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DancingMachine
Aug 12, 2004

He's a dancing machine!
This defense fuckin sucks so bad. Can't get off the field on 3rd and long, can't generate any turnovers at all.

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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

If that happens, Caleb needs to follow in Eli's footsteps

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Andy :vick: Dalton

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
It's happened multiple times today that the defense has failed to recognize anything the Cards are doing on offense. This implies:

1)The winless Cardinals were holding onto their secret super plays that they hadn't used yet this season, JUST to bust em out on the Cowboys

Or

2)The defense has been huffing its own farts after the past two weeks and just assumed they'd stop a mud hole in a winless team.


The Cowboys offense has injured o-line as an excuse, the defense has zero excuse unless Diggs was secretly the brains on the field.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Dalton rules, lol.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"


That conversation ends with Williams staying at USC for another year rather than be subjected to the single most QB-ruining franchise in the league

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

Kalli posted:

Caleb sounds like the name of a QB who busts hard in Chicago.
I still remember Caleb Hanie

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

If the Bears manage to ruin Fields and Caleb back-to-back they should be relegated.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Can we talk Chad Henne out of retirement just in case?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

DC Murderverse posted:

That conversation ends with Williams staying at USC for another year rather than be subjected to the single most QB-ruining franchise in the league

hmm go to the bears and get ruined or another year making nil money with usc...

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

Ragnarok the Red posted:

If the Bears manage to ruin Fields and Caleb back-to-back they should be relegated.
relegate them now and save us the time

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Ragnarok the Red posted:

If the Bears manage to ruin Fields and Caleb back-to-back they should be relegated.

if the jets can't be relegated after busting with with darnold and wilson,

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

The only way to fix the Bears has to be just gutting the whole thing right?

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
:lol: nice tackling, he almost broke that for a dallas TD

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
On the bright side the Bears have gotten their first two turnovers of the year (off Gabbert and after giving up 41 unanswered)

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Mustached Demon posted:

hmm go to the bears and get ruined or another year making nil money with usc...

And the chance to bring SC their first Big Ten Championship

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






TheKingslayer posted:

The only way to fix the Bears has to be just gutting the whole thing right?

I'd be happy with never having to see or hear Mike Ditka ever again

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Ugh, Moton's having a bad game

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

The Unnamed One posted:

If that happens, Caleb needs to follow in Eli's footsteps

Win two super owls?

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

TheKingslayer posted:

The only way to fix the Bears has to be just gutting the whole thing right?

Can’t fire the owners

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

lol panthers

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog

TheKingslayer posted:

The only way to fix the Bears has to be just gutting the whole thing right?

Yes but the alarming thing is they did that last year, had a bunch of draft picks, signed multiple FAs, and look worse

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

Elephanthead posted:

Win two super owls?

for the giants, yes

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
These penalties are loving ridiculous

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
D P I :woop:

e:
Or not?????

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Elephanthead posted:

Win two super owls?

With a team that didn't initially draft him, yes

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Flags for the flag god

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

That was PI

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

In my lifetime the only good Bears QB was a guy traded to them from Denver. They may not have the worst reputation as a franchise generally but if I’m a QB coming out of college as a top draft pick I’d rather take my chances in the loving XFL than subject myself to the Quarterback Ruining Machine they have in Halas Hall

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Honestly, if you're the Bears, you get the #1 pick... do you try and trade for some kind of veteran just so you don't gently caress up developing a new talent again?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

lol they picked that flag up??

Asnorban
Jun 13, 2003

Professor Gavelsmoke


Panthers going for most false starts in a game.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
gently caress the cowboys but that was PI

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

ozymandius1024 posted:

These penalties are loving ridiculous

Playing in Seattle is always hard, but christ

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Good no call 10/10 no notes

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Refs agree, gently caress the Cowboys

DancingMachine
Aug 12, 2004

He's a dancing machine!
haha refs on board with gently caress the cowboys!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






lol cowboys

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Ummagumma posted:

Yes but the alarming thing is they did that last year, had a bunch of draft picks, signed multiple FAs, and look worse

They didn’t fire anyone last year. They let the GM trade their all pro linebacker so he could sign worse linebackers for almost as much money in FA, then not do anything to help the o-line or pass rush.

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

That was not DPI

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