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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
she don't eat meat but she sure like the trone

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


a.lo posted:

You want to kill that homeless person? You want to go up to him and stab him in the chest and murder him? Is that what you want tittu baby? atrocious

lots of sick people posting in this thread

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


not me though, I'm healthy and normal.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Grem posted:

I'm at jury duty this is soooo cool!

good posting opportunity

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

not me though, I'm healthy and normal.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 20 days!

emfive posted:

I have a big motion-detector light for my driveway but that's because it's dark as poo poo in front of my house, and for years I'd get home very late with a kid and a van full of drums and guitars.


Please do not take kids home in your van.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 20 days!

Schmoe Cwead posted:

good posting opportunity

Buddy, look at my posts today, I'm on fire! I won't post during the trial because I don't want to be arrested

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://twitter.com/muntazer_zaidi/status/1706324732306440212?s=46

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Grem posted:

Please do not take kids home in your van.

they're his kids, they're supposed to be there!

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Jun 25, 2015

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I feel like you shouldn't be online while at jury duty

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

This guy has a great OnlyFlats

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Bip Roberts posted:

she don't eat meat but she sure like the trone

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

tacodaemon posted:

new "thing that all men do" just dropped




Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

a.lo posted:

You want to kill that homeless person? You want to go up to him and stab him in the chest and murder him? Is that what you want tittu baby? atrocious

I feel kinda weird that he looks in our windows all the time but like he doesn't actually do anything so I'm not gonna bother him

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Thank you.

I wonder what her meat-loving, TOMP-saying husband's SA username is.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



doing an Old No. 2 in honor of our glorious prez

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

At my old place by the bus station people would pop their heads over the fence while we were in the backyard to try to bum cigarettes. That was a little much. We did give out blankets and food when requested tho

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 20 days!

a.lo posted:

I feel like you shouldn't be online while at jury duty

I can be online all I want bitch you can't stop me what are you gonna do close the thread?

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Mr Hootington posted:

Offer the guy some weed

One of my friends in LA was coming back to UCLA from a dispensary and while waiting for the light on the corner a homeless dude starting talking to him and told him it was his birthday so he gave him a joint and halfway thru smoking it the dude started seizing and my friend had to call an ambulance

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
conservative conversation


- see a news report about high gas prices
"I can't believe it."

- talk about public transportation
"I don't want my face in some guy's arm pit

- talk about crime
"they steal perfume"

- talk about homeless people
"they ask for soap, and then they sell it. "

- talk about the time they had problems and somebody told them to "get them a job."

Everything is just wrapped in one nice little 3 minute conversation.
with really memorable little antidotes.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

titty_baby_ posted:

One of my friends in LA was coming back to UCLA from a dispensary and while waiting for the light on the corner a homeless dude starting talking to him and told him it was his birthday so he gave him a joint and halfway thru smoking it the dude started seizing and my friend had to call an ambulance

Hope the homeless guy ended up being fine.

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

Grem posted:

I can be online all I want bitch you can't stop me what are you gonna do close the thread?

get his rear end gently caress him up

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

Mr Hootington posted:

Hope the homeless guy ended up being fine.
shut up pig

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Mr Hootington posted:

Hope the homeless guy ended up being fine.

Yeah, me too. Thats a scary situation

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

conservative conversation


- see a news report about high gas prices
"I can't believe it."

- talk about public transportation
"I don't want my face in some guy's arm pit

- talk about crime
"they steal perfume"

- talk about homeless people
"they ask for soap, and then they sell it. "

- talk about the time they had problems and somebody told them to "get them a job."

Everything is just wrapped in one nice little 3 minute conversation.
with really memorable little antidotes.

sounds like you can't take someone who tells it like it is...
just sayin'

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

UFOTacoMan posted:

sounds like you can't take someone who tells it like it is...
just sayin'

They got good aesthetic, real pixar style heart strings.
But at the end of the day, "Yo, you wanna tax rich people, so you can make those problems go away?"

Them: "no."

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
I have cameras all along my hosue to alert me for when democrats inevitably try to come and take away my gas stove and ceiling fans

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Louisgod posted:

I have cameras all along my hosue to alert me for when democrats inevitably try to come and take away my gas stove and ceiling fans

Shi.
*Scuttles off.*

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



my emergency house buying money

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

They got good aesthetic, real pixar style heart strings.
But at the end of the day, "Yo, you wanna tax rich people, so you can make those problems go away?"

Them: "no."

if you tax rich people they will get mad and make things worse

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Louisgod posted:

I have cameras all along my hosue to alert me for when democrats inevitably try to come and take away my gas stove and ceiling fans

I've never seen you post in doomsday econ

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
Just Super Saiyan is a good username

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Louisgod posted:

I have cameras all along my hosue to alert me for when democrats inevitably try to come and take away my gas stove and ceiling fans

Fair

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


respect to menendez, though. terrible at being corrupt, just constant obvious stealing and getting caught all the time but he got himself some money unlike stroke shrek who just abandoned his imaginary principles the moment he got an iota of power for absolutely nothing

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

UFOTacoMan posted:

if you tax rich people they will get mad and make things worse

"They're too powerful" - like they are movie villians

Imagine bill gates waving around gun-akimbo
or an ai generated trump with an m-16

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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Trimo handles his bible better than a firearm

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