising your eyebrows and leaning slightly forward for comedic emphasis

At least according to the OED

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:12

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Railing Kill posted:

My goth girlfriend in high school smashing me, that's historically accurate.

Historians doubt the historicity of these claims

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:33

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Velocity Raptor posted:

Get this outta my thread

Probe - 6 hour

I support probing you for this because the "to" should be in the top text banner. Disgusting.

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:50

Velocity Raptor: Jul 27, 2007; I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

Lemniscate Blue posted:

I support probing you for this because the "to" should be in the top text banner. Disgusting.

Yeah, that's how the logo maker made it. I tried to fix it :negative:

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:55

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

Lemniscate Blue posted:

I support probing you for this because the "to" should be in the top text banner. Disgusting.

Everything but meter should be

I guess you also should be punished

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:55

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Velocity Raptor posted:

Yeah, that's how the logo maker made it. I tried to fix it

I've used that generator before and can confirm it is really finicky and terrible at formatting.

# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:57

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.