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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

"They're too powerful" - like they are movie villians

Imagine bill gates waving around gun-akimbo
or an ai generated trump with an m-16

Evil Billionaire: I allowed you to live the perfect live and you taxed me!

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mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

UFOTacoMan posted:

Evil Billionaire: I allowed you to live the perfect live and you taxed me!

I made the perfect world....AND THEY TAXED ME!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

I made the perfect world....AND THEY TAXED ME!


:discourse:

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

kerning is my passion

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dCXET4Cl3M

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

lmao

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
surviving edged weapons is man's greatest art

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

https://twitter.com/ntoinedoinel/status/1706254988601626740

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Bip Roberts posted:

surviving edged weapons is man's greatest art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fTaK2RDxNA

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

https://youtu.be/CaOkTKfxu44?si=7big8o1u0rjnda95

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Bip Roberts posted:

surviving edged weapons is man's greatest art

just dont get stabbed? seems pretty loving easy if you ask me

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Bip Roberts posted:

surviving edged weapons is man's greatest art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5PcCyEr-DI

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDOOKWKM3wM

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

lol

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
I can't find the pic of the guy who got beat down by protesters after trying to attack them with a gladius, but pretend I posted it

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!


RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) — North Carolina's legislature has passed a bill requiring age verification on websites that publish material considered harmful to minors as lawmakers worked long hours this week to approve a state budget and other proposals.

The legislation, which passed the Senate and House Thursday with overwhelming bipartisan support, would require any company that intentionally distributes sexually explicit material to verify that the viewer is 18 years or older by using a commercially available database.

It now heads to Democratic Gov. Roy Cooper, who could sign it, veto it or let it become law without his signature. The strong bipartisan support indicates it will likely become law.

Companies are prohibited under the bill from retaining identifying information about an individual once they’ve been granted access to the website.

The legislation allows the parent of a minor to sue a company that violates the law by allowing their child to access sexually explicit material. Any adult whose personal information is retained by one of these websites also has grounds to sue.


Similar age verification requirements passed by other state legislatures have had varied success in court.

A federal judge struck down a Texas law requiring age verification and health warnings to view pornographic websites earlier this month and blocked the state attorney general’s office from enforcing it. The judge agreed with claims that the law violated free speech rights and was overbroad and vague.

In Utah, a state law requiring adult websites to verify the age of their users remains in effect after a federal judge in August dismissed a lawsuit from an industry group challenging its constitutionality. The judge noted the law does not direct the state to pursue or prosecute adult websites and instead gives Utah residents the power to sue them and collect damages.

State Sen. Amy Galey, an Alamance County Republican who introduced the North Carolina proposal, said age verification is an important tool that the state should be using to protect children.

“Moms and dads across the state of North Carolina are striving to protect their children from online predators in a number of different ways by monitoring their child’s use, by putting parental controls on their electronics,” Galey said during floor debate Thursday. “This will give them another important way where they can work to keep their children safe.”

https://www.citizen-times.com/story...n=snd-autopilot

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Omg now I'm in the wait forever part of jury duty and it sucks. Now if I don't get picked I'll be pissed I have to work tomorrow AND I'm here half a day.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


surely the war on pornography will be successful and popular this time

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


would it surprise you to know this man was on fistfuls of cocaine

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
my Posting Dance is very similar to Mr byrne's

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


UFOTacoMan posted:



RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) — North Carolina's legislature has passed a bill requiring age verification on websites that publish material considered harmful to minors as lawmakers worked long hours this week to approve a state budget and other proposals.

The legislation, which passed the Senate and House Thursday with overwhelming bipartisan support, would require any company that intentionally distributes sexually explicit material to verify that the viewer is 18 years or older by using a commercially available database.

It now heads to Democratic Gov. Roy Cooper, who could sign it, veto it or let it become law without his signature. The strong bipartisan support indicates it will likely become law.

Companies are prohibited under the bill from retaining identifying information about an individual once they’ve been granted access to the website.

The legislation allows the parent of a minor to sue a company that violates the law by allowing their child to access sexually explicit material. Any adult whose personal information is retained by one of these websites also has grounds to sue.


Similar age verification requirements passed by other state legislatures have had varied success in court.

A federal judge struck down a Texas law requiring age verification and health warnings to view pornographic websites earlier this month and blocked the state attorney general’s office from enforcing it. The judge agreed with claims that the law violated free speech rights and was overbroad and vague.

In Utah, a state law requiring adult websites to verify the age of their users remains in effect after a federal judge in August dismissed a lawsuit from an industry group challenging its constitutionality. The judge noted the law does not direct the state to pursue or prosecute adult websites and instead gives Utah residents the power to sue them and collect damages.

State Sen. Amy Galey, an Alamance County Republican who introduced the North Carolina proposal, said age verification is an important tool that the state should be using to protect children.

“Moms and dads across the state of North Carolina are striving to protect their children from online predators in a number of different ways by monitoring their child’s use, by putting parental controls on their electronics,” Galey said during floor debate Thursday. “This will give them another important way where they can work to keep their children safe.”

https://www.citizen-times.com/story...n=snd-autopilot

They did this poo poo in Virginia and what ends up happening is the site just refuses service period since it's too big a hassle

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Grem posted:

Omg now I'm in the wait forever part of jury duty and it sucks. Now if I don't get picked I'll be pissed I have to work tomorrow AND I'm here half a day.

I'm glad

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



this really is one of the most enervating things about british terfs with their little tea time get-togethers and godawful dancing


Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

I have been unfairly sued by the Trump Hating Democrat Attorney General of New York State, Letitia James, over the false fact that I inflated my Financial Statements in order to borrow money from Banks, etc. The Judge in the case, Arthur F. Engoron, refused to allow this case to go to the “Commercial Division,” where it belongs, because he is a Trump Hater beyond even A.G. James, who campaigned against me spewing horrible inflammatory statements which are False & Defamatory. I am not even allowed a Jury! The facts of this case are simple. 1) I AM WORTH MUCH MORE THAN THE NUMBERS SHOWN ON MY FINANCIAL STATEMENTS. 2) I DIDN’T EVEN INCLUDE MY MOST VALUABLE ASSET, MY BRAND. 3) THE BANKS WERE PAID BACK IN FULL, SOMETIMES EARLY, THERE WERE NO DEFAULTS, THE BANKS MADE MONEY, WERE REPRESENTED BY THE BEST LAW FIRMS, & WERE VERY “HAPPY.” THERE WERE NO VICTIMS! 4) ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE FINANCIAL STATEMENTS THERE IS A STRONG “DISCLAIMER CLAUSE” TELLING ALL NOT TO RELY ON THESE…. (continued)

Page 2: FINANCIAL STATEMENTS. THE DISCLAIMER CLAUSE TELLS ANYONE REVIEWING THE DATA, INCLUDING FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS, TO DO THEIR OWN RESEARCH AND ANALYSIS - IT IS A NON RELIANCE CLAUSE, AND COULD NOT BE MORE CLEAR. ADDITIONALLY TO MY BEING WORTH FAR MORE THAN IS SHOWN IN THE “FULLY DISCLAIMED” FINANCIAL STATEMENTS, AGAIN NOT PUTTING DOWN A VALUE FOR MY BIGGEST ASSET, BRAND, THE COMPANY HAS HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN CASH, AND VERY LITTLE DEBT. It is a great company that has been slandered and maligned by this politically motivated Witch Hunt. It is very unfair, and I call for help from the highest Courts in New York State, or the Federal System, to intercede. THIS IS NOT AMERICA!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tacodaemon posted:

this really is one of the most enervating things about british terfs with their little tea time get-togethers and godawful dancing




seriously if you've never seen any of the Terf Disco video clips,


https://i.imgur.com/0BHOxTE.mp4

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

I have been unfairly sued by the Trump Hating Democrat Attorney General of New York State, Letitia James, over the false fact that I inflated my Financial Statements in order to borrow money from Banks, etc. The Judge in the case, Arthur F. Engoron, refused to allow this case to go to the “Commercial Division,” where it belongs, because he is a Trump Hater beyond even A.G. James, who campaigned against me spewing horrible inflammatory statements which are False & Defamatory. I am not even allowed a Jury! The facts of this case are simple. 1) I AM WORTH MUCH MORE THAN THE NUMBERS SHOWN ON MY FINANCIAL STATEMENTS. 2) I DIDN’T EVEN INCLUDE MY MOST VALUABLE ASSET, MY BRAND. 3) THE BANKS WERE PAID BACK IN FULL, SOMETIMES EARLY, THERE WERE NO DEFAULTS, THE BANKS MADE MONEY, WERE REPRESENTED BY THE BEST LAW FIRMS, & WERE VERY “HAPPY.” THERE WERE NO VICTIMS! 4) ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE FINANCIAL STATEMENTS THERE IS A STRONG “DISCLAIMER CLAUSE” TELLING ALL NOT TO RELY ON THESE…. (continued)

Page 2: FINANCIAL STATEMENTS. THE DISCLAIMER CLAUSE TELLS ANYONE REVIEWING THE DATA, INCLUDING FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS, TO DO THEIR OWN RESEARCH AND ANALYSIS - IT IS A NON RELIANCE CLAUSE, AND COULD NOT BE MORE CLEAR. ADDITIONALLY TO MY BEING WORTH FAR MORE THAN IS SHOWN IN THE “FULLY DISCLAIMED” FINANCIAL STATEMENTS, AGAIN NOT PUTTING DOWN A VALUE FOR MY BIGGEST ASSET, BRAND, THE COMPANY HAS HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN CASH, AND VERY LITTLE DEBT. It is a great company that has been slandered and maligned by this politically motivated Witch Hunt. It is very unfair, and I call for help from the highest Courts in New York State, or the Federal System, to intercede. THIS IS NOT AMERICA!

very unfair!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

I have been unfairly sued by the Trump Hating Democrat Attorney General of New York State, Letitia James, over the false fact that I inflated my Financial Statements in order to borrow money from Banks, etc. The Judge in the case, Arthur F. Engoron, refused to allow this case to go to the “Commercial Division,” where it belongs, because he is a Trump Hater beyond even A.G. James, who campaigned against me spewing horrible inflammatory statements which are False & Defamatory. I am not even allowed a Jury! The facts of this case are simple. 1) I AM WORTH MUCH MORE THAN THE NUMBERS SHOWN ON MY FINANCIAL STATEMENTS. 2) I DIDN’T EVEN INCLUDE MY MOST VALUABLE ASSET, MY BRAND. 3) THE BANKS WERE PAID BACK IN FULL, SOMETIMES EARLY, THERE WERE NO DEFAULTS, THE BANKS MADE MONEY, WERE REPRESENTED BY THE BEST LAW FIRMS, & WERE VERY “HAPPY.” THERE WERE NO VICTIMS! 4) ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE FINANCIAL STATEMENTS THERE IS A STRONG “DISCLAIMER CLAUSE” TELLING ALL NOT TO RELY ON THESE…. (continued)

Page 2: FINANCIAL STATEMENTS. THE DISCLAIMER CLAUSE TELLS ANYONE REVIEWING THE DATA, INCLUDING FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS, TO DO THEIR OWN RESEARCH AND ANALYSIS - IT IS A NON RELIANCE CLAUSE, AND COULD NOT BE MORE CLEAR. ADDITIONALLY TO MY BEING WORTH FAR MORE THAN IS SHOWN IN THE “FULLY DISCLAIMED” FINANCIAL STATEMENTS, AGAIN NOT PUTTING DOWN A VALUE FOR MY BIGGEST ASSET, BRAND, THE COMPANY HAS HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN CASH, AND VERY LITTLE DEBT. It is a great company that has been slandered and maligned by this politically motivated Witch Hunt. It is very unfair, and I call for help from the highest Courts in New York State, or the Federal System, to intercede. THIS IS NOT AMERICA!

:goonsay:

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

conservative conversation


- see a news report about high gas prices
"I can't believe it."

- talk about public transportation
"I don't want my face in some guy's arm pit

- talk about crime
"they steal perfume"

- talk about homeless people
"they ask for soap, and then they sell it. "

- talk about the time they had problems and somebody told them to "get them a job."

Everything is just wrapped in one nice little 3 minute conversation.
with really memorable little antidotes.

you can flip those antidotes on the street for easy cash.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Mr Hootington posted:

Offer the guy some weed

:haibrow:

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
is it good to say you lowballed your financial disclosures

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

I have been unfairly sued by the Trump Hating Democrat Attorney General of New York State, Letitia James, over the false fact that I inflated my Financial Statements in order to borrow money from Banks, etc. The Judge in the case, Arthur F. Engoron, refused to allow this case to go to the “Commercial Division,” where it belongs, because he is a Trump Hater beyond even A.G. James, who campaigned against me spewing horrible inflammatory statements which are False & Defamatory. I am not even allowed a Jury! The facts of this case are simple. 1) I AM WORTH MUCH MORE THAN THE NUMBERS SHOWN ON MY FINANCIAL STATEMENTS. 2) I DIDN’T EVEN INCLUDE MY MOST VALUABLE ASSET, MY BRAND. 3) THE BANKS WERE PAID BACK IN FULL, SOMETIMES EARLY, THERE WERE NO DEFAULTS, THE BANKS MADE MONEY, WERE REPRESENTED BY THE BEST LAW FIRMS, & WERE VERY “HAPPY.” THERE WERE NO VICTIMS! 4) ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE FINANCIAL STATEMENTS THERE IS A STRONG “DISCLAIMER CLAUSE” TELLING ALL NOT TO RELY ON THESE…. (continued)

Page 2: FINANCIAL STATEMENTS. THE DISCLAIMER CLAUSE TELLS ANYONE REVIEWING THE DATA, INCLUDING FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS, TO DO THEIR OWN RESEARCH AND ANALYSIS - IT IS A NON RELIANCE CLAUSE, AND COULD NOT BE MORE CLEAR. ADDITIONALLY TO MY BEING WORTH FAR MORE THAN IS SHOWN IN THE “FULLY DISCLAIMED” FINANCIAL STATEMENTS, AGAIN NOT PUTTING DOWN A VALUE FOR MY BIGGEST ASSET, BRAND, THE COMPANY HAS HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN CASH, AND VERY LITTLE DEBT. It is a great company that has been slandered and maligned by this politically motivated Witch Hunt. It is very unfair, and I call for help from the highest Courts in New York State, or the Federal System, to intercede. THIS IS NOT AMERICA!


Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
I want a new yakuza game now

gregday
May 23, 2003

Justin Tyme posted:

They did this poo poo in Virginia and what ends up happening is the site just refuses service period since it's too big a hassle

working as intended

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Consummate Professional posted:

is it good to say you lowballed your financial disclosures

:yooge: i assure u ur honor this crime was completely victimless!

people with duis have probably made that argument

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


did anyone think the new jersey senator wasn't being bribed? lmao

Bixington
Feb 27, 2011

made me feel all nippley inside my tittychest
I'm no lawyer but claiming to have more assets than you actually have seems ill-advised when you're looking at infinite lawsuits and penalties...

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

UFOTacoMan posted:

Just Super Saiyan is a good username

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19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

lol

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